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toaster_steeze
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
wanted to make a thread where u could ask the most random and pointless questions that actually bother you.. ill start it off.


if poohbear was smart enough to put his honey in jars.. then why didnt he use a spoon?
Jul 4 2007 9:46PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
because he likes men.

why do my retainers always smell like semen?
Jul 4 2007 9:49PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
you're roommate jizzes in them while you're sleeping


why don't we get any snow in ont
Jul 4 2007 9:52PM
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gnustreetfool
Posts: 2595 - Karma: 51
well sorry about that



what is diffrent between a burp and a fart? i mean they are both gas right?
Jul 4 2007 9:52PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Because those who have semen in their mouths care about their teeth.


Why can my paper shredder shred only one credit card?
Jul 4 2007 9:53PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
one comes from the mouth, the other from the anus


what happenned to the asterixes next to peoples names?
Jul 4 2007 9:53PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
why does no one ever answer my question about the *'s
Jul 4 2007 9:57PM
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gnustreetfool
Posts: 2595 - Karma: 51
here is your problem
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just kidding
Jul 4 2007 9:59PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
hey its me!
Jul 4 2007 10:01PM
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toaster_steeze
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
mine is always like that to not kiddin. and i dont have a roommate so i dunno the answer to that.. but that is one of the better questions i have heard.


how come no matter wat color bubble bath people use the bubbles are always white?
Jul 4 2007 10:21PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
its because your spit smells like nasty you know? lick your arm and smell it, its nasty.

its because of the complex algarithem in the bubble ingredients

why dont coke and pepsi have a ufc fight?
Jul 4 2007 10:24PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
that would be cool.

who would rep each company?
Jul 4 2007 10:33PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
how does ns make money
Jul 4 2007 10:34PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
by selling drugs like opium to asians

why am i not eating awesome homemade ice cream?
Jul 5 2007 12:58AM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
cause u like pokemon

am i really that much of a post whore?
Jul 5 2007 1:01AM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
no

y is the official steeze cult opevrflowing with steez?
Jul 5 2007 1:08AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
because ur in it

why am i such a fucking postwhore?
Jul 5 2007 1:41AM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
why does this ghey thread exist?
Jul 5 2007 2:12AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
dude my friends does or well it did like when he had one, hes known for having homosexual tendancies also...haha.
Jul 5 2007 2:13AM
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toaster_steeze
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
its just the pleasure of having a retainer. and uh if my any of my friends have homosexual tendancies they usually aint my freind for to much longer ha. just a lil on the weird side. but then again that could be good.
Jul 5 2007 2:37PM
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