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So this thing came in my oakley bathing suite

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Sean...M
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Any idea what it is?

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Jun 18 2007 9:40PM
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TheButterHashira
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retard its a wax tool for a surfboard. its to spread wax and shit
Jun 18 2007 9:41PM
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squeakywaffle
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ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
Jun 18 2007 9:42PM
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artfullydodged
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nailed it
Jun 18 2007 9:43PM
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2+2=5
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looks like a hair brush to me...
Jun 18 2007 9:43PM
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killabees
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how is he a retard, he was just asking a question. maybe hes not a surfer
Jun 18 2007 9:43PM
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TheButterHashira
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hes not a retard i apologize i just thought it was wierd he didnt know what it was for. but that is an odd one the ones that come in my shorts are obviously tools but that looks kinda of like one of batmans weapons
Jun 18 2007 9:46PM
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artfullydodged
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it's a bread knife dumbass
Jun 18 2007 9:46PM
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[nick]
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your all wrong, it's a prision shank
Jun 18 2007 9:48PM
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killabees
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that would be sweet
Jun 18 2007 9:48PM
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steevner
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ohhh dear. it's always funny when you see someone trying to comb their hair with on or those
Jun 18 2007 9:49PM
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TheButterHashira
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its is i was wrong in the first post. oakley sponsors batman
Jun 18 2007 9:49PM
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hurrisun
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Is this your very first ever pair of board shorts?
Jun 18 2007 9:51PM
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artfullydodged
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yo did you hear about the batman pros??? soooooo sick dude i'm getting them next year
Jun 18 2007 9:51PM
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twix_182
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umm obviously pube brush.
Jun 18 2007 9:54PM
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steevner
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i'm stickin with the osama's. jib with the jihad!
Jun 18 2007 9:57PM
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Sean...M
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no but i live in chicago so im never around a beach. especially surfing. I thought it had something to do w/ waxing a surfboard but i didnt know. BUT NOW I DO!
Jun 18 2007 9:58PM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Hahaha!
Jun 18 2007 9:58PM
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TheButterHashira
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yeah but i prefer the wonder womans
Jun 18 2007 10:00PM
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errrka
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i was gonna say window scraper, but the wax thing sounds good.
Jun 18 2007 10:00PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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most boardshorts come with something like that... i got a pair that had one of those that doubled as a bottle opener... much like the snowboard tools that double as a peice
Jun 18 2007 10:03PM
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Nicholas.
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haha my friend does that like every time he wears his.
Jun 18 2007 10:03PM
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lushlaxstr
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yupppp
Jun 18 2007 10:14PM
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MadSteezin
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lmao
Jun 18 2007 10:16PM
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splooshie
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its a toaster oven dude
Jun 18 2007 10:17PM
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Microcosm
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i love this thread, being a surfer i always knew what it was and i never realized there would be a question about it, but as they're becoming more popular (ie: they're on old navy bathing suits) everyone is getting them and is like wtf is this! I have a bag of em, I like quiksilver's the best, they're the sharpest and they really get the sand off of the wax if it's stuck on there.
Jun 18 2007 10:34PM
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Jwenz
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my thoughs exactly!
Jun 18 2007 10:57PM
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jimmychung
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it's for scraping your friends' sunburns at the beach just to piss them off.
Jun 18 2007 10:58PM
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whattheshit
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mine had a bottle opener on it.  you lose. 


Jun 18 2007 11:01PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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yaaaaA, same with mine, and I have that one too.
Jun 18 2007 11:36PM
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ktollefson_1080
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yea guyss show some love
Jun 18 2007 11:36PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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mmmm most people dont use them to spread wax. i use it to scrape the extra wax off my board when theres too much old wax and my board gets too slippery...and to get sand and other crap that gets stuck on the wax from laying it on the beach.
Jun 18 2007 11:39PM
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Shpadoinkle
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i answered the question before i saw the thread. i'm awesome. lmao.

anyway...that thing sucks...i used one on my board and let's just say...spend the extra couple bucks from a surf shop.
Jun 18 2007 11:43PM
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bhill2.0
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hahahaha wax comb mang
Jun 18 2007 11:55PM
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Craigskis
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Here's Oakley's New Batman Poster-

They recently signed him to Oakley's Proteam,

Look for his new signature lens known as the Dark Knights coming out Next Fall!

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**Not to be confused with Osama Pro Models**
Jun 19 2007 12:11AM
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ShadyHillGroup
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wtf is the point of a wax comb, i have never used one and i surf more than i ski, i kinda feel like a noob, but i just want to know,
Jun 19 2007 12:13AM
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kickerking
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its a fortune cookie dumbass
Jun 19 2007 12:16AM
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bryceCTS
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i always thought/used those as a pube brush
Jun 19 2007 12:19AM
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BusyJohnSohn
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I hear that with a secret code that thing unlocks a new magical world
Jun 19 2007 12:25AM
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maclem
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Harmonica.
Jun 19 2007 12:28AM
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Sno.
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Jun 19 2007 12:43AM
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max.
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read the thread.
Jun 19 2007 12:44AM
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invader7
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its a back scratcher
Jun 19 2007 12:45AM
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ShadyHillGroup
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i did, there is no purpose if u get sand in your wax, either, suck it up, or leave you boerd in the sun, throw sand on it, then take and old rag and wipe the sand right off
Jun 19 2007 12:54AM
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Sno.
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that's like saying, a hairdryer has no purpose, and perhaps someone should either go wet-headed, or stand by a busy freeway until the passing cars cause enough wind to dry their hair for them.
Jun 19 2007 12:56AM
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ShadyHillGroup
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no its really not.....nice try though
Jun 19 2007 12:57AM
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Sno.
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ok...well i thought it was pretty similar...

you either wait for the sun to melt the wax, or just use a handy little tool
Jun 19 2007 12:59AM
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ShadyHillGroup
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its not really handy, do u surf, if u leave your board in the sun for 5 minute the wax will be melted to shit, i mean im sure some people find it useful, but the only benefit i have gotten from it is the bottle openers they are putting in them now
Jun 19 2007 1:01AM
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Sno.
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i see, gotcha. no i dont surf, my brother does a lot though, and he uses those. i dont know if theres much of a difference between wake surfing and real surfing when it comes to wax/tools/etc. though, around here he wake surfs
Jun 19 2007 1:04AM
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Shpadoinkle
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also depends on the temp
Jun 19 2007 1:18AM
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Piste.Off
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its for when your pubes are all wet and sad you can give them a nice comb
Jun 19 2007 1:21AM
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