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Freddy vs. Jason

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CorkWormTurn
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I can't believe that there isn't a thread about this already. We're only 5 days away from the best movie of all time.

Any predictions? I'm callin Jason because a) he's the fuckin man, and b) Freddy's a pillow biting, sweater wearing puss-wad that can only kill people in their sleep.
Aug 11 2003 6:11AM
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petek
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they both die.
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 11 2003 6:14AM
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petek
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plus, u cant kill jason.
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 11 2003 6:14AM
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petek
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so my bet is on freddy.
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 11 2003 6:14AM
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petek
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i mean, my bet is on jason
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 11 2003 6:15AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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my bet is that they kill stupid naiive innocent teenagers, scaring the stupid naiive innocent teenagers in the audience.
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Aug 11 2003 6:16AM
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hucksterjibber15
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betting is illegal....
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Aug 11 2003 6:16AM
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petek
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well there are the survivors, so i bet that they arent that naive
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 11 2003 6:28AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
what was that noise? It sounded huge!
Lemme take a look, its pbly a racoon, nothing bad ever happenned at crstal lake anyways.
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 11 2003 7:55AM
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Mike-O
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this movie can't be good. no way,no fucking way. Go watch Bttle Royale if you wanna see teenagers die.
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Aug 11 2003 10:51AM
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CorkWormTurn
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the makers of the movie promised there would be a definite winner, so you can take all your theories and throw em away. freddy's going down.
Aug 11 2003 2:52PM
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timber
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I pick Jason. I love the slogan for the movie, 'Winner kills all!'.
Aug 11 2003 4:22PM
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NH_LiNe
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FREDDY, hes got those claws, you cant beat the claws, plus his face is scary

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Aug 11 2003 4:26PM
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petek
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heres a plot overlook, the drugs they give the children, force them not to dream/rem, without dreams/rems, we would go insane. Why dont they just MOVE!!!
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 11 2003 4:35PM
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waterville_NH
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Freddy all the way...but i bet niether of them win and they set up the ending for a sequal

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Aug 11 2003 4:49PM
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Mattman
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Jason going to win!!!
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Aug 11 2003 7:35PM
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linejibber550
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JAWS VS. FREEWILLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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don't be hatin!
Aug 11 2003 8:39PM
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lalalalaura
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isn't jason huge??? therefore = jason will win
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Aug 12 2003 6:23AM
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mikee
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bahahaha! this is fucking funny to read. Man, freddy is gonna own Jason like a squirrel owns its nuts. OWNED

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Aug 12 2003 3:07PM
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mommy
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MICHAEL MYERS WILL PREVAIL!

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Aug 12 2003 5:23PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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^ something like that will happen. they will both be killed by someone/something else which will setup a whole slew of movies about the guy 'who killed the 2 greatest horror movie icons ever' or something


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Aug 12 2003 5:31PM
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CorkWormTurn
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what kind of a question is that? Of course Freddy and Jason hate each other. Don't you know anything about the world? Skiers hate snowboarders, dogs hate cats, skaters hate inliners, everyone hates skiboarders, and Freddy hates Jason.

For the record, I'll repeat, the movie makers promised a definite winner, and I'm telling you now it's gonna be Jason, cus Freddy tosses the salad.
Aug 12 2003 6:20PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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freddy summons jason blah blah blah they fight and my guess is freddy over jason in 10 rounds
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Aug 12 2003 6:33PM
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five0
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freddy and jason used to be gay lovers, but right now theyre in a custody battle for their eligitamate daughter (the girl from the ring),its going to telelvised and The Leprachaun will will commentating and caalling the play by play,look for it on friday the 13th
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Aug 12 2003 7:24PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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haha, thats great five0


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Aug 12 2003 8:40PM
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resnick13
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I couldn't care less who dies...as long as there are a ridiculous number of memorable one-liners.

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Aug 12 2003 8:46PM
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mommy
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^ liar.

he was just kissing tom green.

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harvey, harvey, harvey. cant you see? sometimes your words just hypnotize me?
Aug 12 2003 10:07PM
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weazelzb
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yea sleezemcflys a fuckin liar

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Aug 12 2003 10:10PM
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never_summer
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sounds like a bunch of bull shit



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Aug 12 2003 10:12PM
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