Replying to F.U.Q.

So i was driving home at 3am one night all nice and toasty when all of a sudden my ears perked up, i got that certain twinkle in my very red eyes, and a blacklight popped up over my head: We need a thread devoted to fucked up quotes (F.U.Q.). So go get wasted, and when someone says something extraordinarily hilarious, come back and post it here. Ill start 'er off with one of my personal favorites.
I walked over to my buddies house late at night to meet some friends who had just smoked a big fat la la and it was rediculously foggy. So they come out to meet me, stop abruptly at the sight of the fog, and my boy travis looks at me then to my friend mark and says "Holy shit dude, we hotboxed the world" . Hilarity ensued. enjoy.