Replying to BEER vs. LIQUOR round 1.

Beer:
PROS
-tastes delicous
- can be shot gunned
- is kinda like food
-goes good with food
- comes in many shapes, sizes and flavors
- is relaxing
- sometimes a really drunk horny girl will put the bottle in a very naughty place, which you are originally excited to see, but quickly become grossed out by. 
- can be drank casually
- can drink a lot fo in one sitting
- home brew

CONS
- costs more to get drunk
- can't really get wild drunk
- makes you piss
- gives you dirty ass beer shits
- weighs a lot to lug around
- cops can find it on you easy

LIQOUR
PROS
- gets you druker quicker
- costs less for drunnk amount recieved
- makes people go into wild differnt moods
- easy to conceal
- tastes relatively the same at any temp
- price ranges with differnt neat bottles and so many kinds of booze
- is really fun to call ripple
- no beer shit

CONS
- when you do eventually shit, and if you have had a lot of hard bar the night before, your shit may very well smell of vodka, jagger or whatever you drank, this may induce vomitting.
- generally is hard to get down
- you look like a bum when you drink it out of the bottle in an alley
- harder to judge you drunkness if you drink fast, then you end up going overkill
-produces a higher chance of vomit
- easy to smell on breath

Thats pretty much all i can think of. I am bored, and hung over so i wanted to make a list. tell me more if you know some!