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The really bad joke thread

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josh.
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post some bad jokes

what does a cow say?


mooooo



what does a choklate cow say?





choklate mooooo
Jul 26 2007 4:04PM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Why aren't there any Mexicans in Star Trek?







































Because they don't work in the future either.
Jul 27 2007 1:04AM
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schism
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what do you call a man with no arms and legs at the bottem of the ocean.











dead
Jul 27 2007 1:05AM
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T-Wash
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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?







Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Jul 27 2007 1:07AM
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TheButterHashira
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why could hellen keller not drive?













































because she was a woman
Jul 27 2007 1:08AM
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woolymammoth
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what do u call extreme camping?









intense!
Jul 27 2007 1:11AM
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ghettoprep
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what do you call an asian coward>?

Yellow...
Jul 27 2007 1:41AM
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EnemySki
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hahahahaha
Jul 27 2007 2:06AM
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sampsihoyos
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a man runs over a woman with his car. whos fault is it?














































The man's. he shouldnt be driving his car through the kitchen!!!!!
Jul 27 2007 10:20AM
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chapz
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what do you call lice on a bald mans head?


homeless





Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice?


because it said concentrate
Jul 27 2007 11:17AM
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1stBlood
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what do you call a guy wit no arms or legs in a pool?
bob

what do you call his dog that has no legs in that same pool?
bob barker

what do you call a guy wit no arms or legs hagin on a wall?
art

what do you call a guy wit no arms or legs in a crockpot?
stew

what do you call a guy wit no arms or legs sittin on your front porch?
matt

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in the water?
Swimming trunks

What do you call two guys with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall?
Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a guy with no legs and one arm, holding up your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no feet?
Neil

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter that the other?
Eileen

Jul 27 2007 1:25PM
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james44
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so a black man walks into a bar with a parett on his sholder and the bartender asks "thats cool wared you get that?" and the parett answers "afrika"
Jul 27 2007 1:42PM
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1stBlood
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hahaha thats awesome...

im keepin that one!!!



how do you get a black guy out of a tree?








cut the rope
Jul 27 2007 2:01PM
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Shpadoinkle
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the best one so far.
Jul 27 2007 2:11PM
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DaewonS
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why did the plane crash?


the pilot was a loaf of bread....




i actually love that one.
Jul 27 2007 2:31PM
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skijunkiedtm
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whats hot bubbly and taps on glass????





















baby in the micrwave



whats the difference between a nice car and pile of dead babys???















i dont have a nice car in my garage :(
Jul 27 2007 2:44PM
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Tinga
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this is my favorite joke.
what do you call a boomerange that doesnt work?







a stick!
Jul 27 2007 2:52PM
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1stBlood
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how long does it take a black woman to take a dump?








9 months







whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead n**ger in the road?






the dead dog has skid marks in front of it
Jul 27 2007 3:45PM
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cherry*pie
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i chuckeld
Jul 27 2007 3:47PM
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Scolson
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
















Where the hell's my tractor!?




Why don't women need watches?

















There's a clock on the oven!



Why donn't women need driver's licenses?
















There aren't any roads between the kitchen and the laundry room!!!
Jul 27 2007 3:58PM
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josh.
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this is funny

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?


















27 one to do it there to say they can do it better and the rest to sit in the landing
Jul 27 2007 4:18PM
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1stBlood
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hey noob

this joke is in basicly every thread on NS!!!
Jul 27 2007 4:24PM
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steevner
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in response to the snowboarder joke

30

1 to hold the light bulb
29 to smoke pot untill the room spins
Jul 27 2007 4:30PM
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josh.
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HAHAHA
Jul 27 2007 4:32PM
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kepler.
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Jul 27 2007 4:34PM
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Tasche
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This is also in a lot of threads but whatever

What do you call a black mime flying a plane?




































A Pilot you racist bastard.
Jul 27 2007 4:34PM
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josh.
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i havent updated that in awhile and i actully can do allot more then that so

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Jul 27 2007 4:36PM
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kepler.
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wasn't a comment on your skiing ability whatsoever
Jul 27 2007 4:40PM
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josh.
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what was it a comment on then?
Jul 27 2007 4:44PM
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kepler.
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that you really haven't been around to have known that jokes been everywhere
Jul 27 2007 4:48PM
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skier_dude_1831
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i thought it was because ninthward called him a n00b when jcpow has more posts and lower member number
Jul 27 2007 4:51PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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ok ok why is poop brown?



beacuase its poopy


lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111oneoneone
Jul 27 2007 4:54PM
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josh.
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ok
Jul 27 2007 4:54PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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back off, jcpow is a G
Jul 27 2007 4:56PM
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Shadows
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a guy walks into a bar and says...




ouch
Jul 27 2007 4:57PM
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steevner
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gonna suck his dick too?
Jul 27 2007 5:30PM
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josh.
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least i have one

j/k
Jul 27 2007 5:32PM
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.jon
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Jul 27 2007 5:45PM
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jadHafeedChris
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knock knock
Jul 27 2007 6:00PM
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1stBlood
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whos ther
Jul 27 2007 6:00PM
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jadHafeedChris
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look open the door and find out for yourself
Jul 27 2007 6:01PM
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1stBlood
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wow that was clever..




how do you squeeze 20 black guys into a voltzwaon beetle?














throw a welfare check in there and let them figure it out...
Jul 27 2007 6:13PM
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jadHafeedChris
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wow that was racist and for that you will go to hell and burn there thinking you are alive for all eternity and try to tell bad jokes but noone will listen

Jul 27 2007 6:15PM
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Franny
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Hahahaha
Jul 27 2007 6:16PM
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1stBlood
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dont even start that shit...you know youve said at least one racist thing in your life

and if you really truly havent then all the more props to you, it jus means that you havent really ever been exposed to just how worthless black people are...aside from rapping and basketball
Jul 27 2007 6:19PM
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Click_Here
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whats the fastest fish in the lake?
































a motor pike hahhahahhahahhahahah
Jul 27 2007 6:19PM
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jadHafeedChris
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ok ive said racist things but not in public and thats pretty bad too lol
Jul 27 2007 6:20PM
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steezyjibber
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What did the boy do when he had to go to bed.


CRIED!
Jul 27 2007 8:54PM
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skijunkiedtm
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KNEE SLAPER!!!
Jul 27 2007 8:57PM
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anxju
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why did snoop dog have an umbrella?


fo drizzle



when george bush has cabinet meetings he wonders why there are no cabinets in the room




whats long and hard on a black dude?


the first grade
Jul 28 2007 1:01AM
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Scolson
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What did the skiers say to the kid that owned the 3rd page?
Jul 28 2007 1:03AM
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