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Top Secret Military Hand Signals exposed

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Rez4frederick
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The military is uber leet.
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I really like the "Oh shit, he was on our side!" hahahahah  Typical stupid military
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Reptar
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aha syke its for england. NVM!!
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4FrntQC
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I'm staying out of this one, the hands signal stuff was pretty funny.
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skierman_number1
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So? How many world powers had to?
China?
Russia?
Japan?
Great Britian?

Your point is useless.
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guillermolongjon2
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fuck america and anyone who lives there
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
fuck you and your couch.
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jp_draves
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 37
some of those are pretty funny
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soulskier
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seen it
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XxLibertYxX
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this is to concept kid. If i ever run into you skiing or on the streets or anywhere. I will first take of my skis, walk up to you with my left ski in hand say hi then slap you across the face with the tip of my ski and while you are down on the grown crying i will have my friend who spent 4 years in iraq making sure you can sit at a computer bitching about how our country is shit while he has been making sure you have freedom with me to give you a beating of your life. I will then pee on your face where the cuts from my edge will be so it burns. Then i will take a picture of you with my buddy from iraq and post it on newschoolers so everyone can see how much of a fag you are. but everyone already thinks your a fag. I then will chuckle.
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
Just when I thought NS had all been fed to the conservative machine. Thank you!

A military is fine, just keep it as defensive, guard the borders, we don't need to tour the world showing off our metaphoric cock. Everyone knows we got the biggest johnson in the world right now, so stop the rape!!
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TheButterHashira
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that reminds me of the south park episode chinpokomon.

the japanese are like "american penis so big, we can do so little with small penis so we make toys"

"the japanese emporer hurishimo told me today that the military bases are nothing and he assured me that my penis is huge, he said my penis is gargantuan and his is microscopic in size. he told me my penis is probably one of the largest penises on teh planet"- bill clinton on south park
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Rez4frederick
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bahahahahhha.  I think we have an internet tough guy here. 

How the fuck is the army fighting in Iraq defending my personal freedom in the USA?  The Iraqi people are not trying to take our  freedom away you fucking dumbass.  If the Iraq war was not happening right now, there would not be a single thing  different in my life other than massive amounts of people would not be dieing on a daily basis.  Seriously, you are brainwashed.  The war in Iraq is not a fight to defend the United States freedom.  If they were actually fighting to defend our freedom, they would be sitting on US soil protecting us from incoming enemies.

Besides, this thread was a complete joke in the first place you fool.  I knew a bunch of you idiots would attack me.  But it makes for a better thread that way :)
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canterbury
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very funny
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TheButterHashira
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its fighting the war on terror to help protect innocent americans. your going to argue or someone is saying this war is doing nothing so no matter what you think there is less of a chance of some terrorist is going to kill you
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TheButterHashira
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i read what you said lets just say we agree to disagree because we probably couldnt convince each other.
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010
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you are a jackass. If you don't agree with george bush's foreign policies, fine. But you're going after the military that guards your freedom. I don't care if you think the war in Iraq is unnecessary, that's not the point. The point is that you should show a little respect. And as I said before, maybe the pictures were meant to be funny, but your attacks at the armed services weren't. You know what? Maybe you're right. Maybe the military is stupid for defending the freedom of someone as ungrateful as you.
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TheButterHashira
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sxephil has an opinion on people who dont like soldiers

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s6O4O9XCx0U
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ButteredToast.
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this thread is made of fail and aids.
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tBatt
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haha i like this one
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this ones pretty funny too... why would it be important to a military doing a raid whether some chick has big knockers or not??
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TheButterHashira
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well thats actually sort of funny but calling the military stupid still pisses me off
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Aerozol
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I almost laughed out loud... And I'm in class.
My head almost burst...
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TheButterHashira
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crab people. they look like crabs but talk like people. they dont care who you are or what youve done. crab people just want to burn your women and rape your churches.
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skierman_number1
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Again, it's not their fucking choice. They are in the service with the soul belief that their leader WILL make the right choice about when and who we go to war with. They literally have put their lives in the hands of someone that they may never meet in their lives for the soul belief that they are doing what's best for our country. DO NOT attack the people in the military because they're doing something that you may seem as stupid, but in reality, is one of the bravest things someone can do. Show some respect and attack the ones who started the war, not the ones who were forced into it.
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doublexl
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i like the teenager one.
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SharfSchutze
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Why do people always for get Afghanistan?
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TheButterHashira
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theyre are truely horrible. they killed my friends stepcousins teachers cousins puppy. it was a horrible loss for me as well
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mtbakerteacher
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Crabs attack frat boys... Duh.
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Keenbo
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defending you're dumb ass from getting bombed, or dying in a plane like the people from 9/11 (r.i.p), or from other terrorist comming back to our soil. I agree with ktwoskiier, you don't have to agree with the war, but for the love of god show some respect to the men and women over their fighting and going through what many many many of us won't and will never experience.
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Keenbo
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man...you are one evil dude.
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XxLibertYxX
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Ok ok ok...you're just not getting the point across to you're tiny little brain. Being a tough guy has nothing to do with it. Yeah I would do those things to you, even worse, but what im trying to do is defend all the people over in Iraq. I'm almost positive that there are men and women who go on this website who have or will be going over to Iraq, and for you to disrespect them like you have in this post and others just is...i don't have words to explain it. Im stoked you have you're opinions because thats whats great about the U.S. Not everyone agrees with whats going on. But its not funny to make a thread to be a "joke". because im sure more than half of the people who opened this thread didn't laught.
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mtbakerteacher
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Uh. The signals are the funny part, not his comment...
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