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What do i do with these damn kids!

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grams.
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So I'm stuck in this ladies house from 10-4 for two weeks. I'm getting paid pretty good though. Anyways, the kids are pretty sweet. But theres nothing at all to do. I need some stuff to do that will keep them entertained for awhile so I can just chill on their computer and newschoolers.


the kids are 5yrs old and 7

Aug 8 2007 11:01AM
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michelle
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go to the dollar store, buy some plastic swords, and have 'sword fights' and shit. kids love that

Aug 8 2007 11:03AM
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kepler.
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introduce them to video games. that'll shut them up.or just play hide and seek with them. except you are hiding where you can watch some t.v.
Aug 8 2007 11:08AM
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yelsel
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give them some dimatapp. it will put them right to sleep. works everytime
Aug 8 2007 11:10AM
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Eleven
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sell those fuckers and move to fiji
Aug 8 2007 11:12AM
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fillup
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play hide and seek

you be it and leave them
Aug 8 2007 11:23AM
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sdfjklioeur
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put them on a scavenger hunt that leads em in circles somewhere.
Aug 8 2007 11:58AM
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DANETRON
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molest them
Aug 8 2007 12:08PM
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zylstra
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lolz
Aug 8 2007 12:09PM
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Tinga
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find a few more kids and make a sweatshop making rugs. the smaller their fingers the better cause they can make smaller knots and the rug is more valuable the more knots there are in a square inch.
Aug 8 2007 12:11PM
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PhaedeD
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get some purple haze and blaze them up fo real.
Aug 8 2007 12:14PM
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honeydip
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just tell them to do random stuff for you like make u lunch and stuff. do this all day and tell them ull give them a dollar or something
Aug 8 2007 12:18PM
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chapz
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give them your old skis. make them help you make a summer jib outside their house. teach them how to jib and make the kids water the carpets constantly
Aug 8 2007 12:20PM
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chickenwang
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get them accounts on ns!
Aug 8 2007 12:24PM
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mothaeast
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boomers
Aug 8 2007 12:25PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I was going to post seriously......


Then I read the tread....
Aug 8 2007 12:28PM
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comeatmebro
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kill them?
Aug 8 2007 12:28PM
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Reptar
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do childish things that deep down u love, but never had an excuse to do because people would think u are weird.
Aug 8 2007 12:47PM
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SlickRick.
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roflcopter
Aug 8 2007 4:16PM
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Sno.
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rent all of the harry potter movies, and tell them to watch them all in order, and tell you when they're over.
Aug 8 2007 4:19PM
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grams.
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Well today was aight. We just chilled and watched disney channel. Which isn't bad when theres hannah montana on or some shit. I have a house full of food to myself and a computer. They went on a bike ride and shit and one of the kids threw up a brownie. And he threw it up basically whole, like...no liquid. It was disgusting. But I found out the best way to keep them busy is have them invite their friends over.
Aug 8 2007 4:19PM
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Piste.Off
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introduce them to the world of pornography then lock them in the bathroom
Aug 8 2007 4:21PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Goddamn I fucking hate kids, how much you make an hour.

This girl I know was babysittig these kids 1 yr. old and 3 yr. old, and the 3 yr old was autistic so.....ya, I'm sure you get the picture without me making derogatory comments......
Anyway I went over to the house with her one day and it was nuts, the kids just made tons of noise and threw shit all over the place.
Aug 8 2007 4:24PM
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PilleDaKid
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Make them tell their parents that you are awsome and that you buy them stuff and you deserve more money.
Aug 8 2007 4:33PM
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grams.
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I did the math equation. And now that I think of it. I'm only making $5.21 an hour. But hell, I'm not even 15 and I don't have a job. I'm gonna make 250 dolla. That'll pay for my Bluehouse Districts.
Aug 8 2007 4:51PM
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j3Di
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i was thinking the same
Aug 8 2007 5:00PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Shit you don't make much. I couldn't be paid enough to deal with kids......
Aug 8 2007 5:04PM
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yelsel
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Haha same here. the last time i babysat the kids ran after mr. ding-a-ling and would not stop. ran over all the neighborhood, completely out of control. i called their parents, ruined their dinner and made them come home to deal with it. thats how bad it was. fuckin bitch had the audacity to write me a check for $12!!!! i gave it back to her.
Aug 8 2007 5:18PM
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