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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
go to urbandictionary.com and search your name and post some of the definitions on there...

heres mine:



JAMIE: The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'
Jun 23 2007 3:03PM
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
1. Antoine



Noun: A short hairy man who plots to take over the world with what he considers to be appealing looks.

Verb: A to be narcissistic and continually checking mirrors to make sure that one looks their best, even when it is apparant that they look like crap.

"That antoine is not safe among the public".

"Oh stop antoine-ing."

Jun 25 2007 1:01PM
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splooshie
Posts: 644 - Karma: 8
1. Alex 743 up, 359 down

A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.

"Hi! My name is Alexander the Great, but you can call me Alex"



im the coolest besause it says im unisexual so im a girl AND a boy awesooommee

Jun 25 2007 3:32PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
Pat 164 up, 55 down

The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl.

His girlfriend made him pat last night, isn't that embarrassing.


fuck dude, thats not cool
Jun 25 2007 4:31PM
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bemmis
Posts: 1602 - Karma: -3
sam

sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.

also:

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation

"I bet your not Sam...like me"
Jun 25 2007 4:35PM
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skier_dude_1831
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 19
1. russ
134 up, 61 down
a bad ass with a big dick

That hot dude is a russ.
Jun 25 2007 4:38PM
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gracie
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 30
Grace;

103 up, 47 down
Beauty, sunrises, singing birds, blossoming flowers. All those things that remind us why life is worth living.

Heaven on earth. A star to light your life

27 up, 51 down
The only album ever completed by the great Jeff Buckley, one of the finest singer/songwriters of all time.
One of the finest, most beautiful peices of modern music ever recorded.

Grace transcends all other albums of it's time.




Jun 25 2007 4:59PM
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dyna_ben
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
Ben/Benjamin:
Im eather made0f 100reds and am from the right hand of someone or im a gay weed sack mixed with bananas both kind of suck but i like th first one best
Jun 25 2007 5:12PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
Jesse - a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

Jun 25 2007 5:23PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
1. drew 278 up, 97 down

Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.

Hey, that guy's name must be Drew. That would explain why he's so hot and smart at the same time!


Jun 25 2007 7:34PM
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mike_e
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 3,066
Michael 423 up, 129 down

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

Michael drove Satan and his armies from heaven.

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MICHAEL 169 up, 113 down

MICHAEL is the #4 most common male name.
2.629% of men in the US are named MICHAEL.
Around 3220525 US men are named MICHAEL!

MICHAEL is the #799 most common female name.
0.012% of females in the US are named MICHAEL.
Around 15300 US females are named MICHAEL!

MICHAEL is the #877 most common last name.
0.014% of last names in the US are MICHAEL.
Around 35000 US last names are MICHAEL!

No, I don't want MICHAEL.


Jun 25 2007 7:46PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
i hate my parents
"a tanner is some person who stands on the street corners and openly asks to suck your cock, they are normally women but some can be transvestites or homosexuals as well, there for the word tanner can also be another word for fag, or cocksucker"-most upped definition
"White van owner. Pulls up to unsuspecting children (preferabley little boys)and lurers them into his van with FREE CANDY spray paintedf on his van. Then ties them to his basement wall with chains, sticking their butts in the air (the easier way for him to molest them). Lubs em' up and inserts his penis with no condom into thier buttholes.Hr then he cuts off there penis and puts it up his own butt."


finally a good one
"An amazing, determined and genuine person who deserves all the best that the world has to offer."


Jun 25 2007 8:18PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I am set apperantly


Bill 214 up, 93 down
A totally hot guy who is so freaking smart but is not geeky. Bill is witty and has a quick wicked sense of humor tinged with mild harmless sarcasm.

Quiet during the day but party animal on weekends, in a good way. He can have fun! Likes all kinds of sports, usually has mesmerizing bedroom eyes.

Bill is that hot guy in homeroom who doesn't know he's hot, which is why he's so dang hot.

If you are lucky enough to be friends with a "Bill", then consider yourself set for life. Bill is a loyal friend who will stick by you through thick and thin even if you are annoying the heck out of him or making him mad.

He is a peacemaker, calm, a "go to" guy but he can party it up with the best of them. He is accepting and non-judgmental, and kind-hearted to everybody. Bill is just awesome in every single way. Chicks dig him, guys are good friends with him, everybody loves Bill.
"Who's that guy in homeroom that's real smart, funny, and hot even though he doesn't think he's hot?"

"Girl, that is a Bill. You gotta stand in line like the rest of us chicks until it's your turn - he in deeemand. I best hook up wid dat awesome hottie fo sho."
Apr 7 2012 12:47PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
Third one down for MATT:

"Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Matt does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.
1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.

2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude."
Apr 7 2012 12:53PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
Awesome name man

aaron 480 up, 119 down
an Aaron is the type of person who can always make you laugh but yet make you wonder why your even laughing. An aaron are males who are amazingly smart and attractive but not cocky about it. Aaron is a guy you can just stand near and be insanely happy because your close to him. Aarons are also great friends and lovers :) Aarons know no limits and live life to the fullest, which can sometimes mean drinking alot! An Aaron is the upmost amazing guy put on earth. So sweet, kind, funny, smart, hot, trustworthy, honest, and genuine person. Anyone who has an aaron in their life are so lucky and better never let them go. Oh they are also great kissers and have a freaking hot body!
Girl 1: Gosh I had the best time last night on my date! He was god's gift to earth

Girl 2: let me guess, you got an aaron?

Apr 7 2012 12:53PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835

Tom 3789 up, 1138 down
the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.
"god damnit! myspace shit the bed again. fuck you tom!"
buy tom mugs & shirts
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and now my last name

Wallisch 24 up, 5 down
To Wallisch: to afterbang or land something very cleanly.
a beautiful man with an extraordinarily big penis and heroic testicles.
makes every girl moist when he walks in the room
Girl 1: "ooh! ive just had a strange sensation in between my legs"
Girl 2: "me too"
Guy 1: "dammit! tom's just walked in the room. i wish i was him"


Apr 7 2012 1:07PM
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extravert
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 3,174

Hunter
A manly name for a manly guy.

"Look at Hunter! I love his abs!" - Girl
"He's gay" - Jealous guy
Apr 7 2012 1:16PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
Chris

A guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around.


hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.

Sweeeeet
Apr 7 2012 1:27PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
hahah i think i win:




1. Marcus
Someone sexually stunning, fly, and incredibly well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom. Everyone wants him.
"Damn girl, he's perfect, you got yourself a marcus!"
Apr 7 2012 1:30PM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
JEFFREY
Apr 7 2012 1:32PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Luke 76 up, 22 down
Lukes tends to be gorgeous, cute, sweet, sensitive, kind hearted, admirable, charming, loving, caring and well a little bit cheeky at the best of times.



Luke 1803 up, 650 down
He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh. He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love. He has very good style and always looks handsome. He also always smells really good :)
Luke 3367 up, 1227 down
From the Latin meaning "light" he motivates others by gentle persuasion a natural born leader.

A person who has this name tends to be

Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competive nature

But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Luke is a force to be reckoned with.

And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics


Okay Honestly... I have the best name ever

Apr 7 2012 1:44PM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
No proper results for my first name..































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Apr 7 2012 2:22PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
John:
A leader of men, High King of Gondor, enjoys puppies and sports
Apr 7 2012 2:25PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Louis

a person with an abnormally large penis and natural hormones that girls can't help swooning over

I had sex with a louis last night, he was awesome

Awwwweyaaaah
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Apr 7 2012 2:29PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77

Mack has two definitions:
A mack can be a person who is smooth, slick, the Best of the Best, a Pimp, a Ladies Man, the guy who runs everything a.k.a. the Boss. A mack is a person who is always flirting and hitting on girls. Almost always successful at it too.

-OR-

Mack can be used as a verb, as the act of flirting and hitting on girls.


winning this thread
Apr 7 2012 2:32PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,630

Peter 404 up, 97 down
A very sweet and thoughtful guy who is the ideal boyfriend. He can read others like a book and everyone looks to him for advice. He is dependable and looks out for those who are good friends to him. Peter's, however, think too much and this gets them in trouble. Peter's are the go to guys that anyone would be lucky to find as a friend or lover!
1) Where are we supposed to meet up with the old gang? I don't know but call Peter, he'll know.
sweetheart penis ideal boyfriend dependable
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2. Peter 3517 up, 1537 down
Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.
'I love Peter.'
'Same, he's a great guy.'
Apr 7 2012 3:17PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
1. Nevin 172 up, 54 down
the most pimp thing sum1 could ever say or do
dude thats so nevin
buy nevin mugs & shirts
by nastynate Oct 7, 2003 share this add a video
2. nevin 107 up, 63 down
the most pimpin man alive
Man i want to be just like nevin he is cool pimpin
buy nevin mugs & shirts
by Pizzleonmydrizzzleakadoug Dec 14, 2004 share this add a video
I'm a PIMP
Apr 7 2012 3:33PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435

erik

The heterosexual way of spelling the name Eric.
The name implies many meanings:
-awesome beyond comparison (adj.)
-stunningly handsome and suave (adj.)
-able to attract large numbers of women without using any effort (verb)
-able to do all things exceedingly well (verb)
Wow! That pass was freaking erik!

Woman 1: Did you see that really erik guy?
Woman 2: Yeah, I'd totally hook up with him!

Fred: Man, why does Todd always get so many women?
Jeff: Because he can erik better than anyone!

Boss: You must have worked incredibly hard on this report. I think you erik better than anyone I've ever seen!
BOOM
Apr 7 2012 3:34PM
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Jthoms
Posts: 201 - Karma: 13
Jack

Jack is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Jack, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.

"That boy, Jack, is so amazing."

yeah, this is pretty much true

Apr 7 2012 3:50PM
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EL.JUANO
Posts: 420 - Karma: 70
Juan 1282 up, 494 down
Possibly the coolest name you can have.
The first Juan was born in the badlands of Mexico and according to the legend raised by dragons until the tender age of five at which he, single handed defeated a troop of french invaders by giving them wrong directions that took them into a pit of eternal damnation.
It is also said that, at 15 years of age, he created the cult to kukulkan the feathered snake by taking a snake, covering it with glue and sticking chicken feathers to the poor animal. Kukulkan is still worship at Yucatan up to the present day.
The story goes on to tell incredible feats that would make Hercules himself look like a kid.
The funniest part is that he died killed by a coconut while taking a nap under a coconut tree (of course) at the tender age of 78.
Juan already did that!
I wish I was as cool as Juan!
When I grow up, I want to be just as cool as Juan.
Juan is my hero.
Apr 7 2012 3:57PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
Xan

1. The former tournament champion of UT (I am indeed from Utah)

2. A really cool guy with a big heart who just likes to chill out and hang with friends while having a fun time doing epic things

3. A Mage from Baldur's Gate the First

4. A tablet of alprazolam,a short acting benzodiazapine

Then the last three are about Asian girls...
Apr 7 2012 4:24PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
1. Martin 628 up, 72 down
A crazy ass skilled guy who has what it takes. Practically skilled at everything. It'll be unwise to diss this iron man. Not to mention that he is a good looking guy with a muscular body. He makes his chick feel worthy and can pleasure her beyond unimaginable dreams. Chicks are very lucky to found themselves by his side.
Girl1: I had an amazing experience with my guy last night.
Girl2: You know you lucky, he's such a Martin.

3. martin 839 up, 146 down
someone extremely hot others fantasize about daily.
wow, i really want to fuck martin.

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1. Martin 628 up, 72 down
A crazy ass skilled guy who has what it takes. Practically skilled at everything. It'll be unwise to diss this iron man. Not to mention that he is a good looking guy with a muscular body. He makes his chick feel worthy and can pleasure her beyond unimaginable dreams. Chicks are very lucky to found themselves by his side.
Girl1: I had an amazing experience with my guy last night.
Girl2: You know you lucky, he's such a Martin.
buy martin mugs & shirts
skill good looking muscular pleasure unimaginable
by crazyassmotherducker May 25, 2010 share this add a video
2. Martin 142 up, 17 down
an amazing human being his glow affects eeryone who is near him.
"hey here comes that martin

lets rub his scalp"!.

"did you see dave"

"yeah hes so funny hes a martin"
buy martin mugs & shirts
martin marto marti martun martino
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3. martin 839 up, 146 down
someone extremely hot others fantasize about daily.
wow, i really want to fuck martin.
buy martin mugs & shirts
hot god sex delicious yummy
by bobobee6969 Aug 25, 2010 share this add a video

4. Martin 70 up, 9 down
Martin thinks he's really cool! really shy guy and has sexy as legs! he's really hot and he likes to play in waterfalls!
who's sexy legs are those?

oh they must be martins ;)
buy martin mugs & shirts
legs sexy shy hot waterfalls
by Ataahuasoul Apr 23, 2011 share this add a video
5. Martin 1019 up, 195 down
Martin

A very amazing person. Can make you feel so loved and cared about. The most cuddly, snuggly, lovely person ever! They have really pretty eyes and gives the most wonderful hugs. Martins have great taste in music, but they tend to like stupid movies. But this can be overlooked because they're just so adorable. Any one lucky enough to have a Martin should hold on tight and keep them forever.
Look at that Martin, he is so adorable and cuddly!

That boy is so amazing, he must be a Martin!
buy martin mugs & shirts
amazing cuddly perfect wonderful sweet
by babykitten27 Feb 7, 2010 share this add a video
6. Martin 1312 up, 264 down
Pronounced MAR-tin.
Contain 2 syllables.
Of Latin origin and it's meaning is 'dedicated to Mars'
It is the 206th most popular name in the U.S.

Martins are usually very tall, slender and cute. They are musically inclined and very talented. Typically, they are sweet, caring and thoughtful. They are also a little nerdy, but incredibly attractive at the same time. Martins are sometimes shy but very friendly. Often described as awesome, magnificent, hunky, charming, compelling, peachy, sexy and perfect. Overall, Martins are generally very lovable people, you can't go wrong when your name is Martin.
I LOVE MARTINS!
HOLY CRAP, that boy over there is a real looker!

Yeah, he's a Martin.
buy martin mugs & shirts
martin tall attractive awesome perfect sexy
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7. martin 3759 up, 849 down
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a martin

Apr 7 2012 5:03PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
george lol

the only one that can match my game, the only one that can proudly anounce that he is a sex machine and mean it. He will come to your town, stay for a while, and when he leaves there will be no virgins left. amazing person george is...
Apr 7 2012 6:05PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
1593 up, 575 down
has a very big penis and is great in bed
no need for an example for the name Bobby
Apr 7 2012 6:18PM
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