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Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:

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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
this happened a while ago, i just though about it know though. so i was in the woods drinking some beer with my buddies, theyre older for the record. and they were saying how they gave our friend dave a boner from rubbing his dick because he said he could control it, turns out he couldnt lol. anyways i was dying as theyre telling me. next thing i know im being held and like massaged hahaha. i never got a boner just a sore dick. then our black friend jon said they couldnt give him one. and he basically got a half chub but no more. hahahaha anyways this story has no point.
Jul 9 2007 6:18PM
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Phog.
Posts: 516 - Karma: 184
this is possibly the gayest thing i have ever read
Feb 23 2010 5:12PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457

why did you bump this thread???

yess this man is a fagg

Feb 23 2010 5:29PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
This IS the gayest thing i have ever read

Feb 23 2010 5:29PM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
the gaydar is goin insane
Feb 23 2010 6:19PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
haha im sorry but that was the worst attempt at a save ive ever seen
Feb 23 2010 7:10PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
lol such an epic bump. I love this website.
Feb 23 2010 7:31PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
Gay people are faggots.
Feb 23 2010 7:34PM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2562 - Karma: 4,135
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Feb 23 2010 7:37PM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2562 - Karma: 4,135
darn again haha
Feb 23 2010 7:38PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
lol wut
Feb 23 2010 7:41PM
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butteredjohnson
Posts: 558 - Karma: 113
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Feb 23 2010 7:51PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
That is gay.
Feb 23 2010 7:54PM
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T-Nutcracker
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 434
hahahahaha thats the gayest thing ever
Feb 23 2010 8:07PM
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Tw33k3d
Posts: 158 - Karma: 27
BOOM AND IT'S BACK
Feb 26 2010 1:54AM
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OnuJaarek
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
ur a weird fuckin kid
Mar 1 2010 3:16PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
those guys are certainly gay,
you are probably not gay but should ask your gay friends to stop rubbing your wang cause thats pretty gay.
Mar 1 2010 5:19PM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
ah man this thread is soooo epically gay.
Mar 1 2010 5:53PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
CONSIDER IT BUMPED.

this thread will never die
Apr 6 2010 5:34PM
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Gary_Busey
Posts: 281 - Karma: 13
haha the same thing happened to me the other day. crazy shit.





just kidding, you gay.
Apr 6 2010 5:46PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,840
bump.
Apr 24 2010 1:09AM
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p.jones
Posts: 614 - Karma: 16
i luv dis thread

almost as much as the OP loves DICK
Apr 24 2010 2:00AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
oh i remember this thread, i wish i could forget it though...
Apr 24 2010 4:31AM
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stevey_p
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
hey, cool story hey
Apr 24 2010 6:22AM
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GGitzen
Posts: 475 - Karma: 17
this thread will never seem to go away!!1
Apr 24 2010 7:31AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
probably not, i mean if his parents used "your" where "you're" should be then they're obviously to stupid to realize his attraction to men.
Apr 24 2010 3:54PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23

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Apr 24 2010 3:59PM
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Mr_Orange
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 154
no matter what you say your all fucking homos that is not normal
Apr 24 2010 6:13PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
I wonder how much CrookedBoner (you will always be CrookedBoner to me) cringes whenever this thread is bumped.
Apr 24 2010 6:23PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
bump

*CRINGE*
May 18 2010 9:32PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
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May 18 2010 9:35PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51645 - Karma: 162,278
hahahaha nice bump
May 18 2010 9:40PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
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May 18 2010 9:42PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
... Wut
May 18 2010 9:45PM
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k-dizzle
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
this
May 18 2010 9:54PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
He will always be CrookedBoner to me too.
May 18 2010 9:59PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
okay.

what the fuck?
May 18 2010 10:13PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
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Jun 6 2010 1:14PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
haha havent seen this one around in a while
Jun 6 2010 3:24PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
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Jun 6 2010 3:37PM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
i dont give a shit what my friends said, i would never let anyone but myself or a hot girl touch my dick 
那是很快乐的
that means "that is so gay" in chinese lol
Jun 6 2010 4:42PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
leave these forums. that was so gay
Jun 6 2010 4:58PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
this
Jun 6 2010 5:01PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
Who are you friend?
Jun 6 2010 5:03PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
uhh whatt
Jun 6 2010 5:04PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
the homophobia in this thread is through the roof
Jun 6 2010 5:11PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
i made your karma match your post count.
Jun 6 2010 5:17PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
oh yea i almost forgot, youre still gay
Jun 6 2010 5:17PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
the reason why you posted this is beyond me.....
Jun 6 2010 5:27PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
i wondered when this thread would be bumped ever since that "greatest threads" thread was made
Jun 6 2010 6:25PM
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murs
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 109
real straight yo

just whyyy
Jun 14 2010 3:36AM
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