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Why do the weirdest things happen to me.
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Alright, so I work at and am the manager of an animal shelter that is close to my house. It was closing time and I was ready to lock up and this woman walks in. I'd say pretty face, decent body, until I realized she had a belly shirt on and a gut.
She comes in and is nuts. Im on the phone and she punches me and says "come on I came all the way down here for you to not be on the phone." So Im like ugh alright (it was a buisness call.) So I get off and she wants to see the dogs we have for adoption. I take her back to the kennel and show her the jack russel and she loves it. So she then starts hanging up pictures of her "famous rich paralyzed boyfriend" all over the dogs cage and throws in a sweathshirt. Weird, but just the beginning.
Like I said she is a raving lunatic. She kept saying she was a prose poet or something like that and started rattling off poetry she made and kept saying "Im an artist." Then she starts to hit on me sort of... then out of no where, like it was someone just asking for a glass of water she looks at me and says "So, you wanna fuck?" I kindly declined and laughed it off a little.
She continues to look at shit. We get back to the office where I have her fill out paper work for the dogs and she starts running around the place taking all the free pamphlets we have. I get her out and tell her I gotta lock up. So I walk out the door and she asks for a ride. Im nice so I said sure. So we're driving and she tells me she has an arrest record and is wanted for 70,000 counts of telling the truth. So then I get to her house and I say "ok bye." She sas nope, you're coming inside and we're drinking, waht do you like. I tell her I don't drink but she wont get out of the car until I go inside. Fine, Im a decently built guy, I could beat off an attacker. So I go inside and the place is a fucking WRECK. Coffee mugs that are weeks old, whiskey bottles all around.
She then continues to hit on me telling me Im sexy and that Im probably a big boy. So I opt out again and say alright i gotta get home. She then yells, wait wait, drive me to the liquor store. Its on the wya home so I drop her off. On the way we pass a cop and she puts on her sunglasses and hides. Im like what the fuck! So I get to the liquor store, she gives me a kiss on the cheek and gets out. Fucking trippiest shit EVER.
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ahahaha thats soo sketchy.
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and i'd say if she every tries to like come back and see you. i'd say report her. but thats just me
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You gave that bitch a ride?
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You gave that bitch a dog?
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no, I told her "I have to run it by the director" whcih means, fuck no you aren't getting a dog.
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whoah shes a total wackjob
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Sounds like she was having an episode of mental health.
Schizophrenia or psychosis,
but i'm not a doctor...
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wtf are you think letting her in your care, alone going IN HER HOUSE?
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shes so messed up i bet she has up left and right syndrome
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probably high on some kind of drug.
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i just completed this conversation
Sheldon says:
the coolest thing happened last night
Curt says:
lets hear it
Sheldon says:
when i got home i put my ipod on and i was listenin to it in bed, and i could have sworn that i turned it off right
Sheldon says:
well i wake up in the morning, and im still listening to it in one ear and it's played 80 songs
Sheldon says:
and when i scroll back on all the songs
Sheldon says:
I remember listening to every fucking one
Curt says:
thats weird sheldon
Sheldon says:
i know it was awesome
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hahah that was really random
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dude, I don't care how nice of a guy you are, but there are limits man. I would have stopped being nice when said said "wanna fuck"
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holy crap. i cant believe you gave her ANOTHER ride to the liquor store!!!!
what a weirdo. thanks for not cheating on me also.
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lock her in the cage with the dogs
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what else is something wierd that happened to you. cause the thread statses that more than one wierd that has happened?
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thats weird enuff. something like that happened to a friend of mine at a coffee shop.
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read his other threads, you havent been on NS for a long time obviously, i've seen some funny shit from him and sean
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wow i don't think i would of gone into her house thats sketch
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hahahaha i cant believe she said that. And ya thats when you stop being nice but that is also really funny.
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honestly, that sounds like shes on meth. the house is a mess, the freaking out, the hiding from the cops. I'd bring it up with the police, or at least your boss. also, why would you let her in your car? I'd find some way to get her outside and distract her, lock the door, hop in my car and speed away. anyway, keep us updated, sound interesting.
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yeah basically i would have done that except I would have fucked her.
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dude I'm all for being nice to people but i wouldn't have given her a ride simply because I could've predicted weird shit like that.
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wow that was risky giving her a ride home, but an enjoyable story
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you shoulda got that pussy. i no i woulda
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i woulda been like....uhhh sure.
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haha i would of hit it doggy style......
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thats so strange, deff. report her to the poo po
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god damn chris, that's insane. another crazy ass thing happening to you
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haha scary should have just been like
BITCH GET OFF OF ME *slap*
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i would at least have gotten my pole polished
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Haha, that's crazy. Good call not taking her up on that offer, she sounds fucking crazy, wouldn't be surprised if she tried to pin you for rape or something.
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so sketchy slap that girl enxt time
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she was probaly on a drinking binge, all the signs are right there
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you should of locked her up in the dog cage..........and then fuck her
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k i bet she wouldhave bitten it off
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woah! I thought weird thing happened to me... but that beats almost all of mine. This is like the sketchiest thing ever hahahaha!
^and he did not give her the dog
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and risk getting aids? oh wait you already have them
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thats so crazy. i would have been snappin pics left and right of her and her house. i record shit all the time on my phone. that would have been amazing if you would have gotten a pic of all the shenanigans
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it's hilarious how many people seem to want to fuck her.
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I can't tell if you're a pushover, or just very very patient.
and I don't mean that to be offensive
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beats anything that ever happened to me
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i was first, and hey pete fuck you i have herpes not aids. YOU have aids.
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