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Welll, one time when I was like 16, I had been smoking some Salvia (if you dont know what salvia is, wikipedia it) with my girlfriend at the time. Now, Salvia sometimes makes you hallucinate.. and we were doing 80X strength salvia (pretty much the rippinest stuff) out of her gravity bong. We started tripping mad balls, and then we decided to do it right there on the spot. I started to go down on her, and swear to god she tasted like TOOTHPASTE. I dont know why, but I started flipping out saying "why did you brush your pussy" and shit like that...
anyways, we both ended up coming out of it like WTF dude, that was amazing.. and "why do you have your pants down?" lol...
Now.. being we didnt have a sober "spotter" to watch us, we decided to put it on tape recorder before we started smoking... lets just say, it was a very confusing and retarded sounding conversation we had while going nuts off that shit. So entertaining and hilarious, we decided to keep it.
About one year later, we had been broken up, and her dad calls me (him and I go way back I guess) and he asks me what the fuck he just listened to.
pretty good shit I guess.