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Fun things to do at a party
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hey what are some good "tricks" or stuff to do at parties to impress the chicks... or like when theres an awqward silence or moment and your scrounging for improve.
Thanks
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fuck i missed it
you beat me by like a second
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shotgunning also get one of those portable breath-a-lizer's and see whice one of your buddies can get drunker
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DUDES,
I am only 15 and i dont wanna end up behind bars.
and I dont whack off like u guys do lol.
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id say just be cool and talk to chicks dude. no one likes an attention whore. especcially when that attention whore has a dick
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yea ur 13 so i bet uve tried the last one a lot b4
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best thing to do is in the middle of it start yelling BE QUIET SHHHHH SHHSHSHSHSHSH and looks extremely scared towards the door so everyones like fuck parents then be like HAHAH GOTCHA i do it all the time, another fun thing is to fuck with drunk people i convinced my friend he was on a trip to Fiji and another one that grass was poisonous then ate some and pretended i died and he was on the verge of calling 911
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lock yourself into the bathroom and play with yourself?
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good point but no one likes awqward silence either
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challenge someone to quarters. teaching girls to play is a good icebreaker, and if you're good, you can show off your finger coordination and dominate
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im still waiting for you to get banned. it will be the best day of my life
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Drink? Smoke? Drink more?
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aha what kind of weak ass party is this????
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ahaha word i was thinking the same thing... look if you're 15 and this is a sober party, and there is NO way you can fix the sobriety part, then just whip out some games, like pool, air hockey idk, go run rampant through the neighborhood, go skinny dipping, take some girls up to your room and get naked, convince girls to flash you.. what else did i do in my earlier days... uhh oh yeah.. get food, watch movies, talk school gossip? uhh get head, uhh start getting naked.. go session your summer setup uhh... make porn, watch porn, get laid.
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yeah but i mean its pretty stupid to be at a party and dancing on pool tables to break the awkward* silence
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ah man tha's your problem...once you whack off and get caught. nothing is uncomfortable. now go jerk off on your mommy.
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seems like ur PARTIES are off the hook. duuuuuuuuuuuuude
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I CAN'T STOP! I CAN'T STOP! IT FEELS SO GOOD!!
ahahaha
such a good movie...
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holy shit you hang out with retards.
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someone just said it....but yea if your not gonna be drinking or smoking or any of that, just go hang out with some chicks, get em to flash you...play pool, air hockey, get chicks to flash you, and yeah...go pranking or something...fork lawns, tp houses, saran wrap cars, go hang out with hot chicks and get laid..... ziptie mailboxes shut.... go skinnydipping......ding dong ditch..........and if you cant think of ANYTHING..... just go mess with cars and try to get someone to chase you...thats always fun
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oh i know what to do....a magic trick. girls love that. and every guy will be jealous if you're busting out magic at a sweet party...trust me, i made my cock disappear. nest moment of my life.
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dude you dont wack off at partys?
haha your missing out i wack off at like every party i got to.
im only 15 but whenever i get a lap dance at a party I pull it out and either start fuckin her or wackin off
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Waiiitt... You're 15 and you DON'T wank off?!?! WTF KIND OF FUCKUP ARE YOU?! I was beatin it by at least 13. I didn't get the motion down til i was 14 though.
ALSO: Why the fuck don't you drink and shit?? I started smoking ganja in middle of 8th grade, and that was a normalish, a little early, time for people to start (at the time)
You need to step your shit up boy. Get those bitches drunk.
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jea! pcp party! haha
but seriously...quit being such a bitch and throw some vodka into your sippy cup.
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hahahha once when i was really really really high and had drunk a micky my friends convinced me my name was jeevs and i was a butler and then they made me bark like a dog... i only remember puking in my friends back lane but ive been told i had fun that night
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There are no awkward silences when everyone is naked.
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wow im glad every one on here only thinks of drinking and sex as having fun
if its a party im pretty sure there isnt gunna be silence with that many people if youre all friends. But if it happens go with playing a game, if its hot out get water balloons or something. If your outside in the dark play hide and seak/tag and scare the shit out of eachother. Have a bon fire, tell a few jokes and then someone else will tell one or something. Dont worry about it too much or your just gunna look awkward. have fun!
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Sex is fun, who are you to say it isnt?
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I know it is, its a lot a lot of fun, but its not the only fun thing to do and hes 15, personally i think thats too young to have sex anyways but that my opinion so it doesnt matter lol
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You can never be to young to have sex as long as your educated about safe sex.
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not only are we going back and forth here were in the other one too and its making me laugh lol
I think sex is for when you really really like someone and have been together for a while, and im pretty sure there arent too many 15 year olds in relationships lasting longer than 2 weeks. lol If there is and they understand the consiquences of what can happen then whatever floats there boat.
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I know I'm doing it on purpose. :)
It's really up to the consenting individuals. If they are ready they are ready.
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i think all this mentally ready stuff is crap. I mean whats the problem with having sex because it feels good for you?
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bring a gallon of PCP
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ganja nuglets
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there isnt a problem with it at all, its more of personal values, not saying you have poor values just different people value different things for different reasons.
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well this wont impress any girls, but it will impress ur friends, and u will start a revolutioin, and soon to be called a legend in ur own time. PULL AN UPPER DECKER!!! if u dotn know what that is, its when u take the top off the tank of the toilet, and shit in the tank. it will smell, and stya there until the ppl who own the house find the terd.
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Here are some cool party tricks that I have picked up over the years.
1) Bust the bottom out off a glass beer bottle with water in it. Its an acquired skill but fill with water to the neck then hit top with palm. the bottom will explode.
2) Rip a phone book in half. Not too hard to do look to the internet for guidance. Make sure you do it at someone else's house or you will be left with phone book debris for months. Best time to do it is when they deliver phone books to the dorms.
3) Pinky through a coaster. Just make your pinky stiff and try to punch through to the floor.
4) Refill an opened and empty beer. Again the internet should guide you.
5) and finally learn more about politics than anyone else and engage in intense drunken debates. Everyone hates this but it will give you joy of owning people who think they are smart. Just learn everything there is to know about one topic and steer the convo that direction.
Good luck you little queer.
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Which movie is that? Naked Mile or GrandmasBoy
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best ever. every time me and this one friend are at the same party we always drink. then sit outside on the front porch and smoke a few cigars. never fails to have a few girls come out to see what we're doing. then just keep em entertained
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cigars dude wow, we talkin about smokin that hydro herb have fun with your cigars!
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