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Slandis explains laughing during sex

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garrett.
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skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
today is a great day
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
do u know why?
The Slandis says:
whys
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
cuz i get laid!
The Slandis says:
lies
The Slandis says:
LIEEESS
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
ok well the chick just called and siaid she cant come over today but she will tonight
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
and she was here earlier
The Slandis says:
is she hot
The Slandis says:
show me
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
i dont have a picture
The Slandis says:
pssssh
The Slandis says:
LIES
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
i dont
The Slandis says:
bring be back evidence
The Slandis says:
bring be back her nipple as proof
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
hahahahahah
The Slandis says:
wow
The Slandis says:
no wonder why I never get any
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
haha
The Slandis says:
well
The Slandis says:
watch out
The Slandis says:
she could have an std
The Slandis says:
like
The Slandis says:
cooties
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
virgin
The Slandis says:
or somethin
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
hahahaha
The Slandis says:
uh oh
The Slandis says:
watch out for bl00d
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
yeah i know
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
and severe attachment
The Slandis says:
aha
The Slandis says:
not always true
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
ah
The Slandis says:
Im not severely attached to erica
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
it only works with girls who lose there v to u
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
i think
The Slandis says:
aaaaaah
The Slandis says:
or girly men
The Slandis says:
weird
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
yeahh
The Slandis says:
well
The Slandis says:
$5 says shes going to laugh when you kiss
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
haha wheres my 5 bucks
The Slandis says:
of course we can never truley determine this
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
cuz we already made out before she lef
The Slandis says:
for the only witnesses will be biased
The Slandis says:
UNLESS
The Slandis says:
I watch
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
and she didnt laupj
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
haha
The Slandis says:
no no
The Slandis says:
the thing is
The Slandis says:
actually im doing you a favor by telling you this
The Slandis says:
when you're fucking
The Slandis says:
and you're not fully concentrated on the kissing
The Slandis says:
and your bodies are movin up and down
The Slandis says:
your kisses can get mis-aligned
The Slandis says:
and it can make this big fart noise
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
hahahahahhahaha
The Slandis says:
at which point you will laugh
The Slandis says:
happened to me
The Slandis says:
we both laughed
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
hahahahhahahahahahhahaha
The Slandis says:
yep
The Slandis says:
simple physics
The Slandis says:
spread the word my son
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
i am sooooo saving this convo
The Slandis says:
uh oh
skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:
haha
The Slandis says:
dont put it on NS
Jul 5 2007 6:58PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
what kind of monster are you? posting it after he said not to. nonetheless very entertaining
Jul 5 2007 7:00PM
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EnemySki
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Hahahahhaa
Jul 5 2007 7:03PM
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chapz
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where did the other thread go? and you cut out the part where he says its fine to put it on ns :S
Jul 5 2007 7:08PM
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[~_~]
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This is the kind of publicity that makes people question my sanity.
Jul 5 2007 7:16PM
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vermontsteez
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hhaahaaa its simple physics
Jul 5 2007 7:17PM
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[~_~]
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yeah dude thats what Im saying. I mean I dont know too much about vacuum force but I mean think about it!
Jul 5 2007 8:11PM
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i_h_q
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i don't get it
Jul 5 2007 9:42PM
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DrX
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Poor Garrett and his internet hook-ups.

He's always so disappointed when they show up and turn out to be some hairy old dude in a dress.

Trudge on dude.
Jul 5 2007 9:46PM
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STAUSS
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hahhahaha
"dont put this on NS"
thats quality.
Jul 5 2007 10:11PM
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EH_DUBS
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haha yeah
Jul 5 2007 10:20PM
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bangarangmules
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hahaha good stuff.
Jul 5 2007 10:22PM
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*V-Love*
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hahahhahahha nice
Jul 5 2007 10:24PM
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[~_~]
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wait...why did you put this on NS again?
Jul 6 2007 1:07AM
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doublexl
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wow im soo fuckin glad i read that whole thing.
Jul 6 2007 1:15AM
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BFFset.
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i love reading the last thing landis says
Jul 6 2007 1:21AM
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potato_man
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well. i guess he knew how much he would get made fun of.
Jul 6 2007 1:23AM
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DrX
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
Garrett's best post ever?

...and Landis is awesome. I call dibs on the other nipple.
Jul 6 2007 2:46AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME. We both laughed heartily. Good times.
Jul 6 2007 2:51AM
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[~_~]
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oh SNAP I thought I was alone on this one
Jul 6 2007 2:51AM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227
o boy thats funny
Jul 6 2007 2:52AM
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[~_~]
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UPDATE:

Garrett pussed out.
Jul 9 2007 5:24PM
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UNREAL
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O dayummm
Jul 9 2007 5:39PM
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honeydip
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L O L
Jul 9 2007 5:44PM
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soulskier
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so, hes a NSer, now we just need to find out which one
Jul 9 2007 6:59PM
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soulskier
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unless of course, he goes by slandis
Jul 9 2007 7:01PM
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toominator
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hahaha that was worth reading
Jul 9 2007 7:02PM
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honeydip
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...... tanakaskier maybe
Jul 9 2007 7:07PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
bahahaha, "dont put this on ns"
Jul 9 2007 7:16PM
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skierdudeguy
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uhh...
Jul 9 2007 7:16PM
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KG_
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hahahaahaahah
Jul 9 2007 7:18PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
more like shes camping... butt fuck
Jul 9 2007 7:42PM
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[~_~]
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yeah probably with some other dude because you BLEW IT
Jul 9 2007 8:04PM
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Gavajabra2
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Haha
Jul 9 2007 8:06PM
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Jwenz
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cause you told him not to!
Jul 9 2007 8:09PM
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iluvBread
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hahah wow
Jul 9 2007 8:16PM
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t-roy
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Don't put it on NS --- famous last words right there
Jul 9 2007 10:11PM
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SIX
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this thread is gold
Jul 9 2007 10:16PM
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thefilmerguy
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im calling this will go down in history like the "FAUNT GOT BIGGER" thread
Jul 9 2007 10:19PM
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EL_FINRE
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oh thats to bad
Jul 9 2007 10:21PM
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Alex_thedroog
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Classic...
Jul 10 2007 12:41AM
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Swan_Solo
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that farting noise shit, happens
and it is quite funny
Jul 10 2007 1:37AM
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keystoner1
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hahahahahaha
Jul 10 2007 1:45AM
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Durtschi
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i dont want to hear about landis having sex with my sister, please take this damn post off
Jul 12 2007 3:13AM
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grams.
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hahahahahahahaha
Jul 12 2007 11:03AM
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[~_~]
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yes, take it down
Jul 13 2007 10:38PM
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ktollefson_1080
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2nd that^
Jul 13 2007 10:48PM
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grams.
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bump!
Jul 13 2007 11:24PM
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