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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Awesome awesome movie. 'What're you saying? When you divorce you turn in your library card, you get a new license, you stop being Jewish!'
'You brought the fucking Pomeranian bowling?'
'I haven't brought it bowling...I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a fucking beer, it's not taking a fucking turn...'
'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham
'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes
'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'
Bob Marley
My freind who is a snowboard bum at my old resort is like 32 and looks EXACTLY like him, ACTS exactly like him and even drinks white russians. His nickname is 'the dude' I mean what more do you want. I wish i had a pic of this guy
Pat and I were in some hick town over the weekend, and I saw an exact replica of The Dude. This guy walks into the grocery store wearing sandals, a pair of 80s shorts, no shirt, and drinking a beer! HE had the exact same hair as The Dude also. Not a care in the world.
Then when we went back to our campsite, The Dude was there again! No more beer, but he walks up to the camping office and says 'I have a reservation for tomorrow' and hands the lady his form... then Pat took his picture. He should post it.. it was amazing.