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Funny soccer quotes?

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kepler.
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does anyone know any funny quotes that i could use to put on t-shirts for my soccer team. something funny and preferably insinuating some sort of sex act. we do this every year and always get in trouble for them but its a tradition. some past quotes have been

"soccer players do it for 80 minutes" and
"you have to push it hard if you want to score"

thanks
Jul 17 2007 3:16PM
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liquidsword
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I kicked your moms soccer ball...
Jul 17 2007 3:18PM
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ThaLetterM.
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uhh soccer is for homos?
Jul 17 2007 3:18PM
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landonn
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Jul 17 2007 3:19PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Soccer players can work all 11 positions.

I used to know a bunch, but I forget them...
Jul 17 2007 3:23PM
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mcnutty
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real soccer games are 90 minutes long
Jul 17 2007 4:01PM
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Calb3rt
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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 17 2007 4:03PM
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kepler.
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high school bud
Jul 17 2007 4:25PM
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asac
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"screaming eagles" - look it up on www.urbandictionary.com
Jul 17 2007 5:09PM
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killabees
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al
Jul 17 2007 5:10PM
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killabees
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god bless them...

Jul 17 2007 5:11PM
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kepler.
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? huh?

1. screaming eagles 7 thumbs up

The 101st Airborne, a group of specially trained paratroopers who were dropped behind enemy lines to start the D-Day invasion, they also held their thin lines in the Ardennes forest most notably in the Belgian town of Bastogne where their force of hopelessly outnumbered men without winter clothing, medical supplies, and very little ammo held off a German offensive complete with full tank and artillery support while they had no tanks and only a few artillery guns

Matt: The screaming eagles kicked the shit out of the Nazis in World War II
Me: You better believe it!


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Jul 17 2007 5:11PM
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Scharff2003
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1. We know how to kick it

2. We are used 2 scoring

3. We love grass

4. Well make u scream 4 more

5. Sweating is no problem

6. Skill is definite

7. We'll play anywhere and anytime

8. We can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions

9. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it

10. We always are on the top

here you go these should help
Jul 17 2007 5:13PM
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Black-Bandanna
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That's the one I was thinking of!
Jul 17 2007 5:18PM
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Rez4frederick
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Soccer Players: We dont use our hands to play with balls.
Jul 17 2007 5:21PM
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jadHafeedChris
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soccer = gay
Jul 17 2007 6:07PM
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mistaskia
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not really a help. but the girls soccer team made shirts that said: "the hard is what makes it great." i dont no how but they got away with it and no one got in trouble.
Jul 17 2007 8:38PM
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emopoppins
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they got away with it because it doesn't make any sense and everyone thought they were just dumb anyway
Jul 17 2007 10:23PM
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Calb3rt
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it cut off the rest of my scream
Jul 18 2007 1:36AM
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Avifarer
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Hahaha
Jul 18 2007 1:51AM
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