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Good beer substitute at keggers
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ok, so you're gonna hold a kegger.... that's one step in the right direction. now the main problem is that many people of the female persuasion don't drink beer and a kegger without ladies just ain't right. so to solve this problem, follow these simple directions:
1. buy some frozen juice(must all be same kind)
2. buy cheap vodka(if in quebec or close to quebec get the generic SAQ stuff. $30/60oz)
3. mix juice concentrate with vodka in juice dispenser
4. remind ladies that there's quite a lot of booze in their drink(we've had some ladies suspect us of rufees)
to make this properly, DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT add any water to the juice! we use i believe 3 cases of juice mix with 12 60oz's of SAQ vodka!
enjoy!
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how many people were there? cause thats a lot of vodka and thats gotta cost close to 400$
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that could be an article from soyouwanna.com. it could be, 'so you wanna have a keggar with ladies'
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Most ladies in MI here just drink beer.
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vodka + tang = screwdriver. but to make that mix even better freeze some of the juice and blend in the juicecubes, girls love slurpies.
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actually no, vodka and tang is definitely not a screwdriver, that'd be mixin with OJ. tang masks the vodka 100x better, making it an awesome girl drink, and a real kick in the ass if you mix it for a guy. Because by the time it starts to bother a dude, it's got a shitload of vodka
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bitch stole my drink, just i put beer in the mix
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durrr tang is all orangy and shit, not too much different from orange juice!!
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Jello shooters for the chicks, if you've got the time. They might not contain much alcohol, but girls will swallow 20 of them without even thinking twice...
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ya, chicks here willdrink berrr otoo. berr iss goodd.
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Ya...all the chicks I party with drink beer.
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a true chick drink is something my friend claims to have come up with and it is aptly called the panty dropper it consists of 1 part vodka, 1 part sours mix, and 2 parts watermelon pucker. if served in shot form drop a cherry in. also if you only want beer then make some beer-ade for the ladies (beer + concentrated lemonade mix)!
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don't get them a substitute if they don't want the free beer(only assuming it's free)they can always be used for rides home after words.
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chicks dont want girlie drinks - they want keg stands! and lots of them
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i love beer.
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haha, grasshoppers. mint-chocolate chip ice cream, green food coloring and vodka vodka vodka. they rock, get em drunk quick
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jungle juice... take whatever hard liquor you got and put in some grape kool-aid. serve in old english grogs.
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i like beer, coors and heiniken... mm wish i had some
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killy never put kool aid or other powdered drink mix in jungle juice it will leave the people 10x worse off than normal because of all the sugar in it, use normal juice or frozen juice concentrates, trust me kool-aid stains are extremely hard to get out of your carpet.
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