Replying to Money-grubbing whores

So I was driving down a back road the other day and I see someone way on the right side of the road with their brake lights on and no turn signal. They were either stopped or about to stop, maybe 2mph at the very most right next to a mailbox so I figured they were picking the mail up and going right. I was late for work so I pull into the left lane to pass and right as I'm going by the cocksucker turns left so I collide with his tire, breaking his front axle and sending me into a rock on the left side of the road...

The car I bought a month ago now has 700$-1000$ worth of damage because I don't have collision on it... still has 100,000 miles on it though, so I'm pretty much stuck paying that. Bitch officer writes me a ticket for Reckless Driving (What the fuck, reckless driving? You mean like not checking your blind spot before you swerve across the road from a near-stop without a fucking turn signal?) so I get to fight that, some 250$ and 5 points on my goddamn license. 

Best part is everyone said they were OK after the crash and thirty fucking minutes later, conveniently right as the police and firefighters arrive, one starts bitching about back pain and specifically requested an ambulance... so now I'm probably facing a lawsuit. I just spent my life savings on that fucking car, I'm getting an apartment Sept. 1, and my insurance company is dropping my family, so I have to go to my own plan... when I originally went on my parents' plan the agent said that would be a cute 2.4 grand a year (which is why I got on theirs') and that was before this little incident... I fucking hate people.