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Sarah silverman

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troutbum
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does anybody else wana nail this broad for hours on end?
Jul 22 2007 12:48AM
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Piste.Off
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but the whole time while your boning her she will be making jokes about paris hilton
Jul 22 2007 12:49AM
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smuggsVT
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i dont know about for hours, but she has a funny show
Jul 22 2007 12:49AM
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smuggsVT
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and people with aids
Jul 22 2007 12:49AM
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troutbum
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which is precisely why it would be hours on end.
Jul 22 2007 12:49AM
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Piste.Off
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dont you get it you will piss yourself laughing at her jokes
Jul 22 2007 12:51AM
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troutbum
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you can't piss while you have a boner man, jeez, let's think here.
Jul 22 2007 12:52AM
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maclem
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Holy fuck, her show is so amazingly funny.
Jul 22 2007 12:52AM
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Piste.Off
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yes you can it just goes up
Jul 22 2007 12:52AM
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Ericpbp
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Jul 22 2007 12:53AM
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ThaLetterM.
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shes surprisingly fine
Jul 22 2007 12:53AM
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troutbum
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that shit's fucked up man, I've never tried or had the urge, I just assumed it wasn't possible. I need to research this.
Jul 22 2007 12:54AM
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Piste.Off
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do it outside first to avoid sticky floors
Jul 22 2007 12:55AM
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comeatmebro
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her show is pretty fucking funny

but for some reason, i think she has a penis...
Jul 22 2007 12:56AM
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troutbum
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in my research, and my vast knowledge of what I learned in history class, I've found this:

4. Can urine be ejaculated instead of semen during sexual intercourse?
No. When the penis is erect, there is a built-in valve which switches the plumbing from “urine eject” into “sperm eject”. The same mechanism that prevents urination during erection also prevents erection during urination. That is why it is difficult to urinate during an erection and, conversely, why an erection is lost during urination.
Jul 22 2007 12:57AM
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comeatmebro
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word, its like impossible to piss while beating it, but if you just have a boner you can piss. ive done it, its doable.
Jul 22 2007 12:58AM
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troutbum
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I've searched sooo many times for this video for responses such as this, but has anybody seen the SNL skit where Alec Baldwin is in the "burn and Zing" battle and he goes "Oh, can you hold my coffee?" and then the dude holds the coffee and then he asks him what time it is and the dude holding the coffee turns his hand to check his watch and spills the coffee all over him, burning him and then alec baldwin goes "BURNNNNN"!
Jul 22 2007 1:02AM
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ThaLetterM.
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i was saying sarah silverman is surprisingly hot. like you wouldnt expect her to be but she is. im confused as to what the hell youre talking about
Jul 22 2007 1:05AM
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troutbum
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that's what I'm saying too. I add many more words that don't make sense, apparentl.y
Jul 22 2007 1:07AM
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ThaLetterM.
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aparently
Jul 22 2007 1:12AM
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troutbum
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hey! watch it buster!
Jul 22 2007 1:13AM
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GnarBurger
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i really do want to
Jul 22 2007 1:14AM
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troutbum
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YAAAAA you get sloppy seconds
Jul 22 2007 1:15AM
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potato_man
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so anyways.......

sarah si;verman isnt that good. try, um, will ferrell
Jul 22 2007 2:57AM
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Tinga
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i dont think shes that good looking. doesnt she have the most annoying voice ever?
Jul 22 2007 3:10AM
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Microcosm
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theres something about her that makes me want to fuck her. not sure what it is but hoooooly shit.
Jul 22 2007 10:40AM
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martin.
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shes not pretty and her jokes arent that funny
Jul 22 2007 10:49AM
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some are funny, but i would not rail her
Jul 22 2007 12:03PM
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SARTRON
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im glad you dont mean me
Jul 22 2007 12:06PM
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skifree919
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dl bid
Jul 22 2007 12:56PM
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sconniestyle
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her part in the aristocrats is hilarious.

Jul 22 2007 1:00PM
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