So today on my way to work i had to pass by construction. They are still in the early part of it so they are fixing the frost heave bumps, (thoes cracks that run across the road like every 30 feet or so). To do it they cut a hole in the road thats about 3 feet wide and probably 2 feet deep then re fill it with tar so it fixes the bump when they re-pave over it. They make about 70 of them in a 1/4 mile area one side of the road at a time so that traffic can still pass. Onto my story.... The flag guy stopped the car right infront of me so i was sitting second in a line of about 30 cars waiting to go. When the last car from the other side finaly passes he spins the stop sign to slow and we start going. The woman driving the car infront of me pulls out into the left lane like you are supposed to but before we even make it to the first frost heave hole she ignores the signs saying keep left, the cones that are clearly blocking the right lane and the construction crew that has machines running all down the right side of the road. At first i almost followed the woman just because usually you just follow the person infont of you and your good. Then i realized she was in for a big surprise. Not 2 seconds later I heard a loud bang as the front of her car dissapeared, she ran straight into one of the 2 foot deep holes that the construction crew had just cut. Smoke was comming from under the hood, both air bags went off and the ciggaret she was smoking along with her nose was all smashed up. Being a good person i wanted to see if i could help at all, i pulled off onto the left shoulder and walked to the car before anyone else was there. The lady was a good 250 pounds with the bloody nose she was creepy as hell looking. Once a few of us helped her out of her car she started screaming at the construction crew about how poorly they marked the road, mean time i went from trying to help to finding the whole thing funny as hell, half the crew couldnt help the stupid fat ass because they were laughing to hard, i had to leave after that becaue i woud have been late for work but I figured I might as well share a not so short story with ns.
Probably tons of grammer and spelling mistakes, oh well