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What should i juggle?

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Tinga
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so ive been getting more diverse. ive juggled clubs balls rings hankies and flaming tennis balls. i need some more ideas.
Jun 22 2007 1:24AM
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.jon
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dildos
Jun 22 2007 1:28AM
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clrumivier4life
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Chain saws.  The next logical step.
Jun 22 2007 1:29AM
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Tinga
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too easy. they gotta be on fire. we were thinking grenades
Jun 22 2007 1:30AM
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ButteredToast.
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DAMN YOU.

+1 for sticky dilders.
Jun 22 2007 1:31AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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buckets of super aids.
Jun 22 2007 1:34AM
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BFFset.
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haha
Jun 22 2007 1:53AM
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[~_~]
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girlfriends
Jun 22 2007 2:32AM
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MarkieR
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non-flaming tennis balls?  seriously, what's the constant fixation with danger?
Jun 22 2007 2:41AM
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CMF
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multiple girlfriends
Jun 22 2007 3:45AM
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Jake...
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Jun 22 2007 7:54AM
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toominator
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sporks
Jun 22 2007 7:55AM
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WikiWiki
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^those and tennis shoes- super dangerous
Jun 22 2007 9:31AM
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steezyjibber
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Jun 22 2007 9:32AM
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mcnutty
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nuts in your mouth
Jun 22 2007 10:05AM
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pns513
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...or maybe like bowling pins, basketballs, flaming chairs, etc.
Jun 22 2007 10:17AM
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TylerS
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a ball of dog shit
Jun 22 2007 10:39AM
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niels.
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assorted medium sized aquatic animals?
Jun 22 2007 11:13AM
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statuswhitegirl
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thats the most retarded idea ever it doesnt lite.. it just blows up
Jun 22 2007 11:14AM
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soulskier
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watermelons

with candles?
Jun 22 2007 11:19AM
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*thebusiness
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lubed dildo's
Jun 22 2007 11:26AM
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doitbig
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human feces
Jun 22 2007 11:26AM
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GetPitted
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SLOTHS!
Jun 22 2007 11:49AM
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killabees
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pick your poison
Jun 22 2007 11:50AM
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t-roy
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needles filled with poison
Jun 22 2007 12:03PM
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killabees
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children
Jun 22 2007 12:04PM
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Hctiws_iks
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bowling ball billard ball bocce ball
Jun 22 2007 12:22PM
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Edward.
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hahahhahaa
Jun 22 2007 12:34PM
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[~_~]
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I'm pretty sure if you tried to juggle sloths, the sloths would just juggle you.
Jun 22 2007 3:40PM
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pmills
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then you could juggle something while being juggled by sloths

that's juggling^2
Jun 22 2007 3:54PM
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richards
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Suprsexy snowboarder
Jun 29 2007 4:24PM
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honeydip
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blow fish. when they are blown up, or these

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Jun 29 2007 4:27PM
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Sno.
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haha. yessss
Jun 29 2007 4:30PM
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kepler.
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hahah. i don't have enough room in my sig for all your good quotes
Jun 29 2007 4:35PM
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GatoGordo
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haha you said you juggle balls
Jun 29 2007 4:49PM
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ButteredToast.
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something heavy and sharp. REALLY sharp.
Jun 29 2007 8:35PM
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unchyll
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juggle your hopes and dremas
Jun 29 2007 8:44PM
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Steezysmurf
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Eggs, if you drop them you're toast!
Jun 29 2007 8:47PM
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unchyll
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well technicaly no. you would just have some broken eggs.
Jun 29 2007 8:48PM
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lyndon
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soccer balls are real hard. There just rally hard to get going. As long as you shoot them high enough, they work.
Jun 30 2007 1:35AM
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jimmychung
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flaming puppies.
Jun 30 2007 1:37AM
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Piste.Off
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severed heads
Jun 30 2007 1:38AM
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potato_man
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family members
Jun 30 2007 1:46AM
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Swan_Solo
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i like mine personally
Jun 30 2007 2:26AM
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punkrock32
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good call
Jun 30 2007 2:31AM
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TheMoostafian
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babies

but seriously, juggle bowling balls, then knives, then chainsaws, then bicycles, then airplanes
Jun 30 2007 2:46AM
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Shorton
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wooden sticks until you can grab the same end every time, then step it up to knifes
Jun 30 2007 3:05AM
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Low_Profile
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grab some vinyls and you'll be cool
Jun 30 2007 11:15AM
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ButteredToast.
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L0lZ i gert it!
Jun 30 2007 11:52AM
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timmi
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3 moltov (sp?) cocktails.

Jun 30 2007 12:23PM
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