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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
So last night me and some friends take some paintballs, and just shoot the shit out of people we hate. I mean we massacred these places.

So this girl who we got thought it was me, so this morning I had to talk to her dad, and the girl even saw me through the window, but I easily convinced the guy it wasn't me.

Then later me and my friends were checking out the damage to the other house, and they heard us saw something about washing it off. So the guy comes outside, and I end up having a 30 minute conversation about it. In the end I convinced him I had no clue about it, and that we were talking about washing my friends car.

Anyone else have any sweet, vandalization/ covering for your ass stories?
Aug 11 2007 2:52AM
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bombin_baker*
Posts: 202 - Karma: 12
So one time i ate all the sugar out of the sugar bowl. And for some reason that i really dont know cause seriously who gets mad over missing sugar?! but yeah so my mom got really really mad and i easily convinced her that i had no idea where the sugar went or why. That was a great day.
Aug 11 2007 2:55AM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
Uhhh... Trivial.
Aug 11 2007 3:02AM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Oh really. I finished it about 4 years ago.
Aug 11 2007 3:05AM
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bombin_baker*
Posts: 202 - Karma: 12
i was like 6 ok!?
Aug 11 2007 3:05AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i hate the kid that posted this thread. red your post and tell me you don't deserve your ass kicked. you sound like a peice of shit.

fucking up someone's house like that. the dad's planning on enjoy prseason football and drinkin some beers and he has to go and spray his house becuase you and your faggot friends don't like someone. you're cool buddy. post more stories like this.




when i was growing up we would fuck up the school w/ tp, shaving cream, toothpaste (at least the person cleaing would be getting paid) or fucking throw water ballons at shit. light fireworks. spraying paint all over someone's house is hardly cool.
Aug 11 2007 4:24AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
I pretty much agree with this. 
Aug 11 2007 4:43AM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
What's even more stupid is how I get these real negative replies most likely because I have like 50 something posts. You aren't a hard ass if you sit on your ass on a computer all day.

And save the you aren't a hardass because you fucked up someones house thing. I've got reasons why I don't like the people, I just don't feel like getting in to detail.

I'm pretty sure you're a perfect citizen and have never fucked anything up.
Aug 11 2007 5:24AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
yeah.. i enjoy fucing peoples house up
Aug 11 2007 5:54AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
ah i didn't realize you were a noob, my reaction was based on your thread.

you're right i have fucked people's houses up. looking back on it at least i felt bad afterwards and i certainly didn't go onto the internet and brag about how cool i was for doing it.

dope thread. it's great that you can speak coherantly and lie to people. thanks for contributing.
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Aug 11 2007 7:15AM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
why are you bragging about wrecking someones house?
sieriously i hope they find out and you get fucked with tresspassing and defacing private property.
heres another idea
go get wasstteeyyyyy and do it again!
Aug 11 2007 8:56AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
you suck
Aug 11 2007 8:59AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Dude, what the hell does being a noob have anything to do with people calling you out for being a cock?

You fucked with peoples property, which is beyond cowardly.
Aug 11 2007 9:22AM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
yeah word
Aug 11 2007 11:29AM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
first of all just doing this is really pointless and immature. and then u come on NS and brag about it?? u deserve to get caught
Aug 11 2007 11:45AM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
your a noob and a piece of shit. i mean there are certain levels of vandalism. like tping was semi-acceptable when i was younger because the person just had to spend 30 minutes cleaning up and no permanent harm but paintablling? are you kidding? that is a bitch to clean up.

also now that im a little older then when i would tp i think i realize that its all stupid. who cares if you have a "reason". you shouldve just grown up and let it go. if you hold grudges you are just gonna waste your life getting even with people.

i think you just need to find a better use of time. build a backyard setup idk or really care. just don't pull shit like that and fuck up a person's house
Aug 11 2007 12:32PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
i've had my house vandalized multiple times, I live in this historic neighborhood where all the houses are from the 1700s, and there are no cops, so people love to mess with shit.

its been egged, spraypainted with really weird messages, and my dad's watch and xm radio were stolen from his car parked outside.

fuck you people. if you have a problem with someone, take it up face to face. maybe one day someone will go edward norton on your ass.
Aug 11 2007 12:53PM
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Dosh
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 14
you sounds like youre in 8th grade
Aug 11 2007 1:41PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
you fucking faggot
Aug 11 2007 2:02PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
if you were in grade 7 or 8, i could understand. at that age, you think youre doing something funny and cool and you brag about it inline. then, as you get older and go through puberty, you'll realize that what you did was stupid and had no purpose at all.
Aug 11 2007 2:03PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
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Aug 11 2007 2:05PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
Im telling on you.
Aug 11 2007 2:07PM
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dr.jib
Posts: 209 - Karma: 11
from american history x? mad good movie, but yeah if I was working my ass of to paying my mortgage and somebody paintballed my house I'd be pissed to say the least. put yourself in their shoes and have some respect.
Aug 11 2007 3:09PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
norton was so jacked in american history x but fight club norton isnt so bad, at least by the end of the movie.


oh yea, the threadstarter's a dick.
Aug 11 2007 3:33PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
you're a dick.
Aug 11 2007 3:37PM
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
Aren't you like 14?
Aug 11 2007 3:37PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
this is exactly rtue
Aug 11 2007 3:39PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
i think he's 17
Aug 11 2007 3:39PM
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
For some reason I remember vaguely seeing him say he was 14 in another thread, owell guess I'm wrong.
Aug 11 2007 3:40PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
word.
Aug 11 2007 3:40PM
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2+2=5
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Aug 11 2007 3:44PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
way to be a douche kid, you dont just put paint all over someones house, you can tp or egg it and at least it comes off
Aug 11 2007 3:45PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
i don't ge6 the picture, is it that the people who takes those rings off are gay? because i hate those things, and always take them off. am i a fag now?

oh, and yeah, don't fuck up people's houses. Once you start paying for your own stuff you will realize why people value them, and how much of a pain it is to have it defaced.
Aug 11 2007 3:47PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
i hope someone shits on your lawn asswipe
Aug 11 2007 4:14PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
Where do you live so we can vandalize your property.
Aug 11 2007 4:57PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
seriously i've lived on my own for a while and whenever i have a party and i caught someone breaking shit for fun, i fucked em up, got their information and made them pay for it, i busted my ass to pay for my apartment and all my shit, it's not fair for someone to wreck my shit for fun. and you little piece of shit, you didn't like someone so you paint balled their PARENT'S house? what the fuck is wrong with you did daddy not beat you enough? seriously he probably just wanted to relax or maybe he had some plans which you ruined because you're an immature little cocksucker
Aug 11 2007 5:30PM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
QFT
Aug 11 2007 5:34PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
C S H
Aug 11 2007 5:40PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
i can't believe you shot people too, "hahha we shot some chick lol" why don't you fire a couple rounds up your ass
Aug 11 2007 6:01PM
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dammitmike
Posts: 2530 - Karma: 24
you retard, its pricks like you that make people push to outlaw paintball. shooting at some chicks house and HITTING her just because you have some sand in your vagina? i really hope they find out its you and press charges for assault. remember, karma is a bitch.
Aug 11 2007 6:44PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
this has to be bumped
Aug 11 2007 10:11PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Who the fuck said I shot the girl!?
Get your damn facts straight. And for you people that say the house is fucked. The kind of paintball we were shooting washes off easily.
Aug 11 2007 11:01PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
read your first sentence in the original post.

you're still a douche, even if you didn't shoot the girl.  you sound like you're 12 or something.  don't you have anything better to do than shoot the parents house of someone you "hate"?  next thing you know you'll tell us that you hate her cause she won't go out with you (or something trivial like that).  you're a fucking prick. go rot in hell.
Aug 11 2007 11:10PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
Where do you live? And what is your cell phone number?
Aug 11 2007 11:11PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Dude, what the fuck does it matter if it washes off "easily" or not...

Imagine if you had plans to go skiing the next day, and some asshat rolls by the night before and paintballs the shit out of your house causing you to have to postpone or perhaps cancel your plans to go skiing because some toolbox decided to paintball your house and you need to clean it off instead?

Put yourself in someone elses shoes for one, and don't be a douche. Be the bigger person and let shit go.
Aug 11 2007 11:13PM
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Galli
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 378
silencer14 your NOT that good at talking your way out of things if you spend time boasting about it on a website. Think about it. Reallly think about it foe a second.
Aug 12 2007 12:23AM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
one time these people opened their door and one of my friends had just chucked a smoke bomb and it went through their door. into their house. but i really dont fuck peoples shit up cause kids that do that suck.
Aug 12 2007 12:28AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
"So last night me and some friends take some paintballs, and just SHOOT THE SHIT OUF OF PEOPLE we hate. I mean we massacred these places."
"so this girl we GOT thought"

key evidence is in caps
Aug 12 2007 1:19AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
i love fucking with people, but I usually dont mess with their property, and paintballing stuff is pretty retarted, but you guys didnt need to rip him a new ass hole the size of a train tunnel
Aug 12 2007 1:19AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
oh well, Hate often gets focused in one thread on NS
Aug 12 2007 1:21AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Meh, it'd be fine if he fucked with her, but instead he fucked with her parents property like a little pussy.
Aug 12 2007 1:22AM
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