Replying to Haha I love my great talking/lying skills.

So last night me and some friends take some paintballs, and just shoot the shit out of people we hate. I mean we massacred these places.

So this girl who we got thought it was me, so this morning I had to talk to her dad, and the girl even saw me through the window, but I easily convinced the guy it wasn't me.

Then later me and my friends were checking out the damage to the other house, and they heard us saw something about washing it off. So the guy comes outside, and I end up having a 30 minute conversation about it. In the end I convinced him I had no clue about it, and that we were talking about washing my friends car.

Anyone else have any sweet, vandalization/ covering for your ass stories?