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Booze-a-ma-Pole

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Tasche
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not real practical but funny. more of a gaper thing

http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/2005/10/coldpole_liquor_reservoir_ski_poles.php

I use to have to work broncos games for community service and they gave us 25 bucks if we confiscated the flasks that were shaped like binoculars.

What will they put booze in next?

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Jul 12 2007 1:35PM
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ThaLetterM.
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for the EXTREME drunk on the go
Jul 12 2007 1:36PM
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miroz
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i remember seeing that somewhere...oh well
Jul 12 2007 1:40PM
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kepler.
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coldpoles
Jul 12 2007 2:19PM
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jadHafeedChris
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thats awesome
Jul 12 2007 2:55PM
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RastaSkier9
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Thats very old but yeah i might get a pair, you know, so i could put ummm "pop" in there

Jul 12 2007 2:59PM
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Jhorski
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Ya i think it could be very convenient
Jul 12 2007 3:08PM
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ryano
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you have never seen those before?
Jul 12 2007 3:10PM
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Piste.Off
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i would buy it
Jul 12 2007 3:12PM
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kepler.
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they have pockets in your jacket for a reason. just get a regular old flask. they look so styley!
Jul 12 2007 3:21PM
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45.
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ik whats gunna be more obvious?
1) sucking on a metal pole
2) drinking out of some type of bottle
Jul 12 2007 3:51PM
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Nicholas.
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haha they have golf clubs like that.
Jul 12 2007 3:52PM
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kepler.
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i'm saying flask, i don't know about you but i'd turn my head if i saw a ski pole tipped up against someones mouth. plus flasks are incognito, quick drink and noone notices, especially on the lift
Jul 12 2007 3:52PM
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CZA
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with the pole you can hide it by pretending your using it as a unicorn horn and the bottle you cant do much
Jul 12 2007 3:54PM
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GnarBurger
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sucking on a pole made me laugh for some reason
Jul 12 2007 3:56PM
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Tasche
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If I had booze in my pole that last thing I would do would try to conceal it. Imagine before you hit a rail or some shit take a shot from your pole. nice.
Jul 12 2007 3:56PM
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NataliePortman
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thats amazing
Jul 12 2007 4:30PM
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treesmann
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haha no way
Jul 20 2007 5:41PM
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396222687862
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haha yeah, thatd be hilarious
Jul 20 2007 5:48PM
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tequila
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wtf? They actually got a patent for that?
And surely a hip flasks sly enough in your pocket?
Jul 20 2007 6:42PM
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