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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
well, i guess it's official. i am good in bed. i just had the last 4th chick in a row that i've gotten with tell me that i am very good at pleasing the ladies.

sorry - all my friends are at work, so i had to tell someone.
Aug 2 2007 11:43AM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
uh....
Aug 2 2007 11:47AM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
that's not what I heard
Aug 2 2007 11:47AM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
haha i could see it now, some chick tells him he's bad and he comes to NS asking for advice. the way i see it, no one needs Opera and Dr. Phil, they've got fucking NS to consult to
Aug 2 2007 11:48AM
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nedward
Posts: 841 - Karma: 15
haha wErd
Aug 2 2007 11:49AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
good point. if you're good they tell you they had to pop some ibuprofen or tylenol.

only 4 darryl? or only 4 have said your good?
Aug 2 2007 11:49AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
^ ah i misread. you had a hatrick+1
Aug 2 2007 11:53AM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
only 4 have said i'm good... but that's to take a 4 year relationship into consideration... so the first to tell me was over 5 years ago (yea that's right i've only slept with 4 chicks in the past 5 years, wanna fight about it?)
Aug 2 2007 11:54AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yes.
Aug 2 2007 11:55AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
and im fighting for your penis.
Aug 2 2007 11:56AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Its all about the oral. If you've got that on lockdown the bitches just go crazy. ;)

Aug 2 2007 11:57AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
however some girls will laugh if you have a small dick. i know a couple girls that have done it to some guys, usually when drunk.

that would suck, i think i would lose wood immediately.
Aug 2 2007 11:57AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
the man has spoken.
Aug 2 2007 12:00PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
sure wouldn't take very long to lose it if it's small enough for them to laugh at it. my friend jess got with a dude with a small dick last year, apparently she didn't have a fun sexy time with him. oh well.
Aug 2 2007 12:01PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i'm selective on that. some bitches have nasty, nasty, nasty twats, i just can't force my tongue to lap around like a dog on those.
Aug 2 2007 12:05PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
but you would stick your little johnson in it?
Aug 2 2007 12:06PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yeah, he doesn't have eyes. he doesn't have to look at the protruding beef curtains.
Aug 2 2007 12:08PM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
wow good for you.
Aug 2 2007 12:09PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184

he also doesn't have to taste it!


Aug 2 2007 12:10PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
just my opinion. don't get sassy cuz you have a beefy taco.
Aug 2 2007 12:10PM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
bahahahahha
Aug 2 2007 12:11PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
cool i had a girl whos a pretty big slut honestly tell me im the best of all the guys shes been with. i was siked.
Aug 2 2007 12:35PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
claim of the day!


actually its not, i claim all everyday because im insecure!

anyone wanna see my 9 inch dick?
Aug 2 2007 12:36PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
YAY pix or didnt happen
Aug 2 2007 12:37PM
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wils.
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 48
yehhh
Aug 2 2007 12:55PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
That was a funny week.
Aug 2 2007 1:00PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
^exactly.
Aug 2 2007 2:47PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
yeah, once the ladies hear how good doug is at going down on guys they cant resist finding out how he does on the ladies as well.


Aug 2 2007 2:49PM
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j3Di
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 13
lets have a look at this "ladies man" ...

Click for larger image
Aug 2 2007 2:55PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
what kind of ladies does he get with that look?
Aug 2 2007 2:58PM
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396222687862
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hhahahaha, didn't his mom find the tape or something, thats what i heard
Aug 2 2007 3:07PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
the uber hot ones with big ass tittahs
Aug 2 2007 3:07PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
This thread is so vile.
Aug 2 2007 3:10PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
doug is correct.
Aug 2 2007 3:21PM
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EnemySki
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
this might be sig worthy
Aug 2 2007 3:24PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
man, i got a big nose eh? maybe it's just the angle of the picture.
Aug 2 2007 3:47PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
ur sig says it all

"being cockys fun"
Aug 2 2007 4:28PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
i would be truely honored
Aug 2 2007 4:31PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
you are so vile.
Aug 2 2007 5:13PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
get a boner, slap her titties around, stick inside her and pee. If you dont want to get her pregnant pull out and pee on her leg
Aug 2 2007 5:19PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
that's not what my mom said!
Aug 2 2007 5:28PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
ahahaha i love NS
Aug 2 2007 5:35PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
plus he has a mask on
Aug 2 2007 6:15PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
Yes...............................?
Aug 2 2007 6:44PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
you werent that good
Aug 2 2007 6:46PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
hahahahahha, im so disgusted with myself at this point ian, dont ridicule me any further.
Aug 2 2007 6:49PM
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Sean...M
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mine said she pulled a muscle, does that count?
Aug 2 2007 6:52PM
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