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Holly Balls I am bored as nuts.

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Glenjamin
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Title says it all. I'm stuck at home, all alone. Nothing to do, one plus, i found the dopest wu tang song. Entertain me with any thing...PLEASE! I CANNOT WAIT TO MOVE TO WHISTLER. VANCOUVER SUCKS MY LEFT NUT
Jul 13 2007 11:59PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
i have a joke for you.

What did 50 cent to his grandma after she made him a sweater????














Gee you knit?
Jul 14 2007 12:00AM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
hahaha...

I gotta joke I stole from NS


What did the blind deaf boy get for christmas?






































Cancer!
Jul 14 2007 12:03AM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,980
Masturbate?
Jul 14 2007 12:04AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
i got one i stole from NS
why did hellen kellers dog run away?


































because she kept calling is wahtahfdnfsvncajsghdjtghg!
Jul 14 2007 12:05AM
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Sir.Pete
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look at porn dude. or go downtown. or go float down a river in an inner tube.
Jul 14 2007 12:06AM
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FNJ
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why is helen keller bad at driving?


















shes a woman
Jul 14 2007 12:07AM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
but a ps2, buy madden2007,get
start dominating!!
Jul 14 2007 12:08AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
if that wu-tang is off anything other than 36 chambers it aint da dopest bitch
Jul 14 2007 12:10AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
"me and my friends went floating down a river the other day. we were all drinking and after a while i realized that no one was getting up to piss. they were just pissing on themselves so after the agony of holding it in for about 2 hours i pissed. but everyone got mad at me cuz i was in a canoe."-ron white
Jul 14 2007 12:11AM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
just go to a game store and buy a cheap old used gameboy game. that should keep you entertained for about 1 or 2 weeks
Jul 14 2007 12:12AM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,032
drive to the big ass HMV and listen and find new dope music
Jul 14 2007 12:13AM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
ok I got a joke

A little boy and a pedopile are walking throught the woods on a dark windy night. The litte boys says "Mister I'm scared"

The pedophile replies "Your Scared! I have to walk home alone!"
Jul 14 2007 12:13AM
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Jhorski
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I got this one from my freedom Popsicle:

Why did the driver throw money on the road?


























So she could stop on a dime!!!



Jul 14 2007 12:20AM
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Glenjamin
Posts: 139 - Karma: 10
Non of ideas are cool enough for me. Im kinda lazy. I ran out of weed about 10 mins ago. Im so fucked.
Jul 14 2007 12:22AM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Jul 14 2007 12:30AM
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Jhorski
Posts: 648 - Karma: 45
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!... dude go see transformers asap
Jul 14 2007 12:31AM
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chickenwang
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why dont i get that?
Jul 14 2007 12:33AM
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ThaLetterM.
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i think the pedofile is going to rape/murder the little kid and leave him in the woods. damn those sexy little children
Jul 14 2007 12:35AM
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Glenjamin
Posts: 139 - Karma: 10
Seen it twice nuc
Jul 14 2007 2:09AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
werd saw it the seond time tonight. just as dope as teh first time
Jul 14 2007 2:14AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
go for a walk, its friday im sure youll find someone. call some friends and go gansta poaching
Jul 14 2007 2:23AM
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Glenjamin
Posts: 139 - Karma: 10
no. i live in the worse part of van. I WISH IT WAS SKI SEASON ITS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SUMMER HOLLY NUTS. At least im heading up to whis on monday to shred glacier with some peeps.
Jul 14 2007 2:26AM
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Mezmerize19
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1635229028840857603&q=broodwich&total=19&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Jul 14 2007 2:47AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?



you take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline

kinna dumb, but funny at 1st
Jul 14 2007 2:55AM
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
go to www.explosm.net
Jul 14 2007 12:55PM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
Whats the difference bewteen Bill Clinton and a screwdriver













A screwdriver screws and turns and Bill Clinton screws interns


Jul 14 2007 1:02PM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
another..... i can't remember if this is right though.


whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts

beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
Jul 14 2007 1:04PM
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ryano
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what is helen kellers dog named

















ahaaahaghgghgg
Jul 14 2007 1:05PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
^wow thats horrible
Jul 14 2007 1:45PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
how did hellen kellers parents punish her?


they rearranged the furniture
Jul 14 2007 1:54PM
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Shorton
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wordd
Jul 14 2007 5:18PM
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PeteyG
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haha


so many helen keller jokes the poor little retard
Jul 14 2007 5:32PM
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mmmmm...Pie
Posts: 673 - Karma: 15
alternative punchline:
They left the plunger in the toilet.



...I'm going to hell.
Jul 14 2007 6:26PM
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