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Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:

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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
this happened a while ago, i just though about it know though. so i was in the woods drinking some beer with my buddies, theyre older for the record. and they were saying how they gave our friend dave a boner from rubbing his dick because he said he could control it, turns out he couldnt lol. anyways i was dying as theyre telling me. next thing i know im being held and like massaged hahaha. i never got a boner just a sore dick. then our black friend jon said they couldnt give him one. and he basically got a half chub but no more. hahahaha anyways this story has no point.
Jul 9 2007 6:18PM
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ryankachel
Posts: 219 - Karma: 20
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Feb 20 2008 8:59AM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
hey man don't worry about all the hate, it's cool that you go in the woods with your friends to rub each other's dicks ... faggot
Feb 20 2008 9:45AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
those kinds of bets should be kept purely theoretical.
Feb 20 2008 11:05AM
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Bardolph
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
++++ karma
Feb 20 2008 11:30AM
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D-HAWK
Posts: 890 - Karma: 10
you really wanna see that?
Feb 20 2008 11:39AM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
well look at his name ... "faggot_69"
Feb 20 2008 12:43PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Well that's a first for an NS thread...
Feb 20 2008 1:31PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
hahaha aliases
Feb 20 2008 1:53PM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
Excuse me while I clean the barf off my keyboard.
Feb 20 2008 2:02PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Word.
Feb 20 2008 2:15PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
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Feb 20 2008 2:20PM
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Leo.
Posts: 508 - Karma: 17
^^ahahahhaaa
Feb 23 2008 3:15PM
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HARDSTYLE2767
Posts: 595 - Karma: 19
i think you meant to say "butt" buddies

we all make grammatical errors though
Feb 23 2008 3:21PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
Shawn, you should probably lay off NS for a while just to avoid daily embarrassment.
Feb 23 2008 3:27PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
hahahhahahaha
Feb 23 2008 3:28PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
he's got a good point.
Feb 23 2008 3:30PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
brokeback much?
Feb 23 2008 5:12PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
HHHAHAHAHAHAHA wow wuddduuuaa fag . uhm weird like dude just no nothing to say to that other than wtf ew fag and i hope u didnt cum
Feb 23 2008 6:40PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
haha nice
Feb 23 2008 6:41PM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
its only gay if the balls touch
Feb 23 2008 6:48PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
hahaaaaa this thread's never going away now crooked
Feb 23 2008 7:05PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
rofl
Feb 28 2008 1:49AM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!
Feb 28 2008 2:25AM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
so wait snowboardmilf hacked into shawn and made this thread?
Feb 28 2008 2:39AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
hahahaha thats in the top 10 posts which have made me laugh the most on NS. nice.
Feb 28 2008 3:09AM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
First off hanging int he woods is just weird. It makes it even fucking gayer if you and your black friend are gettin "chubs" and " half chubs" by rubbing eachother. do me a favor get off your computer and tell your parents you were in the woods rubbing this older kids cock and balls to try to get him hard.
Jeeez
Feb 28 2008 11:30PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
i once saw another man sit on another mans lap on accident. and they were both embarassed. i had , had enough at that point. im still in fucking shock , this is the gayest thing ive ever seen oh my god you fag
Feb 28 2008 11:33PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
hahaha
Feb 28 2008 11:44PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
im still in shock at how gay you are dude
Feb 29 2008 12:26AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
hate to be a dick but searchbar this shit.
Mar 3 2008 9:39PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No.
Mar 3 2008 9:54PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
This should be stickied so everyone can see this amazing line.
Mar 4 2008 12:07AM
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alaskakid
Posts: 5540 - Karma: 430
someone is obviously not confident in their sexuality...
Mar 4 2008 12:10AM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
yeah man its so fucking obvious +Karma for pointing it out man. you professional
Mar 4 2008 12:32AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Oh man I'm so fucking grateful to whoever bumped this...
Mar 4 2008 1:10AM
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triebby
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Mar 4 2008 1:22AM
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jo-shmo
Posts: 142 - Karma: 39
If they arent gay, they have a pretty weird sense of humour.
Mar 4 2008 5:53AM
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ryankachel
Posts: 219 - Karma: 20
how awckword was that walk home?
Mar 4 2008 8:18AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I have what I feel are some pretty solid friends and I've never rubbed their dicks, and they've never rubbed mine, and I'm really happy that the dick-rubbing aspect of our friendship is absent.
Mar 4 2008 9:36AM
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bobross
Posts: 468 - Karma: 11
bringing it back
Mar 16 2008 5:57PM
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skibum311
Posts: 277 - Karma: 10
like every other post on this... i'm gonna ask why a bunch of dudes are drinking in the forest, touching each other? that just seems...... gay
Mar 16 2008 6:47PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
ahhahahah its back
Mar 16 2008 6:52PM
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Steezasaurus
Posts: 796 - Karma: -53
you and every one else should be shot for having a dude jack you off.... even if it was forced.....
Mar 16 2008 7:17PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
the funny thing is you don't even act like its gay you just let guys rub ur dicks wow. Thats a rewarding friendship.not
Mar 16 2008 7:26PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
the worst part of this story is telling your parents your gay
Mar 16 2008 9:01PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
once you touch another mans dick or have yours touched by and a man then you instantly get you "im gay" card
Mar 16 2008 9:09PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
gay bump!
Mar 17 2008 4:06PM
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D-HAWK
Posts: 890 - Karma: 10
did this ever happen again or was it a one time thing?
Mar 17 2008 4:14PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21

leave the poor kid alone already,jeeez.

Mar 17 2008 4:58PM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
gay
Mar 17 2008 6:48PM
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