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charmander
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...has a giat black lump on her leg. she got stung by a hornet and some guy told us to tape a penny to it and it would make it better its been like 3 days. anyone know whadafuxup?
Aug 8 2007 7:11PM
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Queen_Selassie
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 1,363
Just because you have been a member longer doesn't mean anything. I was tryin to help you out but you just made a dumb thread that wasn't true. Your're the one trollin.
Dec 5 2010 9:59PM
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ECB
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This isn't trolling, I'm actually really horny.
Dec 5 2010 10:01PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
you pick your hole ill take the other
Dec 5 2010 10:02PM
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ECB
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I'll take whichever one is more brown, which on some girls is not the stink. Well, it really is the stink because it is now stink, but originally not the stink. Deal?
Dec 5 2010 10:04PM
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Abc567def
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If its brown, go to town?
Dec 5 2010 10:07PM
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Queen_Selassie
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ah sheet. i didn't even notice it was from 2 years ago. my bad :(

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Dec 5 2010 10:08PM
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ECB
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That's the spirit!

If it's brown, disregard everything else. Yes. Everything. Age, sex, relationship status. Everything.
Dec 5 2010 10:08PM
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LS.
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you dont want to look her in the eye during DP, i feel ya ill step up to the plate and kiss her too i suppose
Dec 5 2010 10:15PM
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ECB
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Good

And if she needs lube I got that taken care of, I've always wanted to try valve oil.
Dec 5 2010 10:17PM
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LS.
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i dont plan on using rubber, sorry for any inconvieniences

Dec 5 2010 10:19PM
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salty
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Dec 5 2010 10:21PM
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ECB
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Not a problem, I might have crabs though. But i'll give a fresh shave before, and shampoo.
Dec 5 2010 10:23PM
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rickroller
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pics or it dident happePr
Dec 6 2010 12:25PM
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thisandthatfilms
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what the hell is this thread ahha
Dec 6 2010 12:29PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
loved valium
Dec 6 2010 12:32PM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
Wheres your cousin?!?
Dec 6 2010 12:46PM
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Heinzler
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1232 views, 72 comments.



lol
Dec 6 2010 12:51PM
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ECB
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and successfully made my horny go away 3 separate times
Dec 6 2010 1:02PM
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J.M
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classic ecb, i miss him
Oct 7 2011 2:26PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
pee in her butt wasn't invented in 2007?!
Oct 7 2011 3:54PM
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Skibumsmith
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so... did your mom make it?
Oct 7 2011 4:14PM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Yo Mamma.
Oct 7 2011 4:25PM
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J.M
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Oct 8 2011 2:06PM
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