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People who drive big trucks...

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Gnl.Weirdness
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I have a theory that people who drive massive trucks have very small penises and are compensating. Anyone care to agree, or disagree?
Jun 17 2007 11:13PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
hahahah i think papasteeze may have some input on this...
Jun 17 2007 11:14PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,032
well that would explain why [e]heath drives a semi...
Jun 17 2007 11:14PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i disagree. i am soon to get my dads truck thats lifted pretty high. i dont have some 12 inch penis, but id call it average
Jun 17 2007 11:14PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
depends. If they're driving a big truck so that they can tow their equally enormous cigarette boat, than it may very well be a case of no-penis-a-sitis.
Jun 17 2007 11:15PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
mmmmmm i agree.
Jun 17 2007 11:15PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
i dont drive i just pole vault everywhere on my massive dick
Jun 17 2007 11:17PM
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i_h_q
Posts: 223 - Karma: 10
Only pussies and faggots don't like big trucks. Shut the fuck up.
Jun 17 2007 11:19PM
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chrismoJBEATS
Posts: 5898 - Karma: 44
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG




wow actualy when i read this title, i was like,are makeing up for something....
Jun 17 2007 11:19PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
it really pisses me off when i see people who have no use for a big truck, driving around town.
if you work in construction or go off road alot, fine. but dont by an F250 or a chevy 2500 etc if you drive to the grociery store twice a week.
Jun 17 2007 11:19PM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
Seriously... I hate when A guy drives by me with a massive raised pickup with the flames on the side and shit...

do they actually think it looks cool?
Jun 17 2007 11:20PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
god the hate never sleeps! hahaha
Jun 17 2007 11:20PM
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Jwenz
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I would hav to disagree..i have a pretty large truck if you ask me...but you know the rst
Jun 17 2007 11:23PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
Big trucks and tribal tattoos, like it says in the motvational posters thread. Both HUGE hints.
Jun 17 2007 11:26PM
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Swan_Solo
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but the real question is:
is it crooked?
Jun 17 2007 11:28PM
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comeatmebro
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flames make it look gay. but a lifted truck does look good. it just pisses me off when people have huge trucks and pick up their kids at the soccer games and shit. take it off road or use it for work.
Jun 17 2007 11:28PM
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What_A_Wookie
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Big Boys Need Big Toys


Jun 17 2007 11:34PM
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~auddie~
Posts: 757 - Karma: 24
I hate people with big trucks unless they have a good reason for it ie towing shit. I actually know more women than men who own trucks. I remember first year of highschool I went up to a teacher's big black truck thinking it was a male teacher's truck and wrote, "you wish your wife was this dirty" turns out it was one young female math teacher's truck.
Jun 17 2007 11:35PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
trucks are sweet im getting one for when i drive for work and muddin
Jun 17 2007 11:36PM
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Swan_Solo
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i lol'd
Jun 17 2007 11:46PM
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~auddie~
Posts: 757 - Karma: 24
yeh supposedly she told her husband about it and his reply was "she is!"
Jun 17 2007 11:55PM
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eheath
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uhhh ok? I actually drive a subaru.
Jun 17 2007 11:58PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
i drive a jetta, i much have a huge dick
Jun 17 2007 11:58PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hahahahaha

pwned
Jun 18 2007 12:00AM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
your just mad about your litte peter
Jun 18 2007 12:11AM
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Jhorski
Posts: 648 - Karma: 45
Lesbians drive subarus
Jun 18 2007 12:13AM
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What_A_Wookie
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Jun 18 2007 12:16AM
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What_A_Wookie
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-talk about failing -_-
Jun 18 2007 12:18AM
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maclem
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Lesbians only drive Foresters. Other subarus are nice.
Jun 18 2007 12:25AM
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Jhorski
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Ya i like subarus too but you have to admit its the only way they ride
Jun 18 2007 12:30AM
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eheath
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not really, the fact you could insert any name in that spot makes in unoriginal and not very witty.
Jun 18 2007 12:32AM
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mattster
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ma truck is higher than yer truck

but seriously though i wish i had a truck
Jun 18 2007 12:33AM
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zzyzx
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i think big houses are a substitute also
Jun 18 2007 1:06AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
this is the same philosophy with sports cars.  my conclusion is that this is just a defensive response because seeing a person your age drive by in an expensive car makes you reflect on how shitty your life is and the bad decisions you made with it.  not their fault they have money, the whole entire small penis philosophy is bullshit.  get over yourselves.
Jun 18 2007 1:06AM
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cobra_commander
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I bike what does that mean?
Jun 18 2007 1:12AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
does your bike have a 12 inch body lift ?
Jun 18 2007 1:15AM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
you mean your's doesn't?
Jun 18 2007 1:21AM
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mtbakerteacher
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My friend drives a Ford F550, which is raised 14 inches with road armor and flames lol. He's Asian so you can't make fun of him for a small dick... It's his breed.
His truck also has a semi truck horn installed so he can 'sneak' the truck up on you and blow out your ear drums. Funniest shit ever when kids are walking on ice ahahaha
Jun 18 2007 1:23AM
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zzyzx
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
bikers have bigger balls than any cars
Jun 18 2007 1:24AM
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Sdot.
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I have a huge penis and drive this:
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Jun 18 2007 2:58AM
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Sdot.
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Nope, two-year-old photo.
Jun 18 2007 3:14AM
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toominator
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I bet you actually have a small weiner!
Jun 18 2007 3:45AM
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Sdot.
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You two are just jealous of my glorious manmeat!
Jun 18 2007 3:52AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
nice truck sdot
Jun 18 2007 4:05AM
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Holte
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I drive a small truck. Does that count?
Jun 18 2007 4:45AM
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invaderskier36
Posts: 6192 - Karma: 41
sucks for you im sorry
Jun 18 2007 6:48AM
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naftel
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^thats an ok looking chev. shortboxes have good size wheelbase for wheeling.

the whole cock size - car/truck thing as a rule is crap. its like making a rascist generalization. theres millions of people driving these vehicles and there are lots of different reasons they do. sure some may think it will get them a girl - in that case the dude is usually ugly as shit anyway (not even considering his cock size)
people who say "oh that guy must be compensating" are very often jealous fucks - jealous they don;t have the money for a sports car or balls to drive a haggard jacked truck.

think about it - if any of you hit the lottery - you'd likely go out and buy some nice vehicle - you wouldn;t choose a corolla cause you thought "oh no- someone will think i have a small cock if i drive this nice car" - you'd just buy it, drive it and be saying "fuck you poor ass bastard" to all the haters looking at you.
Jun 18 2007 10:47AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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I disagree i used to work in Big Sky all the time and people had big trucks cause thats all that could make it up there sometimes plus the boss usually hauled up all the guys with DUI's lol and if you make enough money why not if you havent had a huge truck dont knock it till you try it!
Jun 18 2007 11:40AM
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Capt.Flannel
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and after spending the time to write that, you still haven't caught on to the fact that it's a joke?
Jun 18 2007 11:43AM
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