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FreshCoast
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Tommorow I'm driving to Canada and want to take an 8th, but a little worried since it will just be a car with four teenagers in it. Some times when I go through they just ask for our names and shit, and other times they search a ton of shit. I was just wondering if anyone has any stories/tips on the subject.
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Aug 13 2003 11:24PM
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mattwalker
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stick it in your ass...



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Aug 13 2003 11:35PM
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dspin7x
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hmm youre bringing weed into canada...that sound like a good idea. Thats like trying to smuggle guns into the mid east. Cant you just get it there

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Aug 13 2003 11:49PM
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cj
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if your comming into bc the customs people will laugh at you and sell you some decent shit.

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Aug 13 2003 11:51PM
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Melvs
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fill up a bag with grass shavings and say you're bringing mulch to friends, an just mix it in... then smoke it all and hope you find the weed.
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Aug 13 2003 11:52PM
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Phrosty
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I was gona bring some back from Hawaii and I had it packed away in my secret shoe pocket but then I saw that you had to go through some agriculture detecting sensor thing and I paniced and flushed it. Damn!!! it was good weed too. I think I could have made it too.


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Aug 13 2003 11:53PM
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Melvs
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coming back from england just a few weeks ago I could've easily snuck tons of stuff through... I, nor anyone that I saw, was so muched as ASKED if tehy were suggling anything, let alone searched.
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Aug 13 2003 11:57PM
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dont try, you'll lose, and if theyt catch you, your fucked... buy it here!
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Aug 14 2003 12:06AM
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FreshCoast
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Yeah, but what if it's really good shit, and I don't get caught. I was think maybe if I just had it on me, I highly doubt they would pat us down or anything. I can definatly see them searching the car, the luggage and the trailer.
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Aug 14 2003 12:14AM
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jtski
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my friends got guns pulled on them and robbed buying drugs in canada so i say sneak them in yourself.

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Aug 14 2003 1:46AM
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l_KeViN_l
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i would say keep it on you, like crotch it.. as for in a plane if you put it in a tums bottle they cant see it on the x-ray screen
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Aug 14 2003 1:49AM
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LC.
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Hide it under the floor in your trunk along with the spare wheel - I doubt they'd find it there. Or is that a common hiding place?
Aug 14 2003 1:51AM
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mikee
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um arent they not allowed to search your bags or do they have that priviledge at the border? Make sure your plan is foolproof and find a second way out

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Aug 14 2003 1:52AM
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stumpy
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put in up by ur nuts and there's almost no chance they'll find it and with the decriminalization the worst they can do is give u a ticket and take away ur weed (if ur comin to Ontario)
Aug 14 2003 1:56AM
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mikee
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wear a cup and put it in! would that work? or can you see cups? and you can tell them if they feel it that you were gonna play football or something. haha

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Aug 14 2003 1:58AM
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Phrosty
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'uh yeah I'm up here to play football'


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Aug 14 2003 2:05AM
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'4 downs is simply too much!'

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Aug 14 2003 2:06AM
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FreshCoast
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Wait all they can do is fine me? If thats true, I don't really give a shit anymore.
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Aug 14 2003 2:10AM
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-madd_trixx-
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put it in a baloon and swallow it!!!


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Aug 14 2003 2:13AM
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FreshCoast
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Mike, try it and tell me how it works out.
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Aug 14 2003 2:14AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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they told how to sneak 'oregano' into canada in one issue of FREEZE. Just use those methods.

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Aug 14 2003 2:15AM
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jesus christ this thread is gold...pure gold
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Aug 14 2003 2:31AM
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theBOSS.
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really, put it in an oregano jar and put it in a crate full of baking stuff.
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Aug 14 2003 2:38AM
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sugarloafer1990
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you won't get searched so stop worrying.


but...i'm sure weed is better in canada anyways. just get it there.






Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Aug 14 2003 3:53AM
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sugarloafer1990
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you won't get searched so stop worrying.


but...i'm sure weed is better in canada anyways. just get it there.






Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Aug 14 2003 3:54AM
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FreshCoast
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I don't think we will either, but I just have that little worry in the back of my head. I'll just suck it up, wish me luck
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Aug 14 2003 4:04AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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god, you people are dumb. i dont even smoke and i can tell you want to do. you tape it to your underarms and wear a slightly baggy shirt. after you get through customs you can just put it where ever. this isnt too hard. its not like they frisk you


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Aug 14 2003 4:07AM
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Phrosty
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^ can't trust this guy he doesn't even smoke.


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Aug 14 2003 4:08AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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fine, dont trust me. that is how coke is smuggled into this country through airports. they tape the bags to people's pits and have shirts that have pits that are slightly larger than usual so that the shirt looks normal and the coke bags dont show. just wear a baggy shirt or a hoodie works really well. and so what if i choose not to smoke or drink? its my choice


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Aug 14 2003 4:12AM
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-madd_trixx-
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you got it somewhat right. they more often tape it under thier nuts


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Aug 14 2003 4:35AM
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FreshCoast
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Yep, I'm stupid because I don't know anything about drug smuggling. I enjoy some sensi every now and then, that's it.
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Aug 14 2003 5:02AM
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CTripper
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yeah or attach a sunglass bag to your pants or boxers and put it next to your nuts. or tape it, i don't know about you but im a hairy guy so i would never do that.
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Aug 14 2003 5:04AM
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cj
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smoke it at home then come here and enjoy BCs finest export

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Aug 14 2003 5:08AM
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-madd_trixx-
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ii hate to tell you guys, but BC buds suck


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Aug 14 2003 5:13AM
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funkjunky
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Obviously you have not spent any time in BC because I just got back to the Burgh after living in BC all summer and the weed here is garbage
Aug 14 2003 5:29AM
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*Brady_The_Big_Penis_Man*
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some how tape it to the ferring of your car... it'd work
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Aug 14 2003 5:33AM
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-madd_trixx-
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that's cuase the weed in the burgh is coming straigh out da getto. you gotta go to the festivals where it comes in from ohio. trust me, i went to bc twice, and all they are is beasters. the heddies around here are SOOOOOOOOOO much better


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Aug 14 2003 5:36AM
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lineskier10
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shove it into your muffler, then duct tape the end of your muffler shut, that should do the trick
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Aug 14 2003 5:47AM
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IHOP
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no you guys got it all wrong the best, best way of doing it is putting your weed in a plastic bag and then putting the bag in the middle of a peanutbutter jar.....
Aug 14 2003 8:00AM
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stixonmtholly
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i'd be more worried about coming back into the US, I live near the border and go to Canada some what often. I've never been searched going and searched only once coming back. we were coming back from the strip clubs one night and my friend was drunk driving us, well he pulled up right behind a trunk that was at the booth already, the guard came out and told him he needed to back up and wait at the sign, well my friend (instead of backing up) screamed out at him ' If you didn't make the stop signs for fucking midgets I would have seen it' needless to say we where asked to pullover to the closest parking spot and escorted into a room and where stripped searched(no body cavity search luckily) but if we had tryed to tape something on us we would have been busted for sure. We didn't have anything so as long as my friend didn't drive we where let go. I'll never forget that. So in short bring it with you smoke it all( roll it up so no pipes)before you go home and you should be fine.


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Aug 14 2003 1:24PM
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FreshCoast
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^ Thanks, that was the most useful post on this whole thread. I'm taking apart a disposable camera and stashing it in there. It should work fine.
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Aug 14 2003 1:43PM
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mikee
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thats a really good idea.

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Aug 14 2003 1:55PM
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dyna-dogg
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DUDE! - DO NOT F-ING DO IT. TRUST ME.
I got in big trouble a while back.
Four teen-agers is a red flag for them.
The people at the border have the right to do WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT! including shoot you - that's a fact.
The canadians can refuse to let you into their country for whatever reason they want - especially if anyone in your car has ever been arrested for ANYTHING, EVER. (the canadians probably won't search you, BUT...)
They will then send you BACK THROUGH THE US BORDER. If this happens, they will AUTOMATICALLY SEARCH YOUR CAR, and possibly your person (nutsack an all). They will PROBABLY HAVE A DRUG DOG. You will go to fucking jail.

I am not trying to scare you. This happened to me. I have been stopped a couple of times since and been hassled (not arrested again though, I didn't have anything). IT IS NOT WORTH IT.

Sure, 9 times out of 10 they let you right through, but it's not worth the risk, trust me. If you must, make sure you cover up the smell incase you run into sniffing dogs (like the peanut-butter idea.)

seriously, though, just chill. It'll be easier just to buy it up there.
Aug 14 2003 3:19PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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ok another piece of advice if you are sneaking it over DO NOT smoke before you get to the border, they know if your high even if you think your car smells fine. and like said before dont bring any pipes or paraphanalia.
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Aug 14 2003 3:31PM
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manus
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that is a good point about being completely sober when you cross. Getting into Canada is not usually a huge deal I've been searched 1 time going into Canada , and not even asked for my i.d. once. Typically they ask you where you are going, how long you'll be there, and the purpose of your trip. They have been known to try tp trick people into messing up their story, so tell em the truth (just not about the bag) and they will probably let you in no problem.

The bag in the peanut butter jar is a good idea (make sure that it is completely covered in the jar so it can't be seen), but just make sure you also have jelly (open and some eaten already) and bread, missing a couple peices like you just made a sandwich or something (and a couple dirty knives too). A random jar of peanut butter will make em think, but with the bread and jelly they probably won't think anything of it.
Aug 14 2003 4:51PM
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manus
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and coming back to the US, ditch it.

Customs coming back into the US can suck and they don't care that you are a citizen or not. Just be polite and honest and have nothing with you.
Aug 14 2003 4:53PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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to really fool them take a picture of them with the camera thats really full of weed.

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Aug 14 2003 7:17PM
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Freeskifro
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Roll up to the booth with a Mac-10 on your lap. Roll down the window and just blast away... I would just sample BCs bud. You ever notice its harder getting into the US then it is getting into Canada.


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Aug 14 2003 7:47PM
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Freestyla_01
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The worst that could happen is that you'll be denied access the canada for the next few years and given a criminal charge.
There's a huge difference between a local cop finding you with weed and an international border guard finding you with weed.


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May 2 2005 6:04PM
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frp1080
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put it in a plastic bag and tape that to your balls

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May 2 2005 6:10PM
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$bhill$
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how about taping the weed to your balls and slothering your balls with peanut butter and when you get to the resort get a dog to lick it off and then blaze , its fool proof.

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