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Most embarassing sex story

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moarplease
Posts: 293 - Karma: 15
Tell your most embarrassing or hilarious sex story
Jun 16 2007 11:36AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
i walked in on my mom and now ex best friend...
Jun 17 2007 2:22AM
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Drewykins
Posts: 230 - Karma: 12
^ please tell me you're kidding.
Jun 17 2007 2:23AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
i am lawlz
Jun 17 2007 2:27AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
no, it was my step mom
Jun 17 2007 2:30AM
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guiane
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
my mom walked into my room, i pulled the covers over us and kept going hoping she wouldnt notice... but she could smell the sex in the air, quietly left the room, and then gave me a very long sex speech after i dropped my gf off at home later on that evening. i was laughing at the time when she walked into my room (on impulse)
Jun 17 2007 3:19AM
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Darc686
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
Do you know how to ride a girl rodeo style?




Grab her hair and tell her that her sister is better.
Jun 17 2007 4:41AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
your have a chode?
Jun 17 2007 9:37AM
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Charley.
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 110
hahahhahahahah so fucking GROSS
Jun 17 2007 9:48AM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
hahah yeaa.. do you remember the thread name?
Jun 17 2007 12:04PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
found it!

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/258495/
Jun 17 2007 12:05PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
its probably just another "so i made out with my teacher today" thread
Jun 17 2007 12:20PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
read it buddy
Jun 17 2007 12:30PM
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Darc686
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
damn.  that really blows.  he didnt even get to see borat.  hahahaha.  yeah, that whole situation really sucks.  im sorry for whoever it happened to.
Jun 17 2007 2:25PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
i did. but its sean so i find it hard to believe
Jun 17 2007 3:56PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
try eatin mushrooms they do shit with a beezy. bad combination known from experience.
Jun 17 2007 4:40PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
haha, hell yeah maine. My friend did shrooms then fucked this chick for like six hours and couldn't cum... he got made fin of so much too
Jun 17 2007 9:19PM
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1080grindMan
Posts: 51 - Karma: 9
My parents walked in on me while i was fucking my boyfirend up the ass. It wasn't a pretty site.
Jun 17 2007 9:26PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
BAHHAHAHAHAHAH that is the foulest thing ever
Jun 17 2007 9:27PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
thats.....odd
Jun 17 2007 9:30PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
okay........
Jun 17 2007 9:45PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
hahahhaaha sickk username
Jun 17 2007 9:52PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
every time i have read that story, my asshole immediately puckers up and wont unclench for some time.

Jun 17 2007 11:41PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
does getting woken up by a girl getting her ass ripped count (crankin blood and shit everywhere)? cause that was way worse than any shit you do to the people who normally pass out...
Jun 17 2007 11:45PM
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Gonzoskier
Posts: 303 - Karma: 40
having sex with a girl once at her house, I had the girls legs over my shoulders going to town and her mom walks in without knocking right as i am about to go. I had my "O" face on when her mom looked me dead in the eyes and gave me that look like "I am going to cut you balls off". she shut the door and i could barely finish. i was fearing for my nuts lives for the next few months.....
Jun 18 2007 11:37AM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
why am I admitting this... but I was doing my ex ex girlfriend doggy and shti farted on me
Jun 18 2007 12:39PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
two girls at my school decided to shit on there boyfriends the next time they got plowed up the ass. one kid got the shit all on his dick and the other one got it all over his leg.
Jun 18 2007 2:54PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
thank god im not the only one
Jun 18 2007 3:15PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66

dont tell me, tell maximumsushi...

Jun 18 2007 3:21PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
300 POSTS!!!!! OH YEAHHH.

sorry i had to.
Jun 18 2007 3:39PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
no you didnt have to, you chose to. bitch.
Jun 18 2007 3:40PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
cereal?
Jun 18 2007 3:45PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
ewwwwwwwww
Jun 18 2007 5:15PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
at least my boners not crooked.

that rename thread is a bitch hahaha
Jun 18 2007 5:30PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
ohhhhhhh burn that one REALLY caught me off guard
Jun 18 2007 5:39PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
touché.
Jun 18 2007 5:45PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
talk about a boner kill, dang. with the ass in the air and everything too.
Jun 18 2007 9:31PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
wtf
Jun 18 2007 9:33PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
nah same shits happened to me before. but i think i was like 9 and i had a girl in the basement and we kept flashing eachother. my mom said that it was wrong.. but it was sweet!
Jun 18 2007 9:42PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
You're a towel.
Jun 19 2007 12:09AM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
its the original "i made out with my teacher." this is the reason why we know he lies about everything.
Jun 19 2007 3:20AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
one time i never had sex.
Jun 19 2007 4:39PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I was doing my girl doggy style on a loft style bed and I pushed to hard and she fell off. What a story to tell about the eight stitches above her brow.
Jun 19 2007 5:05PM
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Drewykins
Posts: 230 - Karma: 12
you're a beaner towel.
Jun 20 2007 2:53AM
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liquidsword
Posts: 566 - Karma: 10
haha what would you say... this one is about this kid i know he ripped her in the back and she told her parents she sat on a seat belt bahaha
Jun 20 2007 2:58AM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
hahahahaha, i just watched that shit today

yo lets chillll, just bro-out and play some gamecube
Jun 20 2007 3:03AM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
i hAD SEX
Jun 20 2007 1:22PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
WITH THE NEXT PAGE
Jun 20 2007 1:23PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
what is sex?
Jun 20 2007 3:45PM
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