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If you could punch one celebrityh in the face

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lloyd_christmas
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i'd probably go with a tie between lindsay lohan and
Jun 19 2007 2:33PM
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t-roy
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probably paris too...i'd punch her dead
Jun 23 2007 10:59PM
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Yauch
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that paralyzed kid who sued the ski resort

and nancy reagan i think
Dec 17 2007 3:24AM
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tommihq
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^^ or how about al gore?
Dec 17 2007 8:30AM
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AwR
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Bono, then tell him to calm down.


Dec 17 2007 12:11PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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george "douchebag" bush
Dec 17 2007 12:14PM
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strongmark
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fuck that liam would break ya jaw and spit on you!

any female cop.  theyre the worst.

or any actors who play in all black movies unless theyre icecube or something.
Dec 17 2007 12:39PM
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BMB
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she is not u retard
Dec 17 2007 12:47PM
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Pman13a
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chris angel
Dec 17 2007 1:12PM
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joly.sp
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zac efron or soulja boy
Dec 17 2007 2:55PM
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GUZ
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well that's a given so I'd probably punch Paris in her vagina with my dick
Dec 17 2007 3:00PM
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spliff.Life
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ohpra
Dec 17 2007 3:09PM
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Onlyexstasy
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Vanilla Ice
Clay AIken
Kevin Federline
Fred Durst

Dec 17 2007 3:10PM
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.makuma.
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wow  i couldnt agree with yo more
Dec 17 2007 3:11PM
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Onlyexstasy
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and Barney
Dec 17 2007 3:12PM
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stevie.
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I agree... I can't stand her. At all. My roomies just have to turn that on to kick me out of the living room
Dec 17 2007 3:13PM
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wev-skis
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Cojo that wicked gay guy that talks about clothes

i dont mind gay people but hes like too gay.
Dec 17 2007 3:14PM
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Gharf
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vladimir putin !!!!
Dec 17 2007 3:15PM
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awsome_mccool
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that guy from that screenvision thing before movies.  he is such a tool, and the "show" sucks so much. 
Dec 17 2007 4:14PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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The owner of RCR resorts

Dec 17 2007 4:37PM
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AMG.
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Danny bonaduce, he's pretty washed up but he still thinks he's famous, which is why i would like to punch him in the face. buddy you were a child star in the 70's, nobody even knows who you are anymore. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Bonaduce 
Dec 17 2007 6:31PM
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Grove_Street
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rosie's a bitch!!!!
Dec 17 2007 7:23PM
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tBatt
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Dec 17 2007 7:40PM
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Pamela.
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paris hilton
Dec 17 2007 7:48PM
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Eric_D
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Bono is just a number 2.
Dec 17 2007 7:50PM
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Calvin.
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Rosie O Donnel or Ellen DeGeneres
Dec 17 2007 7:55PM
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melskiis
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Hilary Duff.  gagg
Dec 17 2007 8:32PM
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doublexl
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carlos mencia deserves 2 punches to the face.
Dec 17 2007 8:39PM
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salamander
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simon dumont. not a celebrity but has little man syndrome. hate that shit
Dec 17 2007 9:03PM
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skithesprings
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hillary clinton

sorry guys im a hater but i know im not alone
Dec 17 2007 11:58PM
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R-Bertsch
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chris angel
Dec 18 2007 12:13AM
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Piste.Off
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all of them
Dec 18 2007 12:26AM
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skithebert
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Okay i gotta step in here.  Leo is the man has done pretty much nothing but badass movies save for one, Titanic, which was like the highest grossing film of all time.

Catch Me If You Can
The Departed
Blood Diamond
Gangs of New York
The Aviator
shit, even Romeo and Juliet was pretty good.

Not to mention the dude is nailing top flight international supermodels left and right.  So unless you are jealous of that shit (which is understandable) I don't see why people like you still hate on him like when we were in 7th grade.


Had to back up my boy there.  If anybody deserves a punch in the face its a  guy like Tobey Maguire.  Mostly I just want to hit Tim Duncun, Robert Horry, and Bruce Bowen in the face.  I fucking hate those whiney pricks.
Dec 18 2007 12:32AM
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Calvin.
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Dec 18 2007 1:04AM
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TheMoostafian
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i'll make a list

zach efron
the jonas brothers
arnold schwarshenneger(no idea how to spell that)......just to say i did it
t-pain
sean kingston
and finally...chuck norris....i'd be able to be like "shit i punched chuck norris in the face"
Dec 18 2007 1:05AM
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Calvin.
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oh and akon
his nasally voice bugs the hell out of me.
Dec 18 2007 1:06AM
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Meh42
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Dude, Chuck Norris can do no wrong.  I don't mean that in the fad internet sense either.  I was watching Walker: Texas Ranger a week ago and it was fucking amazing.  Whenever I'm watching it I never know whether to laugh or be in complete awe. 

But seriously, Kim Jong Il has got a couple of punches coming his way.  That would be hella fun too, he's all short and fat, kind of like a punching bag.
Dec 18 2007 1:15AM
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Nico_G
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seriously what a fake piece of shit. hes nothing compared to David Blaine
Dec 18 2007 1:40AM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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Hilary Clinton, Oprah, Evan Heath.
Dec 18 2007 1:45AM
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no_steeze_in_NY
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ann fuckin coulter
Dec 18 2007 9:25AM
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tommihq
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except if you somehow managed to punch chuck norris there would be no you after that so you couldnt brag about it
Dec 18 2007 9:32AM
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=Worf=
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they are the only sports that matter sir
Dec 18 2007 10:38AM
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=Worf=
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i would love to drop ryan seacrest 
seacrest out.....      ......for the count
Dec 18 2007 10:43AM
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anxju
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seth macfarlane.  that retard needs to realize family guy isnt funny anymore they use the same jokes every week
Dec 18 2007 2:28PM
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jhackbeez
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not really a celebrity.  i would punch carlos mencia in the face, and dane cook
Dec 18 2007 2:33PM
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oiECSoi
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everyone and anyone who was ever on tv.
Dec 18 2007 4:34PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Mr. Vice President Dick Cheney for sure, with brass knuckles.
Dec 18 2007 4:58PM
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mistaskia
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DR. PHIL.  that guy is a fucking cock sucker. 
Dec 18 2007 4:59PM
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snarky
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Shatner. I would fight William Shatner.
Dec 18 2007 5:30PM
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lloyd_christmas
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dude from the OxyClean commercials wit the beard
Dec 19 2007 9:00PM
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