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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
umm chapter 18 - I picked the hot one

I picked the hot one, the one with the awesome personality is gone, fuck me with a hammer... end of chapter.

chapter 19 - how to break up with a hot psycho bitch. (and keep all your eyes/teeth)
-Mike

I just wanna see siamese twins box eachother.
Aug 11 2003 8:02AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
throw rocks at her face and knock out her eyes and teeth

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fuck ass shit cunt
Aug 11 2003 10:20AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
that's the best way? sweet I'll keep it in mind
-Mike

I just wanna see siamese twins box eachother.
Aug 11 2003 10:29AM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
Uh oh. Big Mistake. Is she that crazy that your afraid to break up with her? lol
-Jason

N D S C represent!
Aug 11 2003 1:25PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
1.premiturly egaculate
2.Say u cant get it up

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whoever said progress is a slow process wasn’t talking about me.
I’m a mother fucking P.I.M.P. Plus I got the magic stick

Aug 11 2003 2:20PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Yea, just tell her your getting a sex change and that she will have to become a lesbo if she wants to be with you.
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Aug 11 2003 3:33PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
^exactly




-ryan kavana
SFHNC: $100/$1800
Aug 11 2003 3:35PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
i think telling her u cant get it up is more belivible then sex change, but mamby shes stupid

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whoever said progress is a slow process wasn’t talking about me.
I’m a mother fucking P.I.M.P. Plus I got the magic stick

Aug 11 2003 3:48PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
THROW
ROCKS
AT
HER
FACE


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fuck ass shit cunt
Aug 11 2003 5:08PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
and then say you dont think she is good enough looking for you when she is passed out face down in a pool of her own blood and vomit.

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Aug 11 2003 5:13PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
If you don't give two shits about her, give her the old 'It's me, not you. I just wanna be friends.'
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Aug 11 2003 6:22PM
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