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Jake...
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do you know what this is
a shammy cloth?
lucky guess.. i just lost a buck.... TO MY SELF.
ha.. i herd something about your suspension, something with a bus full of kids?
oh you herd that did ya, well heres another story for ya, new jack. back in 74 charlie rich was named country musician of the year. then the next year in 75 he had to hand the award off to the new winner john denver. can you believe it? replaced by john fuckin denver! well ill be damned if mr rich didnt light the award on fire infront of everyone. get what im saying?
your going to light me country music award on fire?
ha, when my suspension is up, you better watch out.
(lights tape)
HEY wanna go!
yeah, oh dont you smell pretty
HEY GUYS BREAK IT UP! we got a 10-94, farva you wanna take this one?
you bet.
(slides across hood)nice wax job rook
(sprays farva in face with hose)
Aug 10 2007 9:00PM
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Swan_Solo
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why?...
Aug 10 2007 9:01PM
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kepler.
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because its the best movie ever!
Aug 10 2007 9:04PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
awsome movie
Aug 10 2007 9:05PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
hahahahaha i just watched that yesterday
Aug 10 2007 9:18PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
man i have seen that movie like 10000000000000 times and its still funny as hell when i see/hear it.


hey mac how many tickets did you give last week?
well i dont have the specific numbers infront of me...
three
cant make them speedy
try hiding.
(farva poking around the door)
who wants cream?...nobody... k no cream.
Aug 10 2007 9:24PM
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troutbum
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yesterday was the last time you watched it? You need to get your shit straight, son, and watch it every day.
Aug 10 2007 9:25PM
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steevner
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you boys like mexeeeeco?!?!?!?!?
Aug 10 2007 9:37PM
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Frostfired
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haha meow
Aug 10 2007 9:44PM
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skijunkiedtm
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soap?
Aug 10 2007 9:47PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
the best part is " farva! (point gun at him and he shuts up)" lmao
Aug 11 2007 1:29AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
super troopers omg i love that movie lolz
Aug 11 2007 1:30AM
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TheButterHashira
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dammit im sorry for blurting out the name.
Aug 11 2007 1:30AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Thank you for making this thread Jakers. What a fucking fantastic movie.
Aug 11 2007 1:35AM
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potato_man
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strong language



chicken fucker!
Aug 11 2007 1:37AM
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Thomson.
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"Now to teach you buys a lesson officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here and watch you smoke the whole bag." [WOOOOHOOOOO!] "Sweet mother of god."
Aug 11 2007 1:38AM
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Thomson.
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oh and jakers you forgot the, "I bet you do" after "you bet", which is extremely important.
Aug 11 2007 1:40AM
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snwbrdmilf
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This was posted in Media & Arts, but thought I would share here. This movie will never overtake Super Troopers...but looks just as hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNpoTxeydiY
Aug 11 2007 1:42AM
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ski_DC
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shenanigans?
Aug 11 2007 1:44AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
6 more days im so stoked
Aug 11 2007 1:47AM
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Jake...
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hey farva what is that restaurant with that crazy shit on the wall and the motzerella sticks?

oh you mean shenanigans?!!?

OHHHHHH (hands pistol whip)
Aug 11 2007 1:49AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
oh no! thats rabbits (stupid rookie)
ph lok a bar of soap
HAHAHA I GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER
awersome prank farva
...

everyweekend i go up to the lodge and play hearts...
(whispering)
AH FUCK GIVE ME THE SOAP!
(bit, spit)

LMAO
Aug 11 2007 1:55AM
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TheButterHashira
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snazberrys taste like snazberrys
Aug 11 2007 1:55AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Schnazberry* (spelling could be off, but pronounced like that)
Aug 11 2007 1:56AM
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Jake...
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HEY do ouy know what fuck you this guy is just tryeign tohave a good time and drop some lines on the movie the last thing on a fukin friday night he needs is some..................................... one correcting his spelling. FILL in the blanks.


sorry
Aug 11 2007 2:13AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Pronunciation is key here kind sir. He can not quote an epic movie by saying it wrong. K2Tanner I'm sure took no offense to this. That's like me calling Farva, Farvo. You would correct me now wouldn't you?
Aug 11 2007 2:15AM
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purplejumpsuit
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my friend has that as his msn name every day..

what a great movie.
Aug 11 2007 2:25AM
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moonofendor
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does mommy have any guy that you call uncle
oh like uncle larry
wait who's uncle larry
Aug 11 2007 2:36AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I'll have a liter-a-cola.
Aug 11 2007 2:51AM
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TheButterHashira
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oh well they are delicous none the less
Aug 11 2007 11:20AM
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ryan.c
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i wanna see this real bad too
Aug 11 2007 5:37PM
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Click_Here
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litre is french for give me my fucking cola before i bust your fucking lips
Aug 11 2007 7:00PM
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Thomson.
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WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE!
Aug 12 2007 12:31AM
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Thomson.
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"Only you Farva can make a dark man blush"
Aug 12 2007 12:33AM
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Thomson.
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"Get some rubber gloves, from now on your my cleaning lady"
Aug 12 2007 12:35AM
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Thomson.
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"So what did you find out at the weigh station?"
"My a cruiser weighs 16,000 kg's [giggles]."
Aug 12 2007 12:37AM
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derbski
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just get a large, farva
I don't want a large farva
Aug 12 2007 12:42AM
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Thomson.
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"But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun."
"Yeah. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic."
"Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really."
"Evil Shenanigans [lepricon voice]"
"I swear to god I'll pistol-whip the next guy thay says, "shenanigans."


Wow all these quotes just keep coming to me, sorry about the 6 posts in a row, haha
Aug 12 2007 12:42AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
Ersala what the fuck! there is no TP in the bathroom!
What about the piece stuck to your shoe?
WHAT ABOUT THE PIECE STUCK TO MY SHOE? -- SHIT!
I'm not your wife smy
Yeah and if you were, i'd take you down a peg or too!, high dick face.
Aug 12 2007 8:16PM
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East.
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"uhh do we sell literocola?"
Aug 12 2007 8:20PM
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Sno.
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chamois
Aug 12 2007 8:22PM
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Tom.
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your icon + your post = pure awesome.



the shnozberries taste like... shnozberries.
Aug 12 2007 8:35PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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"And that was the second time i got crabs" door opens
Aug 12 2007 9:19PM
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killabees
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i made a thread with same thing a few weeks ago, what a cowinkydink
Aug 12 2007 9:22PM
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ijibgoremtn
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my school principal took that movie away from me and wont give it back
Aug 12 2007 9:43PM
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jp_draves
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haha hilarious movie!
Aug 12 2007 9:43PM
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t-rent
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after the second line i knew it was super troopers
Aug 12 2007 9:52PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
bump this shit.


...what will you do if you win 10 million bucks?.. and you can't say buy the cleveland cavilers..
i'd buy a 10 million dollar car.
great investment but i'd still pull you over.
hell no ! you could never catch me ?
o i could never catch you ?
ha even if you could i'd give my car wings and fly away ha....
GOD DAMN IT YOU BURGER PUNK!! IM GUNNA GET YOU!!!
Aug 14 2007 10:28PM
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MissMontana
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littering and?
Aug 14 2007 10:40PM
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ktollefson_1080
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"one cheese burger...for a cop."
"what ya gonna spit in it or something?!"
Aug 14 2007 10:44PM
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derbski
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hold the spit on that cops burger
Aug 16 2007 12:03AM
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