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The really bad joke thread

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josh.
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post some bad jokes

what does a cow say?


mooooo



what does a choklate cow say?





choklate mooooo
Jul 26 2007 4:04PM
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Scolson
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u rule!
Jul 28 2007 1:03AM
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josh.
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^i just laughd so hard i had a hyrnia
Jul 28 2007 1:04AM
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Scolson
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d00d thnx i mad it up my5elf!!1!
Jul 28 2007 1:18AM
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Shorton
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why did the girl fall off her bike?

Because she was dead

Whats funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby in a clown costume
Jul 28 2007 4:27AM
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reggyboy
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what did the lepar say to the hooker?









keep the tip
Jul 28 2007 8:04AM
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Shorton
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why didnt the skellington go on a rollercaoster??















He hadnt got the guts
Jul 28 2007 9:42AM
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Tom.
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What is a hacker's favorite brand of underwears?




fr00t 0f th3 n00b!!!!


ROFLOMFGZOSWTFOMFG!!!
Jul 28 2007 2:40PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
me-knock knock
you-whos there?!
me-boo
you-boo who?
me- u dont need to cry its just a joke!
Jul 28 2007 2:51PM
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babujib
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look at when you joined, march, so that means that hyou havent updated it in AT MOST 3 months which in which time you wouldnt have been able to ski so
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Jul 28 2007 4:14PM
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Dr.Seuss
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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
doug
Jul 28 2007 4:37PM
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thenakedcellist
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your gotta problem with black people girl
Jul 28 2007 5:06PM
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SlickRick.
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hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhahhgahhhaha i love blacks
Jul 28 2007 6:55PM
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troutbum
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How can you tell that you're getting old?



When you're wife says, "let's run up stairs and make love" and you say "hunny; I can't do both."
Jul 28 2007 7:13PM
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MADmidwest
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how do you stop a giant sloth from charging?











Take away it's credit card
Jul 28 2007 7:22PM
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1stBlood
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what do you call a bunch of white guys runnin down a hill?

an avalance


what do you call a bunch of ni**ers runnin down a hill?

mudslide


what do you call a bunch of beaners runnin down a hill?

jail break

Jul 28 2007 9:57PM
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StanMcStanson
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lol kung pow
Jul 28 2007 9:59PM
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StanMcStanson
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why did helen keller have a burn on her ear?


she answered the iron.


why did she have a burn on the other ear?


they called back.







Jul 28 2007 10:02PM
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footcrunk
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ahh Kung Pow...one of the greatest movies of all time

and

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
Jul 28 2007 10:11PM
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Steezy_Street
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A fish swims into a wall. what does it say???


DAM


hahha
Jul 29 2007 12:55AM
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josh.
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hahaha
Jul 29 2007 1:06AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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This takes 1st place in the racist jokes catergory...

What's the worst thing you can say to a black Jew?

Get to the back of the oven.
Jul 29 2007 8:29AM
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Bloom.
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how do you turn a fruit in vegetable?











Do vegas shows with white tigers
Jul 29 2007 12:40PM
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1stBlood
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what do you call 10 black guys on a plane back to africa?

a problem

what do you call 1000 black guys on a plane back to africa?

a bigger problem

what do you call all the black guys in the world on a plane back to africa?

problem solved








if the U.S. government had really wanted to break up the I have a dream speech, how would they have done it?





fly over washington dc and drop welfare checks...
Jul 29 2007 2:27PM
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1stBlood
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hey did you ever hear about that black guy that went to college?



yea neither have i
Jul 29 2007 2:36PM
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chickenwang
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ur got a thing against blacks or sumthing?
Jul 29 2007 2:43PM
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John.
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Ya dude the racist jokes are getting pretty old. Not cool at all.
Jul 29 2007 3:15PM
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1stBlood
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ok???
Jul 29 2007 4:05PM
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Avifarer
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what do you call 1 dead rappers?

a good start
Jul 29 2007 5:04PM
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skier_dude_1831
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yea stop it
Jul 29 2007 5:07PM
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AKburns
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I was on the front page of the news yesterday.


then I stood up.
Jul 29 2007 5:23PM
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SteveStepp
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Whats the difference between a pair of jeans and a colored person?




















A pair of jeans only has 1 fly on it
Jul 29 2007 5:23PM
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SteveStepp
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ok i thought this was a racist jokes thread im sorry
Jul 29 2007 5:24PM
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1stBlood
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4 snowboarders walked into a bar and got a round of beers and then realized there was only one barstool open.

how do they all sit down?









easy, they turn the barstool upside down
Jul 29 2007 8:51PM
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attitashfreestyle29
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so an eye and a foot are setting on a bench and the eye says I guess I'll be going now and the foot says HA! I'd like to see that.


What happened to the man who lost his left side?

He's alright
Jul 29 2007 9:13PM
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liukangkid
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i see said the blind man to the deaf man on the phone.

hehe

Jul 29 2007 10:40PM
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1stBlood
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wanna hear a joke?











womens rights
Jul 29 2007 10:41PM
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liukangkid
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Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.

What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.

Why did the baker rob the bank?
He needed the dough.

 

Ask me if I'm a tree.

  • Huh?

Ask me if I'm a tree.

  • Are you a tree?

No.

Jul 29 2007 10:47PM
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GANDALF
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in my threads
Jul 29 2007 11:57PM
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SlickRick.
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what do you call a gay dinosaur???




















megasauras!!!!!


what do you call a lesbian dinosaur??????













likalotapus
Jul 30 2007 12:00AM
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1stBlood
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wow!!! great one fucktard...
Jul 30 2007 12:00AM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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nah, ill leave that up to you, i dont even know him i was boredd
Jul 30 2007 12:04AM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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why's a tree have leaves,



??
Jul 30 2007 12:05AM
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josh.
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why?
Jul 30 2007 12:11AM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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you tell me
Jul 30 2007 12:13AM
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GANDALF
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did you hear about the corduroy pillow???!!!



















































IT MADE HEADLINES!!! BLAHAHA ROLFCOPTR BBQQQ1!!!111!!!!



now you can take pole outta your ass, ass.
Jul 30 2007 12:17AM
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josh.
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even though this is the bad joke thread that one just really sucked
Jul 30 2007 12:22AM
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1stBlood
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haha no sucked would be an understatement!!!

sucked???

no more like sucked dirty cock!!!
Jul 30 2007 12:32AM
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mmmmm...Pie
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Knock knock

who's there?

September 11th

...September 11th who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!



Ahhh Cyanide and Happiness...
Jul 30 2007 1:00AM
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1stBlood
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wow that was so stupid it was funny
Jul 30 2007 1:14AM
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MRICK28
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want to hear a dirty joke?
Joey jumped in the mud!

Want to hear a clean joke?
He took a bath with bubbles

want to hear a dirty joke?
bubbles is the next door neighbor
Jul 30 2007 1:29AM
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