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CTripper
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if you could change your name, what would your new name be? some of the greatest people ever have made up their names like mark twain and bob dylan.
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Aug 14 2003 5:01AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
max power or joey joe joe shabado jr





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Aug 14 2003 5:02AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
anal sex, greatest name ever


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Aug 14 2003 5:07AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
stygman asshair

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fuck ass shit cunt
Aug 14 2003 5:12AM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
pat melvin

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Aug 14 2003 5:12AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
i think my name, harrison harb, is pretty cool

but if i were to change it, my porn name is Christian Timberline....middle name+first street you lived on

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Aug 14 2003 5:16AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
Jesus Danger Nicearse


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Aug 14 2003 5:18AM
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bibskis
Posts: 671 - Karma: 11
i like my first name, chase

sooo

Chase Shady Bok;jadsfl



Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'


i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me
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Aug 14 2003 5:19AM
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-madd_trixx-
Posts: 859 - Karma: 17
i'd change it to ace corgliati


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Aug 14 2003 5:33AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
good one ace.


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Aug 14 2003 5:34AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
mabe franceen glaydstone

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Aug 14 2003 5:36AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
First of all its Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabado.


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Aug 14 2003 5:37AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Debbie Do Sdallas

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Aug 14 2003 5:38AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
or somthing with Clyde in it....Clyde Renton
....can you FEEL THE POWER?

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Aug 14 2003 5:39AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
so my porn name would be Charles Lost Lakes Trail. That doesnt work. My name would be Jerry Marley Page. hell yea.
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Aug 14 2003 5:40AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
nah renton is bad go with Clyde Drunkenmaster
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Aug 14 2003 5:42AM
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-madd_trixx-
Posts: 859 - Karma: 17
good one, derek


'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'
-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
Aug 14 2003 5:42AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
whats the jerry for?

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Aug 14 2003 5:44AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
hmmm, howbout somthing like....

Moonbeam Slivershot

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Aug 14 2003 5:44AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
i'd be Jimmy Bro Bastadavich and i'd have more ladies than you can count on a finger.
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Aug 14 2003 5:44AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
well since im kind of jewish my name would have to become Christian, or it would be Rico Suave, or maybe Clyde N. Tusumthing
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-kevan
Aug 14 2003 5:45AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
the Jerry is for jerry garcia
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Aug 14 2003 5:47AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
ah, good one

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Aug 14 2003 5:47AM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
Mack Casterman, oh wait, that's allready my real name. hahahaha
'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'It's too bad one piece suits are gay because they're really warm, and when you fall, they keep the snow out.' (Dean Cummings)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Aug 14 2003 6:19AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
oh man i wish my name was Mack
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-kevan
Aug 14 2003 6:24AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
i wouldn't change my name...laura christine mcisaac...i'd might change my middle name to like 'Zarzanirella' or something equally made up.
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Aug 14 2003 6:25AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
or u could shorten that middle name to Zars
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-kevan
Aug 14 2003 6:26AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i dont know, i think might change mine to Taylor St. James Caylor.

or Sir Jenna of TittyLand... Caylor


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Aug 14 2003 6:28AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
zarzanzirella has a ring to it...like, i could sign cheques with that, and people wouldn't cash them, because they'd never come acrossanother name like zarzanzirella. it would save me money!
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Aug 14 2003 6:29AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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BoBo Babanko

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Aug 14 2003 6:31AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i guess ur right,while we're on the subject im changing my name to Doozer and im leaving ns to live in a cave with the fraggles
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-kevan
Aug 14 2003 6:31AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Toby, and I wouldn't have no last name.




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Aug 14 2003 6:34AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
phill mike hunt



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'mad id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
Aug 14 2003 7:12AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
The Duke
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Aug 14 2003 7:16AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Lancelot The Brave, And supilots name should be changed to Chastest Manin Tireworld. hahahhahahaahahahahhhahahahhahha
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 14 2003 7:20AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
my friend's cow's name is Doofer....but he's a cow...a stupid cow too.
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Aug 14 2003 7:21AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
well...right now my last name is already cool. i would just change my first name to chief. so i would be 'chief jeronimo' or i could change it to something cool like zippy twinkle. or maybe i would change my name to trogdor. then i would be cool.


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Aug 14 2003 8:04AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
martin snap
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-kevan
Aug 14 2003 7:06PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I'd change my name to Charlie so I could be Charlie Brown. Fred spelled Phred would be cool too.

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Aug 14 2003 7:38PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
Clyde Taurus would be a sweet name if you want to use Clyde
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Aug 14 2003 8:45PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
what about Park A. Taurus?


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Aug 14 2003 9:02PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
John Doe, people would think im dead
Aug 14 2003 9:11PM
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Smokey McPot

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Aug 14 2003 9:27PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
my name would be Parker N. Woods
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-kevan
Aug 15 2003 4:25AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
Javier Nunez

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Aug 15 2003 4:28AM
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jksl
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mr hat

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Poniverus
Aug 15 2003 4:38AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
Carlton South...my 'porn' name

concept108 is a fag
Aug 15 2003 5:17AM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
Mine would be Baby Ratcliffe
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Aug 15 2003 3:35PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i would be 'double fuck' or 'high north honey'.

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Aug 15 2003 10:02PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
max power is the best name, or i could be kyle duffman, or hoju mcbling, or jewie jewman, or slurms macenzy


don't be hatin!
Aug 15 2003 11:48PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
somthing good and manly like Donald Lionheart


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Aug 15 2003 11:59PM
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