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The really bad joke thread
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post some bad jokes
what does a cow say?
mooooo
what does a choklate cow say?
choklate mooooo
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"
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youre an idiot. Yeah because white people are all so great all of the time.
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What do you call it when an axe and a car collide?
An ax-ident. Heeheeheehee.
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what did the noodle say to the meatball
dont get tangled up in me
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Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I ache all over. When i touch my thigh it hurts. When i touch my nose it hurts. When i touch my knee it hurts. What's wrong with me Doctor??
Doctor: You seem to have a broken finger.
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knock knock
whos there?
9/11
9/11 who?
you said you'd never forget
bahaha!
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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog?
neither did she
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Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say “I’ll be back” now he says “ouwww my back”
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what starts with an "N" ends with a "R" and you never wanna call a black man?
neighbor
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what starts with "F" has "U" in the middle and ends with "K"
firetruck
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Word, assholes are assholes, it doesn't matter what color they are.
That said, who cares if people post racist jokes, you could change it to any race including whit its still sorta funny. Besides, the threadmaker asked for bad jokes. If he said quality jokes that are actually sort of intelligent, then the racist shit wouldn't make it, as its, you read the thread and nobody made you.
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how did helen kellers parents punish her?
leave the plunger in the toilet
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Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
So then people would say, "Look at that S car go!"
Whats brown, yellow, and furry?
A grilled cheese sandwich dropped on the ground.
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why doesnt mexico have an olympic team?
anyone who can run jump or swim is already in the US.
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yea except... they do have an olympic team
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there is a whole cult full of this
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why did the football coach stop by the bank ?
to get his quarter back
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why arent there any wal marts in Iraq
because there are so many targets instead!
kidding
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Me:knock knock
you:whos there
me:nobody
you:nobody who
me:NOBODY LIKES YOUU OHHHH BURN
whats big, yellow, and eats grass
a schoolbus..... i lied about the grass
me:knock knock
you:whos there
me:me...DUH
how do you fit 4 snowboarders on 1 stool
turn it upside down
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this is a thread of jokes.
it was a JOKE.
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