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Cow song my friend and I wrote!

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canadianhotchik
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Ok, my friend Elizabeth and I wrote this when we were camping together and we were in a tent at like 3 am and there were BIG cows with horns right outside...rather frightening...anyways:

Go to sleep my little cow, go to sleep,
Or else you won't taste as good to eat,
And then noone will buy my meat,
And what good is a cowgirl with no meat, with no meat? Yes, what good is a cowgirl with no meat?

Early morning, when you wake,
One swift blow is all it will take,
And blood will come dripping down the axe,
And you'll be packaged and shipped to Halifax.

So go to sleep my little cow, go to sleep,
Yes, go to sleep my little cow.





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'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay
Aug 6 2003 4:26AM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
What do you think? Personally I think I have a career as a songwriter. Oh, yeah we also made up a tune on the guitar to go along with it...fun stuff





~*~*Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~

'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay
Aug 6 2003 4:28AM
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UpDawg
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hmmmmm....interesting
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Aug 6 2003 4:28AM
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CTripper
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personally i think your sarcasm is dumb. that wasn't entertaining at all. no really that's horrible.
-chris
Aug 6 2003 4:29AM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
Fine then..see if you can come up with something better at 3 am





~*~*Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~

'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay
Aug 6 2003 4:29AM
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*Neil
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killing that cow would be the best possible thing that could happen to it, after listing to you and sum chick make stupid songs all night, when u could of been fucking.. dip shit
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Aug 6 2003 4:30AM
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SaraJ
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dude...they're both girls neil. I think the song's pretty funny.

Cows will rule the world some day...they're the greater species. Honestly.

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Aug 6 2003 4:37AM
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CTripper
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maybe they should first learn to walk down stairs.
-chris
Aug 6 2003 4:39AM
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marlin_102
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trust me, cows that dont sleep taste much better.


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Aug 6 2003 4:40AM
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CTripper
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honestly, i'd rather here someone's story of how they wet the bed than listen to your cow song.
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Aug 6 2003 4:42AM
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*Neil
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both girls.. point being????
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 6 2003 4:43AM
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SaraJ
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cows can walk down stairs, they just don't want to make us jealous and feel bad. trust me on this one.

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Aug 6 2003 4:46AM
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CTripper
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liar. oh yeah and i did find something better to do at 3 am. it's called sleep.
-chris
Aug 6 2003 4:47AM
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hucksterjibber15
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they are both girls, of course thats why they would fuck.
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Aug 6 2003 5:55AM
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Papa
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brutal song, please never write a nother song
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Aug 6 2003 6:31AM
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lalalalaura
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this is a prime example of why i don't have many friends that are girls
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Aug 6 2003 7:32AM
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PurpleSkier
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heres a rap about peeing yourself:

alright, lay down a beat, *beat start* yo yo yo, i lay down to bed one night, and in the end, i wake up with quite a fright, as i start to drift to sleep, i think, why did i have fluids to eat? so then i start dreamin, about boning some chick, but then i feel wierdness in my dick, so i look around, and im swimming, im like what this shit, wheres my bitch, but then i wake up, and im all wet, i pissed the bed. *beat drifts off into silence*

happy? even if it sucked, its better than a fucking cow song
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Aug 6 2003 9:04AM
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PurpleSkier
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ya, i guess my rap really sucks

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Aug 6 2003 8:35PM
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1212j5j5
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too much time on your hands.. + tired/drunkness= cow song.
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