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My mom...

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charmander
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...has a giat black lump on her leg. she got stung by a hornet and some guy told us to tape a penny to it and it would make it better its been like 3 days. anyone know whadafuxup?
Aug 8 2007 7:11PM
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fillup
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... is hot
Aug 8 2007 7:12PM
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charmander
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is not hot at all
Aug 8 2007 7:14PM
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TheButterHashira
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ive heard that. i heard that putting dish soap on it should make it better but if its black and nasty get her to go to the doctor..... unless your hoping shell die
Aug 8 2007 7:16PM
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charmander
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ok ill make her put dish soap on it or she could die i guess idc
Aug 8 2007 7:17PM
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MykeHype
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http://webmd.com - k thnx
Aug 8 2007 8:16PM
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dave44
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She's gonna die
Aug 8 2007 8:18PM
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Sno.
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liar.
Aug 8 2007 8:19PM
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vermontsteez
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yeah dude that doesnt sound good if it has turned black.. prob. shoulg go see a doctor
Aug 8 2007 8:39PM
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Sno.
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so take a wound that susceptible to infection, and tape to it the dirtiest most germ infected object that exists on earth? that guy was a real good advice giver.
Aug 8 2007 8:44PM
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bigdaddytmac
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Dude, I wouldn't normally recommend this but I think your mom needs to go to a doctor and get antibiotics stat.
Aug 8 2007 8:54PM
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ButteredToast.
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hahaha wtf tape a penny to it???


just chop it off man
Aug 8 2007 9:36PM
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babujib
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put baking soda on it and make sure the stinger is out
Aug 8 2007 9:50PM
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michelle
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when you get stung by a bee you put meat tenderizer on it, not a fucking penny
Aug 9 2007 12:18AM
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steevner
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a penny? that is rediculously custy as fuck. you know how much grim is on a penny? go see a doctor, it's infected
Aug 9 2007 12:24AM
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ECB
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This thread is dildos without a pic of said mom
Dec 5 2010 10:15AM
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gus555
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how did you even find this thread
Dec 5 2010 10:40AM
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ECB
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I'm horny, thats how :)
Dec 5 2010 10:48AM
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HowNeatIsThat
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you, my friend, are a dick.
Dec 5 2010 10:49AM
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yeahno
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acquire doctor? you may have said that, but i already clicked reply and im too lazy to take another look.
Dec 5 2010 10:51AM
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Keith.
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wtf a penny? really?
Dec 5 2010 10:55AM
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2_fadez
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Interested in seeing update from Charmander on if the penny technique ever ended up working.
Dec 5 2010 11:28AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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haha #1 member
Dec 5 2010 11:36AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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your going to need to cut it of...
Dec 5 2010 11:37AM
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ECB
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#1 horniest member


I really need to make my horny go on vacation for a few days, I need to study for finals but the horny is taking over
Dec 5 2010 11:44AM
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max...
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haha. i love seeing serious reactions to threads that are months old
Dec 5 2010 1:02PM
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Horizon
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I hope you are joking.
Dec 5 2010 1:04PM
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dex.
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to all the tards in this thread, the penny is because copper supposedly is a remedy for bee sting venom, ive never heard this is verified though
Dec 5 2010 1:06PM
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J.M
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hahaha, +K for you.
Dec 5 2010 1:38PM
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2_fadez
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Pennies are %97.5 zinc. But I guess the outside is still copper, so it may work, if the copper does take out venom.
Dec 5 2010 1:56PM
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charmander
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just for you holmes

i dont even remember making this thread haha

with my dad at an air museum, only picture i had on my facebook haha

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Dec 5 2010 7:34PM
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AHSkier
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We wanted a pic of the big black welt
Dec 5 2010 7:38PM
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J.M
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not me, thank you.
Dec 5 2010 8:49PM
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Queen_Selassie
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have her put rubbing alcohol on it. that should make the swelling go away.
Dec 5 2010 8:58PM
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charmander
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cough 3 year old thread cough
Dec 5 2010 8:59PM
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Peter.
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what are you saying
Dec 5 2010 9:05PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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WINDEX!
Dec 5 2010 9:11PM
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TheHuggyBear
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ECB- did you really fucking serachbar for "mom" hahahahahahaa
Dec 5 2010 9:12PM
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Noss.
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i dont follow....
Dec 5 2010 9:12PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Money is almost as dirty as a dildo left in a barn.
Dec 5 2010 9:13PM
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LS.
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Dec 5 2010 9:22PM
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1337
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so, did your mom end up dying?
Dec 5 2010 9:24PM
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yeahno
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kinda want
Dec 5 2010 9:26PM
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Queen_Selassie
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fools like you ruined this site.

Dec 5 2010 9:28PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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Sadface for dead mommy :(
Dec 5 2010 9:29PM
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charmander
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ive been here 2 years longer than you have...

are you legally retarded or are you just trolling?
serious question.
Dec 5 2010 9:35PM
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ECB
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I'm telling you guys, I'm fucking horny as shit right now
Dec 5 2010 9:36PM
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ECB
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I love flying

Maybe I can fly your mom if your dad doesnt mind
Dec 5 2010 9:38PM
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pounds.
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i heard there are these new people.... they're called doctors or something? they help with this kind of thing
Dec 5 2010 9:44PM
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Anathema
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moms are the best

i wish only good things on moms everywhere

Dec 5 2010 9:44PM
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RubberSoul
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thread title: "my mom"
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Dec 5 2010 9:46PM
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