Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post.
Register to become a member today!
Bailey**1080 i'm calling you out
Posts: 3996
-
Karma: 269
alright you british mother fucker, seeing as your a badass extreme pro skiier and all rippin up the dry slope of snow depraved britian.. set the record straight for all the poor NS'ers in North America who have to ride on that shitty real stuff.
does it hurt to fall on dryslope? i mean you probably never have fallen considering you did backflip in 4 months time (wowzers) so just asking does it hurt or not?
Posts: 8227
-
Karma: 1,032
NOT IF I EAT YOU FIRST!!!!!!
Posts: 8761
-
Karma: 139
i haven't heard of him in a few days...maybe he left
Posts: 3996
-
Karma: 269
OH NO!
yea but seriously does anyone know?
Posts: 3348
-
Karma: 22
aparently its like falling on hardack covered in carpet
Posts: 2889
-
Karma: 13
its not that bad, theres padding under the carpet stuff and unless you've got any bare skin showing your usually fine, its nothing like real snow though, id rather ski on one of our indoor ski slopes than snowflex.
Posts: 2889
-
Karma: 13
snd bailey**1080 is a complete idiot,
Posts: 1526
-
Karma: 218
this homie's giving the B$$$ a bad name!
Posts: 575
-
Karma: 10
Snowflex is okay because of the padding, you also slide on it easily. The old dendex stuff is nasty though, you break your fingers as they get caught in the gaps.
Posts: 100
-
Karma: 16
Alright Mr Scruff? You know the craick with the Dendex, I dislocated two fingers in thaqt shit. It like a load of yard brushes all turned upside down with big diamond holes in it.
Posts: 2889
-
Karma: 13
i've seen people break fingers in it, but i think its slightly better to just ski on, snowflex is way better for kickers though
Posts: 2118
-
Karma: 289
i think you hurt his feelings hes probably bawling his teeth out
Posts: 11052
-
Karma: 113
his teeth have probably rotted already... nothing there but black stumps
Posts: 1560
-
Karma: 12
Posts: 3795
-
Karma: 273
yea ya really didnt call em out, ya pretty much just asked a question
Posts: 2587
-
Karma: 2,463
Posts: 5859
-
Karma: 44
Posts: 6651
-
Karma: 1,286
shutup emopops... even though i dont know you i think your a deuche bag
Posts: 5639
-
Karma: 40
him and skiporn1080 = major douches
Posts: 405
-
Karma: 12
dont want to sound like a noob but what the fuck is dry slope. i got i general idea from the name but still
Posts: 8761
-
Karma: 139
google man. its a wonderful thing
Posts: 2118
-
Karma: 289
Posts: 405
-
Karma: 12
haha yeah alright dude
ya know i thought most skiing is done in snow, maybe im wrong...
Posts: 3996
-
Karma: 269
haha holy shit i hadn't checked this thread in like a day
just a joke
sorry newschoolers doesn't understand the rediculousness of calling someone out.
and dont be a nig philipc, i'm pretty sure we've skiied at SR before
Posts: 5214
-
Karma: 47
since most people are assholes here i will answer your question
dryslope is a carpet like substitute for snow usually used in indoor parks in snowless places like the uk. i have never skied on it but from what i heard it is quite weird and hard to turn at all so only really useful for rails and very small jumps.
oh and to everyone else remember that there was a time in your life where you didnt know what dryslope is and before you know anything someone has to teach you. what if everyone called you a newbie when you first asked what it was?
Posts: 3996
-
Karma: 269
gahhh tahank u so much. hlpng n00bzors everywur
Posts: 2118
-
Karma: 289
there is also grass skiing.. i believe a lot of japanese people and slalom skiers do it
Posts: 3996
-
Karma: 269
i thought a lot of slavic countries did it
i read an article in SKI about it. bad choice. that magazine sucks ballz
Posts: 2118
-
Karma: 289
werd.. ya i guess slavs do it to.. dono much about it. except i dono why its called grass skiing cause they are actually just like.. grass specific rollerblades
Posts: 1560
-
Karma: 12
he was being helpful, people appreciate his posts. because he is a nice guy. people dont appreciate your posts though, hmmmm can you guess why?il tell you mate, its because your a useless cunt:) have a nice day
Posts: 5214
-
Karma: 47
i dunno if hes talking about me or you
Posts: 1560
-
Karma: 12
your the nice guy, hes the idiot. just to clarify haha
Posts: 3996
-
Karma: 269
dude you and baybay give british people a bad name
Posts: 10182
-
Karma: 66
1. You didn't call him out.
2. You give NS a bad name, so do us all a favour you emotional kid and leave.
Posts: 1560
-
Karma: 12
if my presense on this forum disuades you from ever entering the uk, god bless newschoolers
Posts: 405
-
Karma: 12
All times are Eastern (-5)