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Dont run into me

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garrett.
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yeah so during baseball today one of my fellow teammates ran into me and he ended up with a compound fracture(bones broke in half and sticking out of the skin) to the shin.. and i didnt get hurt....... at all
Jul 8 2007 10:24PM
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Nicholas.
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congrats hulkomania.
Jul 8 2007 10:24PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
.....soooo.....your fat?
Jul 8 2007 10:25PM
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Mat.
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haha way to go.
Jul 8 2007 10:27PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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chunky asshole
Jul 8 2007 10:32PM
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skijunkiedtm
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evans mom?
Jul 8 2007 10:32PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
^bahaha

good job. lets hope you didn't fuck your ski season over
Jul 8 2007 10:34PM
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garrett.
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i just said that i didnt get hurt at all
Jul 8 2007 10:35PM
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troutbum
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Jul 8 2007 10:35PM
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PilleDaKid
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If that happened to me I probally would have looked at his boo boo and puked all up in it because im extremelly squemish.
Jul 8 2007 10:36PM
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killabees
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that wasnt very nice... you guyz okay?
Jul 8 2007 10:37PM
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garrett.
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im not fat.. and plus, if i was that would have cussioned the impact leaving him with no injury
Jul 8 2007 10:38PM
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emopoppins
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but you did just say the bone was sticking out of the skin
Jul 8 2007 10:38PM
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troutbum
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no, that just means he'd be stuck in your big ol' fatty boom batty gut.
Jul 8 2007 10:38PM
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garrett.
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his bone... not mine
Jul 8 2007 10:39PM
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troutbum
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damn kid, take a reading comprehension class.
Jul 8 2007 10:40PM
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Ryanvdonk
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or he could have suffocated under one of your rolls.
Jul 8 2007 10:50PM
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garrett.
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he would have had a nice snack first before he died though!
Jul 8 2007 11:01PM
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michelle
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doesnt matter if he's fat or not

same shit happened to me when i was about 14. i was playing goalie in soccer and this bitch got a break away and thought she was guna score so i ran out and snatched the ball from her feet and she slammed into me and broke her knee. i fell onto my back laughing without a scratch
Jul 8 2007 11:03PM
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comeatmebro
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fatass
Jul 8 2007 11:05PM
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michelle
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you have a crooked dick
Jul 8 2007 11:10PM
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comeatmebro
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not dick boner, get your facts straight butterball.
Jul 8 2007 11:11PM
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michelle
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hard dick (erection) = boner
Jul 8 2007 11:13PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
your mind is fluttered go eat something, then we will argue.
Jul 8 2007 11:15PM
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michelle
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you're an idiot
Jul 8 2007 11:18PM
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keystoner1
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you my friend are a moron
Jul 8 2007 11:19PM
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Jwenz
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wow..who runs into someone...today at work this girl was telling me how this lady said excuss me and plowed into her
Jul 8 2007 11:20PM
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Grimace.
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michelles a sick fool
Jul 8 2007 11:20PM
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comeatmebro
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i said go eat bitch!
also make me a sandwich while your baking!!!
Jul 8 2007 11:20PM
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chickenwang
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u are a retard arnt y' ?
Jul 8 2007 11:21PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
i'm not going to stop posting. go make your own sandwich, douchebag
Jul 8 2007 11:24PM
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troutbum
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ohhh shit! Rebuttal?
Jul 8 2007 11:25PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
quit stealing icons. quit being a pudgeball. i dont know how to make a sandwich, women do it for me. that is where you come in. clean my room and make me brownies bia!!
Jul 8 2007 11:25PM
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troutbum
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Jul 8 2007 11:26PM
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Wilson__00
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i did that to sum one at rugby once was nasty his arm was all flopy were the bone had broken he just got up and went damn i got to go to hospital
Jul 8 2007 11:26PM
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michelle
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i didnt steal this icon

quit being a cocky little bitch now that you have a mildly funny name that you didnt come up with. i dont even know who the fuck you were before maximumsushi changed it
Jul 8 2007 11:26PM
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Nicholas.
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someone is a little sensetive...
Jul 8 2007 11:27PM
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marsland
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must be that time of the month
Jul 8 2007 11:29PM
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comeatmebro
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woah there. ma'am if you dont calm down right now im going to have to steal your cat.
Jul 8 2007 11:29PM
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keystoner1
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yea but he won the snowmobile which is just gonna make some more hate happen

Jul 8 2007 11:32PM
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prosnurfer
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Jul 8 2007 11:53PM
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ButteredToast.
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So youre fat and you ran over a skinny dude.


asshole
Jul 8 2007 11:57PM
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garrett.
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no... im skinny, i did no running over..

another skinny kid ran INTO ME.. iw as not moving..

god damn NS is full of fuckin retards
Jul 9 2007 12:00AM
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comeatmebro
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 9 2007 12:02AM
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mothaeast
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own3d image worthy!
Jul 9 2007 12:03AM
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sdfjklioeur
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lollercoaster
Jul 9 2007 12:14AM
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Piste.Off
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i know what you mean i play catcher a kid tried to mow me over and he ended up with a broken jaw and i had nothing
Jul 9 2007 12:43AM
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garrett.
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this was taking pop flys before the game
Jul 9 2007 1:11AM
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zzyzx
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no if he was fat the other guy would have just bounced off. he must be like really bony
Jul 9 2007 1:15AM
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Tinga
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shut up. usually its just one sexist comment then after that you sound like trailer trash
Jul 9 2007 1:23AM
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ZavierV
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evan's adopted gay fat mom?

if that made sense...actually fuck it
Jul 9 2007 1:28AM
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