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Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:
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this happened a while ago, i just though about it know though. so i was in the woods drinking some beer with my buddies, theyre older for the record. and they were saying how they gave our friend dave a boner from rubbing his dick because he said he could control it, turns out he couldnt lol. anyways i was dying as theyre telling me. next thing i know im being held and like massaged hahaha. i never got a boner just a sore dick. then our black friend jon said they couldnt give him one. and he basically got a half chub but no more. hahahaha anyways this story has no point.
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wow.. drinking in the WOODS with OLDER FRIENDS who RUB your DICK, watch your ass man thats gay, gay gay, gay, GAY
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They got the hint when he started snow-blading.
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no wonder you have a crooked boner!
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I thought it would somehow turn into a joke...it didn't.
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this reminds me of the south park episode where cartman puts someones penis in his mouth and takes the picture of it and calls the other kid gay, and then tries to get his penis in the other kids mouth when stan and kyle tell him that he did the gay thing
oh yeah, your gay
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NSG is the place to call kids gay
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ur just mad you cant get a boner.
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wow gay
another guy tried to give u a boner
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The worst part of getting your dick rubbed by men is telling your parents your gay.
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why would you ever post this?? cereally.
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i am in gay shock right now.
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I would call alias, but I have witnessed some of his other posts....
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honestly...that is a really fucked up story
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ZOMG@#$@# DELTEZOR THIS THREAD
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make sure u dont rub one of in there because that would make u gay
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that is nothing compared to what goes on in my schools football team locker room. I dont play but ive heard tons of stories. So this one nasty guy took a shit before he showered and then cleans his ass off in the shower while others are in there and shit and brown water starts flowing down to the drain.
This other time some mom brought in sandwiches and this crazy fuck takes one but first pisses on it then wipes his ass with it then ests it.
Then these other two kids grab each others dicks and pull each other around the locker and i guess it happens almost everyday.
And for the finale, my buddy walks into the lockeroom and goes to the shower and see's 4 players in there. two of them are holdind this kid up spreding his legs and the 4th is taking a picture.
In conclusion, evry one on the football team is a sick gay fuck.
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i have a story.
I went to the park with my 5 year old cousin evan, and he was playing in the sand when all of a sudden i looked over and i saw two muscular blonde men making out on a park bench. it was the gayest thing ive ever seen.
until i read this thread
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hahahaha how was explaining to your cousin what the men were doing?
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he just looked over at them, looked at me, and shrugged. then he dug a hole with a sick tonka truck
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your as straight as a circle
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ever see th south park where cartman put butters' dick in his mouth? .........long story short, you are gay
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thats like the kid on our cc team that got a boner in the shower.
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So.....let me get this straight, you and a bunch of guy friends went into the woods to stroke each others dicks? I don't care fi you got a boner or not. that is gay. The only way you could make that all possibly legit is if you did that in public while yelling IAM NOT GAY LOOK! then eveyrone would call you gay anyways cuz your getting another dude to stroke your cock.
On another more upbeat note, i was at wreck beach today (nude beach at ubc) i saw 4 lesbians making out like made. 2 where dirty and bunch, but the second 2 where so hot i dind't knowwhat to do, it was soo hard not to stare.
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its like im unable to express how fucking gay u are
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awessssome
ive only seen one hot lesbian couple in real life. all of them are usually dykecore
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dude he doesn't snowboard leave him alone
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do your parents know your troubled? ^
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Does this happen on the soils of Pennsylvania? Shame!
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thats the queeriest shit i've ever heard
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who knows what retrocopulation means
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ahahahahaha im cracking up so khard, this shit it so rediculous, i dont' even know what to say!
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Damn dude, whats next you gonna suck their cocks and let them facial you?
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dude, it's not gay if he closes his eyes. Duhh
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^ yeha and if he swallows then there is no eviddence, therefore it never happened. Making him totally not gay.
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three pages of pure awesomness.
the new boning while dancing thread
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sounds like a prime example of a bro rape.
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Yeah I'm thinking the same thing.. are you posting this because you're deeply troubled from this uhh expirence you had?
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