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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
commit suicide, what way would you want to go?
Aug 5 2007 12:30AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
jump off a HUGE cliff on skis with no parachute. i would ski some sick gnar line down and jump off the cliff do some insanely amazing trick and die. that would be sweet.
Aug 5 2007 12:31AM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
jump off the top of a stadium into the middle of a game
perfrably the super bowl
Aug 5 2007 12:32AM
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
if crookedboner died first it wouldnt matter how i went..fuckin faggot
Aug 5 2007 12:33AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
yeah id probably fly out to like the swiss alps and just shred the gnarliest lines as hard as i could all fucked up on pcp or something and just go hard on them until i died by hitting a rock or falling off a huge cliff.
Aug 5 2007 12:34AM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
take like 20 valiums, then slowly slip away....while havin sex
Aug 5 2007 12:34AM
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cherry*pie
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
i'd try the mega ramp in the x games
Aug 5 2007 12:35AM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
calm down. just ask yourself this question. "do i really need to be such a douchebag?"
Aug 5 2007 12:35AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
who is crookedboner?
Aug 5 2007 12:35AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
ewwwww think about it for ur partner, then hes gotta fuck a dead girl and finish still obviously.

and shut the fuck up noob^^
Aug 5 2007 12:36AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
you dick
Aug 5 2007 12:36AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
and by ^^ i meant this fag.
Aug 5 2007 12:36AM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
oh shit, good point. ignore that hhahaa
Aug 5 2007 12:37AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!! fuckin classic.


i'd choke myself and jerk off. hopefully i' have rigamotir of the cock and the paramedic would be a necro....yeah!
Aug 5 2007 12:38AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
HAHAHA he gets flamed to all hell!!
Aug 5 2007 12:38AM
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
hahahaha calm down crookedboner is my freind haha
Aug 5 2007 12:39AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
this is true. but i still dont know who crookedboner is.
Aug 5 2007 12:40AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
I would ski some insane line in fresh pow through these huge cliffs. If I made it down alive I'd probably be pretty stoked and decide to go on living.
Aug 5 2007 9:07AM
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
I'd probably assasinate Kim Jong Il
Aug 5 2007 9:09AM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
sky dive without a chute from 30000 feet into the ocean
Aug 5 2007 9:16AM
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jp_draves
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 37
what if you somehow lived and you'd be in umbarable pain stuck in the ocean. that would suck. I would try to ski like the craziest big mountain line switch while on morphine.
Aug 5 2007 9:39AM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
Jump off of something, and do a lot of flips on my way down.
Aug 5 2007 10:03AM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
^ even better, cover myself in shit so the guy that has to pick me up has to get covered in my shit.
Aug 5 2007 10:04AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
juat do it naked. an land backside up. then all ur shit will just go all over you anyways when u die. release the fecals release teh fecals
Aug 5 2007 10:25AM
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Potatoes
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 14
ahahahha that's awesome.

i'd probably just shoot myself into a garbage can. probably the cleanest?
Aug 5 2007 10:51AM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
i would probally pick a fight with chuck norris
Aug 5 2007 11:59AM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
I would pay someone to give me a really big (and good) surprise (nothing dirty) so I'd die of shock.
Aug 5 2007 12:18PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
haha good point
Aug 5 2007 12:27PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
basicly i'd do whatever i wanted (like steal a helicopter and force a pilot to fly my around) till i got way to out of line and i go down in a gunfight gta styles.
Aug 5 2007 3:13PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
probably fuck some sluts with aids and die or punch myself in the face until i die that's pretty fucking manly
Aug 5 2007 3:28PM
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KyleM
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
jump out of a plane.
Aug 5 2007 4:17PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
i always thought that same thing, when im like 70 i dont want to live longer, and i want to jump outta a plane without a parachute
Aug 5 2007 5:05PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
hahah has anyone seen maddox's list of many ways to kill yourself hahahaha, one of them is "hold your breath"
Aug 5 2007 5:10PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
haha i wash just reading it step 1: bash head against sidewalk step 2: repeat hahahhaa
Aug 5 2007 5:13PM
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Drail
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i think that's impossible. you'd just pass out then start breathing again when you're out.
Aug 5 2007 5:13PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
i would drink an insain amount of ex-lax, then shit my intestines out all over someone/something
Aug 5 2007 5:13PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
I would probably streak through the streets all day. then while people are chasing me i would get ontop of a tall building and jump off and scream HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICK!
Aug 5 2007 5:39PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
did you just discover sex or something? like what the fuck it's all you talk about fuckin nympho
Aug 5 2007 5:43PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
a real man can hold his breath while knocked out.
Aug 5 2007 5:45PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
not funny dude, our family friend recently commited suicide
Aug 5 2007 5:53PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
who's gunna be the asshole?
Aug 5 2007 5:57PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
i hope your boner gets cancer
Aug 5 2007 6:11PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
haha, my bad, i hope your boner remains cancer free
Aug 5 2007 6:12PM
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kgirvan
Posts: 442 - Karma: 53
id try to take on king kong
Aug 5 2007 7:15PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
die in glory by blocking a bullet from hitting my mother
Aug 5 2007 7:37PM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
Posts: 1048 - Karma: 16
why do you ask this??
Aug 5 2007 7:39PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
i'd head to compton and join the bloods
Aug 5 2007 7:45PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
hes not making light of suicide dude hes just asking a question.
Aug 5 2007 7:49PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
nebrofeliac!!!!
Aug 5 2007 8:55PM
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Eleven
Posts: 688 - Karma: 10
alcohol
Aug 5 2007 9:10PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
necrofeliac...
i'd drink alot of diet coke. then strike a cool pose, and have someone choke me.
the diet coke forms formaldahyde(sp) and ur body doesn't decompose. so when someone digs me up it'll be me stricking a cool pose.
Aug 5 2007 9:43PM
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