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The fart thread

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Edward.
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post here whenever you fart and describe what is smells like.

i just farted and it smelled like old carrot/eggs
Jun 24 2007 9:55PM
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sammyc25
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my farts smell like a mix of rotten eggs and toxic waste
Jun 24 2007 9:57PM
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K2_Pubz_360
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i havent farted in a while.
Jun 24 2007 9:57PM
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parkerhouse
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oh my god i'm sitting in my smallish computer room with the windows down and door closed and i am basking in my farts... mmmm
Jun 24 2007 9:59PM
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Elijah.
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Mine just smelled like fresh lavender pansie lemon scented babbling brooks.
Jun 24 2007 10:00PM
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maclem
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Low tide... Eww.
Jun 24 2007 10:00PM
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gnustreetfool
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rotten eggs mmmmmmm
Jun 24 2007 10:01PM
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Swampy
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My farts always smell like nothing, and I fart a ton, it's wierd.
Jun 24 2007 10:03PM
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chickenwang
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your lieing they smell like vasoline and burnt laytex
Jun 24 2007 10:04PM
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sowstochd
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hahahahha i just farted right wen i clicked on this thread no joke
Jun 24 2007 10:05PM
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grams.
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i accidentally pooped my pants.
Jun 24 2007 10:05PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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my fart smelled like burning grass and hair mixed with sausages
Jun 24 2007 10:07PM
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sammyc25
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yeah cause i take it up the butt. speaking of taking it up the butt i think today was gay pride day
Jun 24 2007 10:07PM
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Edward.
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o my god i love rolling up grass hair and sausages and smoking it
Jun 24 2007 10:14PM
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steezyjibber
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hahahaha
Jun 24 2007 10:15PM
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steezyjibber
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holy SHIT. hahaha i actually just farted after i read this. no smell tho
Jun 24 2007 10:16PM
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comeatmebro
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i just farted. it kinda smells like very old meat, i love the smell of my farts.
Jun 24 2007 10:16PM
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TheButterHashira
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i think that the changes in elevation can cause there to be more pressure on your butt resulting in more or less farts
Jun 24 2007 10:21PM
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invader7
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ive got the massive day after mexican food
Jun 24 2007 10:21PM
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comeatmebro
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i love farting under blankets. then waiting about 10 seconds and lifting the covers. it hits you so hard and it smells so great. i love farting.

Jun 24 2007 10:22PM
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skiminnesota
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I think i just sharted
Jun 24 2007 10:22PM
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DFA79
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Mmmmm I believe the term you are looking for is "basting in your own juices"

be careful now, if you start hallucinating that means it's time
to crack a window, you're losing precious brain cells.
Jun 24 2007 10:23PM
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Edward.
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HAHAHA omg i do that all the time right before i go to sleep hahahaha and then i save some for later too and its still there like 20 more seconds after that too lol
Jun 24 2007 10:23PM
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grams.
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hahahahaha, thats what i do at the computer
Jun 24 2007 10:24PM
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Edward.
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oh yea and wen im at my computer i try to aim my farts underneath my desk and then after i fart i go under there and smell it haha, its fun
Jun 24 2007 10:26PM
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comeatmebro
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YES!!! it is soooooo amazing. god i just love the smell of my farts. like i could wear a mask that filtered the farts to my mouth and id love it. why arent any girls posting. we know you farted girls!!! post it!!!!!

Jun 24 2007 10:27PM
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grams.
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i might be the only one on here that believes this...but i think at night when your sitting in bed you have great farts. seriously, i rip major ass in my bed...some of the best farts i had were in bed...i always hear the springs from my bed vibrate and shit from the fart, and then ur trapped in your bed with the great smell of your fart and you can't fall asleep for like 20 minutes cause of that and you just keep ripping ass all night, ahhhhhhh
Jun 24 2007 10:29PM
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comeatmebro
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oh my god yes!!!!when im like at someones house or whatever and were in the same room, theyll be like asleep and you can hear them rip some serious ass. like fucking huge farts, basically they shit as far as im concerned and they smell sooo bad. i love night farting.

Jun 24 2007 10:31PM
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Edward.
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haha i like my farts too. and i also believe that farting helps me go to sleep. i love taking a huuge piss and after holding it in for a long time right before going to bed, and then letting out a gigantic fart and letting the fumes soothe me as they make me fall asleep at the same time
Jun 24 2007 10:31PM
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grams.
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ohh yesss, and pee-farting is also another great sensation...whenever im in a stadium or any public restroom i always pee-fart, i love it
Jun 24 2007 10:34PM
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Bini.
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thats called a dutch oven son.
Jun 24 2007 10:39PM
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sammyc25
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the best way to smell ur farts is to cup it and then smell it or fist o fart it at someone
Jun 24 2007 10:41PM
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WikiWiki
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i just burned my ass it was that bad- it was nice- cant describe smell- maybe burning iguana flesh
Jun 24 2007 10:54PM
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whoa-dere
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i just farted so i looked ths up. it was hot and it smelled like gaseous diarrhea
Nov 30 2011 12:14PM
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YoungYonk
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Sharting is the bomb yo
Nov 30 2011 1:10PM
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LittleFoot
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I farted in my chair about an hour ago. It doesn't smell anymore but I'm sure that once I get up it will.
Nov 30 2011 1:18PM
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rednecknation
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just ripped, kinda silent cant really smell it cuz im sitting next to onions
Nov 30 2011 1:19PM
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5oup5teeze
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smells like a goat that just got done running on a treadmill after eating rotten tomatoes
Nov 30 2011 1:40PM
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