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Curing mosquito bites

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jibmaster_josh
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k well bugs seem to love me, and from going out for one night i have over 15 bites. and they swell fuckin huge, picture a red half-ping pong ball on my arms and legs for every bite. is there any way to make them stop itching?
Jul 30 2007 10:55PM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
after bite lotion...
Jul 30 2007 10:56PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
push up bras, plastic surgery, inserts etc.
Jul 30 2007 10:57PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
^ahahah. even though im in pain and trying not to scratch myself to pieces, i still laughed at that.
Jul 30 2007 11:00PM
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2+2=5
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take something sharp or even your nails. ingrave an X on the bump, makes everything better.
Jul 30 2007 11:00PM
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sunshineee
Posts: 153 - Karma: 10
ok i just found this out last week...goldbond medicated itch cream works so good
Jul 30 2007 11:02PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
i dunno ive seen people spray hairspray on there bites... not really sure if that helps ive never tried it, just dont scratch them and theyll go away or just rub around them if ya have too
Jul 30 2007 11:03PM
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1stBlood
Posts: 594 - Karma: 10
soak the bites in vinegar or windex

im not kiddin on either of those

my mom used to do it all the time when i was young and it works for ant bites and mosquito bites

or just use cortizone bug bite lotion
Jul 30 2007 11:04PM
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dave44
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I love scratching mosquito bites which are itchy. So satisfying. heehe

Shout at the mosquito for biting you first, and then rub some ointment in.
Jul 30 2007 11:05PM
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comeatmebro
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wow those are some huge ass mosquito bites. some type of anti itch medicine that reduces swelling, maybe?
Jul 30 2007 11:07PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
so true
Jul 30 2007 11:12PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
what if i cut it open and squeez out all the blood and juices and shit? then put ice on it?
Jul 30 2007 11:16PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
aloe vera
have someone pee on it
cover it in mud
use that pink stuff
scratch allot till it turns ino a scab
pray
walk around with a mosquito trap to prevent further bites
take a oatmeal bath
Jul 30 2007 11:20PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
gross and dont do that, youll end up with scars and its only your bodies defense system at work take an antihistamine (benedrill) if your that worried about it
Jul 30 2007 11:20PM
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mtbakerteacher
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By pink stuff do you mean benadryl? Or Pepto Bismol.
Jul 30 2007 11:52PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
well its not like the mosquito put stuff in you really. it took blood out, but in the process it left some saliva which is what makes it itch and bother. rather than scratch my bites, i like to slap them.
Jul 31 2007 12:10AM
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Nicholas.
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just get some anti-itch cream...
Jul 31 2007 12:12AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
you'll look like this all over your arms:
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Jul 31 2007 12:14AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
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gew! i always forget how grateful i shuld be to not have to worry about acne. that would suck.
Jul 31 2007 12:17AM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
take allergy pills, crush them and put them on the bit
Jul 31 2007 12:24AM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
im pretty sure they were refering to calomine (sp?) lotion
Jul 31 2007 10:17AM
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Trashpuppet
Posts: 529 - Karma: 123
haha true dat!!!
Jul 31 2007 12:06PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
i got stung by a jellyfish yesterday. it sucked.
Jul 31 2007 12:09PM
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chickenwang
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well at least u can be satisfied that the bug will die from aids from your blood
Jul 31 2007 12:14PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
wahahaha

anyway, try taking a benadryl and putting some after-bite stuff on them
Jul 31 2007 12:59PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
noooooo



just put after bite on
Jul 31 2007 1:04PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
take your fingernail and make an indented x-mark on the bite and then put cortaid on it.
Jul 31 2007 1:08PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
it does work. take your thumbnail and push it down in the bite, then turn it and push it down again to make it look like an X.
Jul 31 2007 1:08PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
this is the best way.. it works so well
Jul 31 2007 2:14PM
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East.
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 128
did you pee on yourself?
Jul 31 2007 2:16PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
engrave an x on the mark, press a penny on it for a while then it should dtop, goldbond anti itch cream and aloe vera
Jul 31 2007 2:49PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
wtf?
Jul 31 2007 2:52PM
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sopher
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alcohol works very well, it dries them right out. also, don't pick at them or scratch them and stuff it'll leave you with scars and that is no fun at all.

i'm the same way though, it sucks. i can be somewhere with a huge group of people and none of them get any bites but i am covered, it sucks
Aug 1 2007 10:11AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Hey someone answer me this, lately mosquito bites have been giving me rashes... uhmmm is that bad?
Aug 1 2007 11:14AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
mm you wanna verify were the rash is?

FUN FACT FOR THE DAY:
Only female mospuitos bite you
Aug 1 2007 11:17AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
after bite or benedryl work wonders
Aug 1 2007 11:34AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
I thought only the males bite you. Cause the females are HUGE.
Aug 1 2007 11:35AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
noooo, the females need blood to make their eggs fertal. We're pretty much walking skin bags of mosquito splooge
Aug 1 2007 11:45AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
Damn women...
Aug 1 2007 11:46AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
take a knife and cut/scratch the shit out of it. it feels so good.
Aug 1 2007 12:15PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
amasingly the X thing cures it for awile then just do it again. but if that dosent work i use benedrill
Aug 1 2007 12:42PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
where ever I get bitten, I've been getting mosquito bites forever but like this yeari get weird reactions to them.
Aug 1 2007 12:43PM
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Mezmerize19
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My dad told me to put like a salt paste on it and let it dry. It works but wears off in like 3 hours
Aug 1 2007 12:44PM
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