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ESB
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So I'm at this club dance in Grand Rapids and I start grinding with a fine-looking chick... the song gets over and we're both still into each other so we do some more freaking, right? Eventually I judge that we're into each other enough to start talking, so I ask her name, where she's from, etc. etc., finally getting around to age. She giggles and says..... 'fourteen!' I nearly shit myself. Seems like only a few years ago I was the cream of the crop... then you turn 18 and realize that you've got statutory rape written all over you. I mean, older girls are great too, but it's terrible when you check out some nice 15 or 16-year old, and then you realize how old you are.

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Aug 5 2003 12:48AM
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jtski
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i know i hate getting older..
Aug 5 2003 12:49AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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...and im still allowed to warp their fragile little minds. tehehe.
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Aug 5 2003 12:50AM
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westcoaststyle
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just get a fake id that says youre younger. yup.
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Aug 5 2003 12:50AM
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you know what else sucks, chicks with hairy faces, or if they only shave their legs up up to their short line






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Aug 5 2003 12:51AM
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haha, she was 14. It suck girls dont look how old they are, a girl thats 14 could look 18. Girls should have a neckless that tell there age.




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Aug 5 2003 1:02AM
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its funny you say that when you know, Kimmy is 15 Ethan.
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Aug 5 2003 1:02AM
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ESB
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WHAT? I thought she was 16??? Brie is 16 isn't she?

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Aug 5 2003 1:05AM
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^ heh heh heh






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Aug 5 2003 2:38AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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haha, pedefile
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Aug 5 2003 2:45AM
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younger = tighter, the real question is, can it ever get tooo tight?

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Aug 5 2003 3:11AM
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^^ yes, yes it definitely can
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Aug 5 2003 3:24AM
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at least you helped the girl out. When she tells all her friends she danced with an 18 year old shes gonna be immediately cooler to all her friends.

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Aug 5 2003 3:48AM
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rossi900
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in my school we have a 15 year old that's going into 8th grade and she will be driving in 8th grade and will have to park on the junior high side while i'm 14 and going into 9th grade...its sick and she's a major slut too
Aug 5 2003 4:49AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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my brother teaches 4th grade in Detroit and there was a kid that turned 14 in his class. That means he'll be 18 in 8th grade. If he even makes it that far.

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Aug 5 2003 5:17AM
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hucksterjibber15
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its all good ethan. the way i look at it is if they're old enough to bleed, they are old enught to scream. how come you arent on aim anymore playa?
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Aug 5 2003 5:24AM
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thats some funny shit itsbackfliptime, that kid should just give up now
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Aug 5 2003 5:29AM
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TBarnes
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dont worry, i know how you feel ethan...wait, no i don't, i've still got a little over 2 years. hahaha, you old man.
Aug 5 2003 6:07AM
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d00d i am 20...it fucking sucks.

honestly...prostitots everywhere.

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Aug 5 2003 6:52AM
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Mykel
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yeah happened to me at ski camp...mackin some fine racer honey then after a few days find out she isn't 17 as I had suspected...14...damn at least I was still only 17 at the time
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Aug 5 2003 7:05AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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someone said earlier in this thread to get a fake ID to say your younger so you can sleep with these girls?? Whens the last time a girl carded you before sex?(not including legal brothels in Nevada)

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Aug 5 2003 7:51AM
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age doesn't matter. people that think it does are retarded.


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Aug 5 2003 8:25AM
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ya, age is all in your mind, i turn 18 by the way on friday
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Aug 5 2003 8:27AM
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sorry ice is scary, itwas a bad joke.
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Aug 5 2003 8:52AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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why was a 14 year old at a dance club??




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Aug 5 2003 10:18AM
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unnatural
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must be really fucking awesome club with 14 year old girls in there, what do they for dinks in there? apple juice and milk?
Aug 5 2003 2:03PM
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*have for drinks
Aug 5 2003 2:05PM
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MacMahoooon
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yeah Kami it sucks...22 ina month so even 18yr olds are borderline now. But I always say 'age is just a #'

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Aug 5 2003 4:19PM
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for example, there's a club in northeastern ohio called 'club 20'.....it's super raunchy and dirrty and shit, but like, it's for like 13-20 year olds....so that would explain the age situation

most teen clubs go to 18 or 20, starting at like 13 or 14


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Aug 5 2003 5:31PM
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yeti
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so it's essentially just a school dance? hahahah silly americans and their stupid drinking age.

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Aug 5 2003 5:47PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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its like a school dance with drugs and stuff. At least thats what the teen clubs around me are like.

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Aug 5 2003 9:32PM
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so, it's a school dance...?

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Aug 5 2003 9:41PM
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poor americans

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Aug 5 2003 9:44PM
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hahaha random american laws

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Aug 5 2003 9:46PM
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Caden
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dude who cares, girls always look older... and kami man, don't worry, all you did was dance with her... there is nothin wrong with concentual DANCING. fuck man lol. girls grow up fast as everyone knows, and they get some t and a around like 15 or so... they fool you. don't be tricked. the worst part is, you KNOW at clubs there are not gonna be many(if ANY) 14 year old GUYS, but then the ladies come and shit gets all messed up.
Aug 5 2003 9:54PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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not its not a school dance. Just all the kids are that old.

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Aug 5 2003 10:21PM
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666
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does there have to be penitration to be rape? and sex with a condom shouldent be rape i mean as long as nothing comes in direct contact i dont see the harm.

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Aug 6 2003 2:05AM
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i still have three and a half years beeotches. we have a girl who was just barely 14 and fucked and 18 year old; in her house; with her parents home; and only down the hall. she's a total slut. she got a ton of shit for it too


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Aug 6 2003 2:12AM
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did her parents know?


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Aug 6 2003 2:25AM
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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

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Aug 6 2003 2:35AM
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If theres no grass on the field play in the mud.

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Aug 6 2003 5:00AM
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haha
i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass. the world is my very own pot party.
Aug 6 2003 5:45AM
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666
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my dad once told me 'you know your old when your balls hit the water when you sit down to take a shit'

well have u made contact yet?

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Aug 6 2003 5:48AM
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yeti- the one I was at was most definitely nothing like a school dance... this was some ghetto-ass shit. I felt like I was in Compton. The only resemblance to a school dance is that there are people 13 to 18... but at most school dances you don't get frisked before you can go in, they don't play straight rap the ENTIRE time, and they don't have people freaking so crazy that you actually suspect they're somehow having sex right through their clothing.

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Aug 6 2003 6:50AM
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having sex trhought clothes is cool


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Aug 6 2003 7:12AM
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i turned 16 on saturday, hooray for me


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Aug 6 2003 7:14AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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hooray for you! happy birthday!




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Aug 6 2003 8:08AM
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yeti
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haha alright that sounds alright :-)

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Aug 6 2003 8:13AM
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all ages nights can onnl be fun if you have some underage girlfriends that want to be corrupted, so you just pass shots in your mouth from the of age side, you get about half of the shot in the end, you make out with some hot chicks and they don't know how much shots cost ;) hah
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Aug 6 2003 8:22AM
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Mykel
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I dn give a fck

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