Replying to girls that fart!

DO u like it? i donno about me... I thought it was gross but yesterday i was sitting beside the hottest chick ever. we never met before just sitting next to eachother on this bus and all of a sudden i here this little skweek nose commin from your ooooh so perfic ass, then it all came out at once like a wet juicy fart. Odly this was so attractiv it made me wanna ram my balls on her ass. i could tell u the rest of the story but it gets really dirty(farting on my cock then snifing it and stuff) so thats it
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