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Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:

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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
this happened a while ago, i just though about it know though. so i was in the woods drinking some beer with my buddies, theyre older for the record. and they were saying how they gave our friend dave a boner from rubbing his dick because he said he could control it, turns out he couldnt lol. anyways i was dying as theyre telling me. next thing i know im being held and like massaged hahaha. i never got a boner just a sore dick. then our black friend jon said they couldnt give him one. and he basically got a half chub but no more. hahahaha anyways this story has no point.
Jul 9 2007 6:18PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I think this is probably the largest thread devoted to calling out a member on acting gay in all of internet history. And to such a respected member haha, fucking great.
Mar 17 2008 8:09PM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
i think it's a cry for help
Mar 17 2008 8:14PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
^^Respected? His name used to be crookedboner. Everyone used to hate on him for that name.
Mar 17 2008 9:28PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Well now that he's no longer a misguided penis he seems pretty well-liked, anyways.
Mar 17 2008 9:31PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
Yeah he stopped post-whoring and rick rolling.
Mar 17 2008 9:44PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Which was given to him in Sushi's name change thread.
Mar 17 2008 10:16PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hey! i never rick rolled!

and this thread has it's purpose...
Mar 17 2008 10:19PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
Posts: 426 - Karma: 12
You should tell your freind to suck it, fuck it or leave it alone.
Mar 17 2008 10:21PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
hahah this thread will never die
Mar 17 2008 10:21PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
your little game would've worked out better with some girls.
Mar 17 2008 10:33PM
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ryankachel
Posts: 219 - Karma: 20
what kind of responses were you looking for when you made this thread, Shawn?

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^ DID that turn you on, Shawn?

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^How about that one, Shawn?

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Or is it just guys in the woods, SHAWN?
Mar 17 2008 10:54PM
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J_Walk
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 28
purpose being.....?

telling everyone how not gay you are so hundreads of posts will tell you that your gay?
Mar 18 2008 2:15PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
well did ur friends call no homo after rubbing ur dick?..cause that changes everything
Mar 18 2008 2:26PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2773 - Karma: 11
How many people do you know that can give a girl a boner?
Mar 18 2008 3:49PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
clit boner? i duno i got nothing.
Mar 18 2008 4:52PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
whoops. did I bump this?
Mar 20 2008 4:47PM
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Pirruccio
Posts: 1301 - Karma: 70
hahaha yea
and takes a picture
and shows it in school
Mar 20 2008 7:28PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019

3==================================D  (O)
                                                                             ^asshole



fagggggg
Mar 20 2008 8:14PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
you've got buttbuddies.

Mar 20 2008 8:49PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
yah it happens dawg
Mar 20 2008 11:15PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
i dont think this thread will ever die
Mar 20 2008 11:31PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
yeah i dont get why you would ever make such a thread unless you liked being flmaed and being called gay
Mar 20 2008 11:47PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Happy April Fools!
Apr 1 2008 12:35PM
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...Rob_Wilson...
Posts: 16 - Karma: 11
do you take it in the ass every night too? u fucking  gay fagget
Apr 1 2008 1:40PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
you fail.

and can we just let this die?
Apr 1 2008 3:24PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
haha oh my thats hilarious
Apr 1 2008 3:38PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
This will die the day Skiiermans faunt change thread dies
Apr 1 2008 4:19PM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
 That pretty creepy.
Apr 1 2008 4:23PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52

i saw this a while ago when it was first made...and...it still amazes me...

Apr 1 2008 7:57PM
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encludemeout
Posts: 285 - Karma: 10
You left out a no homo. That was your only slim chance at survival.
Apr 1 2008 9:23PM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
hahahaha

thats a good first step to comig out though id say
Apr 1 2008 11:20PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
dont drop the soap
Apr 1 2008 11:21PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
hahaha i laughed when this first came up and im laughin now great story man ive actually used it before at a party im not gunna lie
Apr 1 2008 11:31PM
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klimp
Posts: 933 - Karma: 18
your friends are clearly a bunch of bros, im assuming they were all wearing brightly colored collared shirts and listening to OAR with their collars popped before all this happened. You should make new friends. Simple rule, a lot like squares and rectangles. Not all gay people are bros......but all bros are gay.
Apr 2 2008 1:57AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
did it work the second time he tried? with his mouth?
Apr 2 2008 2:01AM
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c+ald
Posts: 830 - Karma: 46
gayest thread on NS?
Apr 2 2008 11:57AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
AND HE LIKED IT!!!!!
Apr 6 2008 10:03PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
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Apr 6 2008 10:08PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
wow, those pants are not at all flattering in the crotchal region.  Its probably the pleats.
Apr 6 2008 10:18PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Yeah he confessed in NSDojo.
And that's the truf.
Apr 7 2008 4:05PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I was there damnit did anyone save the convo!! lol but thanks evan for making it 9 pages of epicness
Apr 7 2008 4:07PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25

Lest we forget...

Bump!

Apr 13 2008 11:27AM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Dude Shawn. your rep on NS will always have this scar of gayness
Apr 13 2008 11:28AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
hhaha
Apr 19 2008 10:56PM
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DJBlum89
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
why would you even want to play that game?? or even talk about it...??
really gay!!!
Apr 21 2008 2:50AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
You know Shawn, even though this keeps getting bumped, I still love you.
Apr 21 2008 12:58PM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33
BAHAHAHAHA so your telling ns that you got half a handjob from a group of guys?
Apr 27 2008 8:21PM
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*freeskierpj*
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 13
Awwww shit you serious???
Apr 27 2008 8:23PM
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D-HAWK
Posts: 890 - Karma: 10
haha i agree
Apr 27 2008 9:36PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
so gay
Apr 27 2008 9:39PM
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