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ARmy recruiters= way sketchy.??
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Here is my story:
I'm home alone and i'm bored out of mine so i decided i was gonna play some halo 2 on the interwebz. So i'm sitting there and the phone rings. I check the caller ID and it says US government so of course i don't pick it up. 10 minutes later it rings again and it is the US government...again i don't pick it up.
About 30-45 minutes later the doorbell rings so i peak out the window and see an army recruiter and his car parked out side of my house... needless to say i was playing halo in my underwear so i didn't open the door.
Anyone else had some army guy just randomly show up at like 3:30 in the afternoon.
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I just use to say I was gay to see their reaction then I would hang up the phone. Works every time.
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haha thats awesome. the caller id actually says US government? even better if it would just say "the man"
you must have signed up for somethin at your school or told them you were interested. i can't believe they would just show up at your house for no reason. i get those stupid letters all the time but have yet to have someone come to my house
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haha
no but i always laugh when im watchin fuel tv and some random commercial/recruting thing for the army will come on cuz you know that skaters and skiers, and boarders and everyone else who watches fuel are just sittin there laughin their ass off goin...why would we join the army when we can surf/skate/ski all day long
and yes its in my sig
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hahaha thats so good! now i wish they would call me
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thank god i live in canada!
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just tell them your a big fan of the grateful dead and want to dedicate your life to saving trees, they won't want you anymore.
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why the fuck would anyone join the army?
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there was another thread just like this too lol, im not sure who it was but the story was almost the same
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u would seriously join the army and go through all that training just to take someones life?
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haha thats freakin hilarious man
id start dancin it up too if i was walkin thru iraq and some kid just started bustin out wit sean paul haha
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all that training sure beats life in prison.
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omg like me 2! but really...i've wondered the same thing.
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you know, sometimes you just wonder wtf american soldiers are doing in iraq
e.g. selling iraqis porn mags... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=73f_1185326533
east coast biatch!! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=393_1184795399
riding a donkey - http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=17b_1185423079
and of course, dancing with the iraqi teen in the my post above...
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I don't know the marines commercial of a guy climbing a cliff, swept up in some type of cleansing tornado, given a sword, and then manifested in a group of racial diversity. That seams pretty appealing...
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yeah man those guys are fucking crazy. they started calling me when i was like 16 like trying to persuade me to join the army and i made the mistake of saying i had considered it before and they immediatley wanted to set up a meeting to come to my house and shit i was just like 'i'll uhhhh get back to you with a time'....
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come on? Who wouldn't want to climb rocks and play with swords? I mean, that commercial is about what you do in the marines, right?
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To someday get a college education (assuming you survive), when otherwise you might never be able to afford it.
If your poor, enlisting in the army can be a major step towards substantial upward mobility (again, assuming you survive).
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