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How to get sausage out of a party?

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Jake...
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Im having this backyard swim BBQ jam this weekend and there is already more guys then i want to fufill my 1:1 ratio.

this one guy wont shut hte hell up about it.

why cant i come... blah blah blah and im like dude, we dont hang out, i hardly know you, if you want to keep what ever friendship we have respect my decision and fuck off.. sorry man.

i keep blaming my rents (i can only have so many people)

what else can i say im telling him hes not comming and he keeps begging.
Jun 20 2007 9:38PM
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P.J.S.
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say you've honestly reached the limit of people, and you're sorry he's not able to come. maybe next time...
Jun 20 2007 9:41PM
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Sno.
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how about, "sorry brah...one more person really wont matter that much...you're welcome to come if you want"

because chances are, someone else who said they were coming, wont end up coming. so it'll even itself out.

how'd you like to be in his shoes? do you really wanna be THAT GUY
Jun 20 2007 9:41PM
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EH_DUBS
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well...if you dont hang out with the kid...and he dosent really talk to anybody you know or respect really...tell him "...k man i didnt want to tell you this...but its a gay party...everyone thats going is super gay and unless you want your ass penetrated by my trouser snake i sugest you stay away..."
Jun 20 2007 9:41PM
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Krush
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it only takes one fag to ruin a party
Jun 20 2007 9:43PM
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Casey
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how bout you stop being such an asshole and let him come to your party, you really think you're going to score chicks at your parents house? while they are there? dream on douche mcfuck.
Jun 20 2007 9:44PM
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TheButterHashira
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ha so true
Jun 20 2007 9:45PM
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derbski
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tell him to bring chicks, pretty simple
Jun 20 2007 9:45PM
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Sno.
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hmm, you're right! i just remembered why you weren't invited to mine...
Jun 20 2007 9:45PM
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Jake...
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i dont want to score in my backyard wiht my parents home, im having a party, i would prefer to look at chicks in bikinis then dudes trying to show off whose more ripped.

when im sitting in my hot tub id rather be sandwiched by girls then guys.


i dont want this kid to come simply because he is annoying and i dont like him. and hes pissing me off.





he is going to be all alone from a party? its a party but there are 500 kids graduating that day. im chilling with 25 of them. he doesnt even hang out with most of us.

this kid needs to fuck off.


Jun 20 2007 9:50PM
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invader7
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pwnd
Jun 20 2007 9:55PM
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invader7
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pwnd
Jun 20 2007 9:55PM
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Reptar
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tell him its not happening anymore.
Jun 20 2007 9:56PM
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=nick=
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Jun 20 2007 9:58PM
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guiane
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change the date and dont tell him?
Jun 20 2007 9:58PM
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Microcosm
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I sort of would feel bad for the kid, but I know what you mean. I was sitting at lunch today and we were hangin out and this random kid kept showing us his gameboy and his pokemon. wtf? so yeah... maybe invite him but.. yeah I have no idea.
Jun 20 2007 10:00PM
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chickenwang
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tell him every one there has a aids and gingervitis and your just trying to keep him safe by making him stay away
Jun 20 2007 10:01PM
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Sno.
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"i dont want to score in my backyard wiht my parents home, im having a party, i would prefer to look at chicks in bikinis then DUDEs trying to show off WHOSE MORE RIPPED (than me).

WHEN IM SITTING IN MY HOTTUB ID RATHER BE SANDWICHED BY girls then GUYS.


I dont WANT THIS KID TO COME simply because he is annoying and i dont like him. and hes pissing me off."


Jun 20 2007 10:01PM
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AltaWest2
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guns dude guns.

Tell him your rents know whos coming and will kick anyone else out
Jun 20 2007 10:02PM
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*V-Love*
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thats not good cuz then thats gunna spread and no ones gunna show, just tell him its a small group of friends cuz you dont want it to get out of hand and maybe next time when the rents arent home youll have a bigger one....
Jun 20 2007 10:03PM
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Capurnicus
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hahahaha this is definitely the solution here.
Jun 20 2007 10:16PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Haha, that's funny shit right there.
Jun 20 2007 10:18PM
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Sno.
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Casey says:
this thread is like a party where everyone is invited except jakers
Jun 20 2007 10:31PM
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jambone
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U should trust your game enough to know u'll get one of the girls and equal ratio doesn't really mean shit cuz there's gunna b some guys that no girls awant and some girls no guys want so as long as girls there the ratio really doesn't matter.
Jun 20 2007 10:34PM
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Jake...
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nice thanks for the help too eh
Jun 20 2007 10:49PM
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CBROOKS
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seriously, why are you making such a flamboyant bitch out of yourself over a kid you don't know, not getting invited to a party?
Jun 20 2007 10:52PM
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pwned
Jun 20 2007 10:56PM
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Casey
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because your friend is being a dick. end of story. its not snobunny that's being a bitch. its jakers. his party sounds like a cockfest anyway. He came on this site looking for opinions, and he got them. Don't be pissed that the majority of people think you guys are idiots. That's just life.
Jun 20 2007 10:57PM
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Sno.
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cause if fuckin' sucks for kids to get discluded from parties. he already put enough of his pride on the line to ask jakers if he could go. to not only not invite him, but also turn him down after he asks, is inhumane.

Chances are if its graduation day, and he's asking to go to the party, he wasnt invited to any other parties. Be the nice guy and let him come. Is jakers so worried about his own reputation that he's not willing to let this guy come to his party?

three things could happen.

a.) he could have a great time, you could have a great time, everyone could be happy.

b.) he could be a douche, and you could either kick him out of the party, or use that as a reason as to why he's not invited next time.

c.) not let him come, and have his graduation suck balls, for the sake of selfishness.

if you don't want him to come, be nice and let him down gently, i dont really know what advice you wanted us to come up with here...it just makes you look like a dick.
Jun 20 2007 11:01PM
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CBROOKS
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I dont know jakers....

and yes I understand your reasoning snobunny, and before I posted I didnt know this was graduation... which changes things a bit. everyone will be partying.

I dont know.. hard decision
Jun 20 2007 11:10PM
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ButteredToast.
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at first when i read your replies, i thought wow what a bitch. but now i see where youre coming from, and you have a great point.

There was a kid at my school who is normally the biggest ass in the world, but at one of our dances, he danced with a mentally handicapped girl to be nice. he  gained mad respect from the ENTIRE school.



Jakers, be the "nice guy".
Jun 20 2007 11:16PM
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toominator
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yea. I'm with snobunny on this one, hes put his pride way out on the line by actually asking if he can come. dont be a douche man, its graduation. the worst that can happen is having to show him the way out the door during the party
Jun 20 2007 11:42PM
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ShadyHillGroup
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I dont know man, my gut instinct is let him in, if your gunna have a party its gotta be open, if it was a small get together of 10 kids, sure dont let him come, but 25 kids is a shitload, one kid isnt going to make a difference
Jun 20 2007 11:58PM
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fappy
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post some pics of the bitches. ten to one they're dogshit sluts. i bet the taint is curdled and meatyyyyyy as fuck
Jun 21 2007 12:05AM
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ThaLetterM.
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can i get an awesome post anyone?
Jun 21 2007 12:10AM
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yojimbo
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fuck ethics. do what you want to fucking do. jesus!
Jun 21 2007 12:25AM
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zzyzx
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he will probably just crash it anyway so its useless to get him not to come
Jun 21 2007 12:27AM
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DANETRON
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TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY AND IF THEY COME JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

Jun 21 2007 1:12AM
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strode
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Yeah dude don't be a dick about it. it's graduation day, you're supposed to be celebrating what you've accomplished with all the people you accomplished it with, regardless of how annoying they are.

There are other times and places to throw parties where ratios matter. if he's really as annoying as you say he is then all your bikini babes won't give a shit if he's there or not. Maybe he'll even make you look better by being a douche.

Specifically rejecting someone from a graduation party is not going to do anything good for you except make you look bad.
Jun 21 2007 1:35AM
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grubix2
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This kid already completely disrespected himself by asking you to invite him. ...I don't think you're going to have to worry about him pulling any ass. Socially he just killed himself.

Let him come, and just kind of ignor him a little. You're like the host, so you have the ability to run around and look busy if you'd like. He'll get the message eventually.

...but for some reason, i feel like theres something you're not telling us.


Jun 21 2007 1:36AM
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jimmychung
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tell him it's a religious party and you're all going to sit there and pray. maybe that'll creep him out.
Jun 21 2007 2:28AM
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Worst.NS.Member
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1) Make large amounts of money
2) Build a nice house with a big deck and adjacent chilling area
3) Invite chicks, and say 'Don't bring any dudes'.
4) ????
5) PROFIT
Jun 21 2007 5:58AM
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Jake...
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thanks for the replies.

i dont care how you look at me after this, hes not comming.

and snow bunny, 2), this is that next time.


Jun 21 2007 6:54AM
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Sno.
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well then theres your answer.

that's how you get him to not come.

just say "last time i had a party, you did this, this, and this. I'd really rather avoid those things happening this time. im sorry"

Jun 21 2007 7:04AM
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t-roy
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yeah that's what i thought

i think you are making this into way too big of a deal. just let him come if he wants, then if he sucks make him leave and make a big scene. probably should punch him a few times. or you could tell him not to come and punch him a few times.
Jun 21 2007 8:33AM
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blunt-man
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Bro snosausage should be the LAST thing you invite to your party. Invite your homies. Then all the foxies. Then random bros...IF and only if, the Bittie:Bro ratio is acceptable.
Jun 21 2007 9:24AM
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Lateralis
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you realize that the bitches will only come if there is sausage around.
Jun 21 2007 9:30AM
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Steezysmurf
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Has anybody here not been invited to a party? Think about it yourself, did you push your way into it and be a hassle? Or did you realize that you're not good friends with the host or people there for that matter and forget it.

Trust me, this kid has to be really dumb to not know he isn't supposed to be there or he just wants to drink and hope to get lucky really really bad.
Jun 21 2007 10:04AM
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parkerhouse
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i loled
Jun 21 2007 10:10AM
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quixotic
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I don't get it... if he's not really friends with anybody coming.. why the fuck would he want to go?
Jun 21 2007 10:11AM
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WikiWiki
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fiesty
Jun 21 2007 10:15AM
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